This guarantees I will never see a movie at Alamo ever again lol open.substack.com/pub/embedded...

Pay Mike Post, jerks.

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Unexpected Edmund Fitzgerald related social takedown:

This is what really puts the lie to the “don’t cancel, the people there are still doing meaningful work” line. A few of them are, many of them are not, and the owner only cares about the latter. Been a subscriber since 2003 but I’m out when my sub runs in August.

for some reason I read the excerpt of JD Vance’s book in USA Today but I was rewarded by this being the ad at the end

This new Paul Simon song sucks.

Best adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Guinan hooked them up with the good shit from her personal stash.

🎶 it’s been a long road 🎶

Kim Darby, who played "Miri" in the Original Series, as the Mom in Better off Dead

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor.

The average American has three friends.

This is the worst papal gift exchange between the United States and the Vatican since LBJ gave Pope Paul VI a bust of LBJ.

Pope Leo XIV gifted Marco Rubio a plant of peace. In return, Marco Rubio gave the pope a crystal football. The pope’s response? “Wow. Okay.”

@sarahweinman.com How does the paper determine which titles are “thrillers” for Lyall’s column and which are “mysteries” for yours?

“We are the luckiest bastards alive,” he says of living in Marblehead. “We can’t also be the most self-interested bastards alive. They can’t be the same thing.” www.marbleheadindependent.com/he-asked-if-...

Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.

I’m sure he was evil in many ways but I deeply long for the days when billionaires were into baseball and pro wrestling and not publicly doing weird shit with their sperm

Funeral services to be held at 7:05 pm Friday

LOUD KLAXON SOUNDS COMING

Amtrak needs places for passengers to sit in the stations, not whatever bullshit is in the link.

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.

Lazslo Cravensworth voice “The PAINTER of LIGHT”

Imagine being the administration’s willing dupe because you got passed over for deputy real estate editor.

Gen X was a mistake

Would watch

May the 4th be with you

When Kay does it it’s just

Jesus AIPAC what are you doing here?

Wardoodle

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

a classic, and also possibly the only actually funny thing published in the New Yorker's humor section

This is like an expensive homage to Paul Rudd's favorite MAC AND ME sequence followed by an expensive homage to the "serpentine" sequence in THE IN-LAWS.

May the Fourth be with you! (Happy Star Wars Day.)

Oceans are now battlefields.

5’9” Ravens QB Diego Pavia taking under-center snaps from a real NFL center is extremely funny

In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

This movie has everything: baby David Hyde Pierce, incredible hair, the most Jewish gentile actress ever to do it, a bookstore, pickles, a bubbe, a shadchan, poetry, an extremely memorable sauna scene, and the bad guy from The Fugitive.

CROSSING DELANCEY (1988) — 2:00 am ET — 1h 37m Amy Irving, Peter Riegert, Jeroen Krabbé; directed by Joan Silver An aging woman hires a matchmaker to find her independent granddaughter a man. #TCM #TCMParty

Car in front of me at the drive-thru ordered $82 worth of Taco Bell…how?