best ending of all time, let's be real

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

He did not have the requisite mens rye-a

Finally

Sorry, the appropriate accessories for these minifigs are Picard: saddle Riker: horga’hn Data: tricorder that plays Life Forms Geordi: holographic Leah Brahms Worf: Alexander minifig (to be ignored) Beverly: ghost lamp Wesley: game from The Game Troi: Lwaxana minifig Guinan: Magus III rifle

One of these jobs is for a large-headed brainless muppet to engage in pointless spectacle for the entertainment of drunk, braying, red-hatted fans and its masters in Washington, and one of these jobs is Racing President.

From the top rope

Sensual astronomy

We take you live to New York City

Are people dusting off the “amend the constitution to allow naturalized citizens like Arnold to be president” take yet but crossing out Arnold and writing in Zohran?

The guy beloved by Celtics legends Larry Bird and Bill Walton?

roses are red big laughs are hearty

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED DAYENU

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

UPDATE: No.

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck

lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

This is right but also terrible. Still, I voted for Jones because I just don’t give a fuck anymore.

“Here comes the pizza!”

This is still the best mix of video and Kesha song youtu.be/7ZWaWrvJ7nA?...

Pete Hegseth is a millennial.

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

The 2019 Washington Nationals had the decency to pretty much wrap up Game 7 by the eighth inning because they cared about two things: 1) Their fans, and 2) Getting to meet Donald Trump.

This game has been so exciting that even Rob Manfred might be watching it.

This

The six episodes of Enterprise Incidents he did with Steve Morris and Scott Mantz are must-listens.

TIL it’s pronounced “mate-wan” and not “mat-uh-wan.”

Homey literally said "touch mass"

from yesterday's Halloween parade I tried to identify several interesting costumes "Ah, hail Fortunato!" I said to somebody whose head appeared to be bricked in I was met with indifference. The costume was in fact based on something called Minecraft.

I take it back the cutaway gag is more mid/late 2000’s 30 Rock.

Please note this is a Cuomo ad meant to make Sliwa look bad, as opposed to an endearing tertiary character from a 90s sitcom.

this isn't retail politics, this is high art

Watching Carrie for the first time and maybe Travolta doing Mean Barbarino played OK at the time but it’s kinda ridiculous now.

Happy Halloween from ABC's rapping late-'00s promo for It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown youtu.be/X0y0tEioboA?...

“If social media dies where will people get their news?” Well.

So Trump has posted about 20 photos of the refurbished Lincoln Bathroom, which should satisfy the needs of the unemployed and hungry. In addition to looking pretty crummy, I have some questions about this toilet, which will have a great view of the new ballroom and vice versa.

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago