Brought the babies in from the cold.

Me: "Survivor has been on air for 50 years? But I remember the first Survivor. How old am I?"

Neon Genesis Evangelion is better than Anne of Green Gables.

legos are for children and cowards who are afraid to make models

Fucking Pitt can make me cry on demand.

I have a new paper. We look at ~all stats articles in political science post-2010 & show that 94% have abstracts that claim to reject a null. Only 2% present only null results. This is hard to explain unless the research process has a filter that only lets rejections through.

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

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Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

Watching the Women’s Skiathlon replay and you can HEAR how shitty the conditions are. I can’t imagine trying to maintain a race pace in snow like that.

Every morning I’m faced with the same impossible choice: What do I need more? Coffee of nicotine gum?

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines https://theonion.com/womens-cross-country-skiing-marred-by-catcalling-italian-men-on-sidelines/

Why don't you "AI Generate" a shut the fuck up

we just had a mayoral election 3 months ago, and minneapolis rejected omar fateh. low information “voters” should stop making signs like this and start looking in the mirror

This just seems kind of mean

Unbelievable

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.

Apparently “Call of Duty” was a mistake.

Elon saw the Christmas joy on his kids' faces and immediately asked Epstein to get him the f**k out of there

Okay, now can someone explain how to alter Salesforce records without leaving a trace?

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Next she’s gonna tweet an endorsement by “good” ICE officers. “Not all ICE is bad - together we’ll make sure the next generation of ICE is both well-funded AND well-trained.”

Is your spouse away for the afternoon? Nows a perfect time to make kimchi jjigae.

Important information, but wildly insufficient resources for our current, unprecedented crisis. In 30 days or less, the existing epidemic of homelessness in MN will be multiplied more than we can imagine, unless @governorwalz.mn.gov declares an eviction moratorium.

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Anyone in the Twin Cities know a smart kid looking for a job? I’ve got an opening for a Jr Analyst. Probably a lot of boring report creation to start but a solid opportunity to develop some real skills. Experience working with data and an attention to detail is a must. We can teach everything else.

How is Rockstar supposed to satirize American politics in GTA 6 when you have people like this saying “Alex Pretti and Trayvon Martin weren’t technically unarmed because they had arms”

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Democrats just won a special election in St. Paul by 91%. That's basically impossible and also a 20% improvement over Harris's showing in the seat. Also, it shows that deploying ICE as a voter suppression tactic probably only works against their own voters.

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.

Someone in one of my groups 3D printed a whistle that looks like a severed finger lmaooooo

It’s not as pretty as the recipe but it’s just as good.

My wife asks me to make Hainanese Chicken Rice approximately every six months. This is just enough time for me to forget how much work it is and for her to forget how she will be alone with the kids for six hours while I make it. www.seriouseats.com/hainanese-ch...

8 out of 22 kids showed up on Friday at my 7yo’s suburban Twin Cities 2nd grade class. Today, my girls and I went on a mission to help their friends and we spent a bunch of money on paper goods, laundry detergent, and diapers. Go out and help, you’ll feel better.

I owe Alex Pretti for at least two things: buying a bike that in a small way helped me put food into the bellies of my two girls and a roof over their heads and sacrificing himself to protect the people of Minnesota from racist thugs.

He was legally observing He was helping other legal observers He was helping other potential victims He was not brandishing a gun May Alex Pretti’s memory be a blessing

Just heard from my carrier that this guy got fired.

Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

If you’re in Marketing and notice a ton of email unsubscribe’s this weekend it’s because Gmail started sending all your messages into my primary inbox. Tell them to cut that shit out. I don’t want their AI services and your open rates will crash because of it.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.