‘Ella McCay’ is the weirdest movie I’ve seen since ‘Madame Web,’ skin-crawlingly uncanny for its entire runtime open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

their union logo is gonna be so fuckin sick

DO YOU NEED ART IMAGES FOR YOUR PROJECT???? YOU MAY USE ME!! HERE I AM!! LOOKING PENSIVE, FEELING MELANCHOLY, PLANNING A ROBBERY, THINKING OF FRIENDS!!!!

I always thought this summed it up best theonion.com/tubi-ceo-com...

ALTMAN: And so you can use Sora to generate interesting videos of you and your friends, all with AI. FALLON: (giggling) So, heh, so that's a video of me in space, wow! ALTMAN: Exactly. FALLON: Could you generate a video of me where I'm not just a useful clown for fascism? Where my work has meaning?

Step 1: Watch this hilarious video Step 2: Buy Despelote Step 3: Play Despelote Step 4: Transcend from "Slug Dusted with Salt" to "Enriched Human" through the power of autobiographical storytelling Step 5: Gradually descend back into the default state of "Goo Ball"

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FOR? GAVIN GAVIN MY DUDE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE GUY WHO LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE THE CONSERVATIVES, THE MODERATES, THE FENCE-SITTERS? THEY WILL NEVER, EVER SEE YOU AS ANYTHING BUT THE GUY WHO LEGALIZED THE FIRST GAY MARRIAGES YOU BETTER EMBRACE IT CUZ YOU WON'T ESCAPE

very good list

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Just called me back and laughed. Didn't say anything, just laughed.

It's internship season! We have one at Defector Media, and it's paid! In real dollars!! (plus fully remote) Please share with any/all college students in your life. The deadline to apply is Jan. 16.

This is an important resource. No one should have to poop in front of their whole family: bringbackdoors.com

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Heads up: New Thief 2 level by one of Arkane's senior level designers and director of The Black Parade for Thief 1. If he says it's his most ambitious work to date, you KNOW it's going to be amazing.

the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face

Thanksgiving-Cyber Monday, my wallet's ignoring Target, Home Depot, & Amazon. I'm tired of corporations enabling this administration ditching DEI, allowing ICE to terrorize our communities, & chase tax breaks. Join me! #WeAintBuyingIt 🚫 app.sosha.ai/s/L3BLUA1g

it was jared

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/

what cotillion dumpster fire did this dopey bitch just stagger out of

i should have been a model in my story biographical and chart the course of bullets theoretical and actual toward the brain of my beloved mistaken for a victual a camelot of dining for a creature that's vermiculal

WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA admin—they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appease—but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.

It's almost the weekend in my neck of the woods! If you're looking for a cute way to spend approximately 15 minutes of your weekend, check out my tiny Over the Garden Wall adventure game 🍂🍎 -- FREE to play in-browser on my itchio page below! Now with a walkthrough available! 👇 Happy weekend! 🎉

a single buck! we don't even get to do the boring "it's as much as a cup of coffee" comparison thing, because it's just a buck! read all the blogs, comment all you want, it's a good website!

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

weird that @nytimes.com doesn't disclose they've used this "Democratic voter" (A. Collins, actually independent, with a spouse in CBP) several times this year? Is this preferable to finding new subjects? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u... www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/u... www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...

Ken Starr emailing with Epstein in 2018 is a really interesting thing to learn about!!!!!!

I have some fresh questions about how Wolff got almost 18 months of unrestricted access to both the Trump campaign and, later, the West Wing to write his book (that curiously doesn't mention this at all to my knowledge)

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.

"We’re done waiting for Dems to find their spine. We can’t afford a weak & cowardly Democratic Party while the authoritarians invade our cities, terrorize our communities, & threaten our democracy. We get the party we demand, & we intend to demand a Democratic Party that fights.” — @indivisible.org

Eight Senate Democrats saw charts like these and decided "oh yes, now that public opinion is on our side and our opponent is facing electoral consequences for their policy choices, now is a great time to give up all of our leverage in health care negotiations" www.gelliottmorris.com/p/donald-tru...

If you're in a state with a senator who hasn't voted for the CR call to ask them to remove Schumer as minority leader. 5calls doesn't have t template, but I called Schiff's office and the person who answered said they hadn't gotten any position on that yet. Give them one. 5calls.org/issue/federa...

"Beneath its humdrum requests, every email said more or less the same thing: Can you explain how reading certain things can turn a person into a socialist—and, possibly, a terrorist-sympathizing antisemite?" lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

A thorough and honest eulogy:

Let’s check in with people who threatened to leave Zohran Mamdani’s NYC: defector.com/lets-check-i...

this is probably the most bizarre request for help I've had in an online game. this guy had a quest to deal damage to other raiders, and instead of just attacking them, he came prepped with healing items and asked me to take some bullets for him. video games man www.reddit.com/r/ArcRaiders...

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

We really are building community here

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Please read our statement, share it with your networks, and support us if you can. www.python.org/sponsors/app... psfmember.org/civicrm/cont...

Happy birthday to @51st.news !!! If you are not already a member, SUBSCRIBE! The only way we get through this crazy moment is with robust local news!!!

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

On Thursday evening, thousands of protesters in San Francisco marched downtown in response to federal ICE action.