“Why is Stephen Miller talking to police in Memphis? Why is he talking to anybody… including his wife? — He’s one of the people that’s lasted longest. He can kiss Trump’s butt better than any human.” (🔥 the @redstateupdate.bsky.social boys in MURFREESBORO are about to be our new besties)

Brett Kavanaugh: “The Govt sometimes makes brief investigative stops …”

The FBI is currently being run by a 14-year-old boy, who spends the entire day re-ranking every Call of Duty game in order of radness.

“What is it?” — Jackie Broyles ad infinitum and my kid upon seeing this shirt. @redstateupdate.bsky.social @travislh.bsky.social

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

Happy Birthday to the late, great Chuck McCann! Born September 2, 1934. I was privileged to befriend him in his later years. He was a wonderful, kindhearted man and absolutely hilarious! I miss laughing with him. He worked with Groucho Marx and was friends with Stan Laurel. Comedy royalty, folks.

I realized this morning, while dropping off my wages summary at Social Security, that since enrolling in the GENEX ticket to work program for SSDI in January, I've worked every month so far this year as a professional actor.🤘

Russia was never a hoax The 2020 election wasn’t stolen Tariffs are a tax on you Haitians didn’t eat pets The Epstein files exist

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

I had a house mate in grad school who was from China. We were watching a Simpsons episode that made fun of Bill Clinton and we all laughed. “You can’t make fun of the president!,” she exclaimed. We explained that in the US one could and — in fact — should. I guess she was right after all.

Adrian is proud, and I am so proud of her, to have worked on the SXSW Best of Texas award-winning documentary ‘Butthole Surfers: The Hole Truth and Nothing Butt’!!! It’s an amazing music doc that I can’t wait for all of you (with a high disgust threshold) to see!!!!

YES!

This is my favorite tweet of all time

Hey baby. It’s the Fourth of July youtu.be/_wlmZz_LcEQ?...

Why they doin this www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hed4aa/

Finally, some common ground

One of the most iconic Murfreesboro businesses, after Jackie’s Market, Gentlemen Jim’s II, and Turkey Dick’s Car Wash

If there’s one thing you don’t mess with, it’s Andy Ogles’ love of New York City.