Delayed, not cancelled. It will drop at a later date. It would be in very poor taste to release a series about political violence right now. If a left influencer had been shot Apple would have likely done the same. They do not like capitalizing on this kind of thing, even by coincidence.

Slade being turned into a merchandising line, while he was presumed dead, will never not be hilarious

I know Tylenol doesn’t cause autism because my grandfather was thirty before Tylenol was available, and he was autistic as fuck. You should have seen his trains. And the patent law firm he founded that’s still running.

I hate how hard I laughed at this

For the @nytimes.com, I wrote about Joaquinraptor, a new species from a very cool family of dinosaurs: long-armed, hook clawed (possible) tyrannosaur relatives from South America

Dirk Armstrong was intended as an over the top, Rush Limbaugh conservative, circa 1996, and these days, he’d be considered a bleeding heart librul, according to the modern GOP.

Aw man where am I supposed to take my drunk baby now

I hope they're ready for a war with the Mouse.....

If you need a palate cleanser after, y’know, everything, please enjoy this French pug called Albert

Not breaking any new ground here but it is really remarkable what an aggressively dishonest & cynical person she is without any real interests beyond maintaining her own privilege.

Answer the fucking question, Chuck.

if anyone wants to learn a thing or two about the rapture, I made a feature length youtube video on the subject years ago. only thing I've ever made that has gone "viral" in the sense that it has well over a million views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRxN1DXmSdA

worth noting that the shape a lot of these complaints take is basically "my kid individuated, which is the most profound betrayal imaginable" — if you obsessively say this about a normie kid growing up, a lot of people start questioning your mental health, but here a cultural script provides cover

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

i dont like it

Stop empowering Puritanism.

Bruce…why do you know that off the top of your head?

Jack Crusher was actually conceived later this evening

Mad Max: Fury Road is an Antifa film

oh fuck put it in my veins; it’s getting better known DNC shills: GWAR

also, if you have prime or another means of watching this, i encourage you to & then consider building alliances with juggalos they’re like the socialists of the niemoller poem “first they came for the juggalos & i said nothing” — no im not being hyperbolic here either; just trust me

…right. So, what dates this the most isn’t even the reference to a Rolodex…

Rogue: I’m trying with this Avengers Unity Squad thing but it feels like all we do is have the same fight over and over again. Emma Frost: Have you considered having group sex? Rogue: You think that would help us get along? Emma Frost: No, but it would probably make the fights more interesting.

Stop giving Jesse Singal bylines in 2025 difficulty level impossible apparently.

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

"When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of "apocalypse".

So rapture tomorrow, huh?

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

My theory on The Headlines is that it’s a hell of a lot easier to avoid libel liability when there’s a tremendous amount of peer-reviewed scientific literature on your side

a big reason the Disney thing is important is that in the most visible fight the administration has picked, a fight they celebrated winning, ended up as a loss. it's embarrassing and demoralizing. it also shows non-political folks that the pendulum can swing back. that emboldens all of us to fight.

Phase Changes xkcd.com/3144/

henrietta vs the farmers ex 🐔 #art ✧ #comic ✧ #fieldsofmistria

Huh I guess acetaminophen was a bridge too far, even for the anti-vaxx cranks. Love that for Director Gas-Station Hotdog

don't have much interest in the Mandalorian/Star Wars stuff, but when the trailer popped up on YouTube today, I did what I've never done for a YouTube video: immediately check the comments (the key jingling of baby yoda did not distract as they'd hope)

the worst* part of this is how it’s made to sound like Hamilton *except for the other stuff

The idea that the Uncommitted movement called for people to withhold votes from Biden/Harris in the *general* election rather than the primary is one of those load-bearing falsehoods that it seems impossible to disabuse people of. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/n...

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

The reason they're using Tylenol by name--which is absolutely going to lead to the government paying millions in a lawsuit--is because this old fuck can't say acetaminophen.

Oh, look, a perfect opportunity for me to remind everyone that Mongolian folk metal is a thing that exists and The HU are awesome and all y'all should join me in my obsession.

If you're unfamiliar with Namek's manifesto, or need to hear it again... "Try." youtu.be/wQd4JdFP0d0?...

Genuinely wild that basically every C-suite in America has forgotten why they were doing corporate pride stuff and anti-Trump signaling in 2017

Time is a circle.

Guess it's time for me to update this piece for what seems like the 37th time in the past two days.

"Just keeps spreading, doesn't it?"

It's actually kind of wild that none of our local affiliates are Sinclair owned. We're almost perfectly equidistant between Tampa and Orlando, so we get local stations from both.

Endorsing this, as a Steam Deck enjoyer

X-Men: First Class is an Antifa film.

hell yeah, one free large pizza in exchange for whatever irreparable damage Facebook has done to my life

Dude, the new album By Lathe of Heaven is a Fucking masterpiece latheofheaven.bandcamp.com/album/aurora