based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit

Which one of you 29 cowards is gonna buy the rancid Mario Cheez Whiz

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

love telling people i play umamusume to hear the audible groan afterwards

wacky inflatable arm guys took my job

gundam seed fucking sucks

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Good morning 🌄

Amazing coda here.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

I feel like we go through this once a year but I don't think that's been proven and it's more likely that 68 million dollars is like a rounding error for Google.

A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."

[stares directly into the camera]

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

nothing has made me respect the chinese century more than experiencing 非诚勿扰

i wasn't sure about the power of the chinese century until i watched if you are the one, these freaks have managed to make a dating show about ritual humiliation. 11/10

pick up the nearest book. turn to page 42, post the second sentence “But did my first oyster fresh from the bassin in twenty-eight years do it for me? Did it transport me immediately to some culinary version of Elysian Fields, as i’d hoped?” from “A Cook’s Tour”, by Anthony Bourdain.

bojack horseman would probably love umamusume

Thank you Casey for the #ShowCasey!! (And @tetraminose.bsky.social for the mention) I'm making a cooperative cleaning game where you play as goofy little alien friends cleaning up the universe 🥳

Thanks Casey! I'm working on Subversive Memories, a survival horror game set in Brazil during the last dictatorship. I'm glad to say it's almost finished. Wishlist to help more people discover it. store.steampowered.com/app/2821110/Subversive_Memories/

No more chicken!? What!?

Maki-e fountain pen #goldfish

Do we need to say it louder? Here. Louder. " Federal courts in Alabama are using a law last applied during the U.S. internment [incarceration] of people of Japanese descent during World War II to charge immigrants who don’t register themselves..." www.al.com/news/2026/01...

Water your flesh prison, doom scroller

bro, she’s not a “slut”, she just contains multidudes.

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@democrats.org please pay attn

There's nothing funny about the death of Scott Adams, which is a fitting tribute to his legacy as a cartoonist.

holy shit. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...

Took longer than promised but thank you Joe.

starting my day off right by eating a bowl full of coffee grounds

On my way to the Supreme Court where I'll be proud to support 15-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson, West Virginia's only transgender athlete, as she opposes the state's effort to ban her from playing as herself. Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right

forgot to do wordle yesterday and ended a 400+ day steak fml

i think if we abolish ICE for murdering innocent people we should do the same for police

uhhh what do you mean "the federal government" pays? you mean "us"? you mean taxpayers?

no eye contact please

rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

If you’re going to kidnap a dictator why wouldn’t you start with Putin? Make sense?

Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity