@sickoscommittee.org find yourself someone who looks at you like GUS looks at the Birmingham Bowl trophy.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social there is no greater potential for a dad/DIY disaster than this guy tasked with fixing the backboard and rim in front of tens of thousands in a nationally televised game.

New USELESS Poll is up... Shout out to @sickoscommittee.org for supplying our fun Michigan fact. open.substack.com/pub/mikeandh...

Bringing my old CFB poll out of retirement. open.substack.com/pub/mikeandh...

My 6-year old explained the global syndicate of tooth fairies at work because "there's no way just one has enough time and money to get to all the teeth every night." ... Two weeks into 1st grade and she already has a better grasp of international commerce and macroeconomics than the president.

I feel like @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social should give a rundown of this after sneaking Spencer into an open house.

Adult life in busy metro suburbia: After my wife, kids, and about three coworkers, the next closest and most consistent relationship in my daily life is with the new robot floor cleaner at QT.

I've worked in journalism for about 20 years. A lot of people burn out and I get it ... But it's amusing that most are productive members of society while the only one who left due to me calling him out for outright plagiarism - the worst possible indignity of a journalist - is now a pastor.

@edsbs.bsky.social just read the latest Ch. 6... the world needs more righteous indignation from people who enjoy southern football culture while maintaining decent human values. GT and Vandy's somewhat less problematic overlords should hold power until the rest of the region gets it together.

GOOD: classic rock BETTER: singing along to Hotel California AWKWARD: getting to the "check out/never leave" line and realizing you were spacing out as a distraction while visiting your mother in law in a memory care facility... 🫣

Convicted felon and rapist goes out of his way to proclaim he'll break the law: Isn't this the sort of wasteful redundancy DOGE is supposed to be eliminating?

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

@sickoscommittee.org not a rivalry trophy, but @lebatardshow.bsky.social today confirmed that the championship trophy for @thegregcoteshow.bsky.social 's fantasy football league weighs 13.6 lbs BONUS FACT: If trophy was made of gold, it'd currently be worth 16,274,026,219 Vietnamese Dong.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social good luck tomorrow and Go Birds! If it's any help, the Facebook timeline karma gods reminded me of what could be just days away.

Shit's going just great... Why do you ask?

If Ohio State wins a national championship, will it give Ryan Day the courage and self-esteem to stop painting half his face with shoe polish?

When people from a mostly gutted/underfunded agency can make something go half-a-million mph and literally slap the face of the sun, yet all of our space funding is controlled by a bitch who loves twitter fights, it should be a bit concerning.

Guess I'll start back up with posting here now that there's some life...

In the interest of free markets, capitalism and whatnot, I'd like to announce that I am also selling a bible, replete with my blog posts from the 2010s and a some bangin' wing and chili recipes. It's probably not worth the $69.99 I'm asking, but at least you won't be a total asshole if you buy it.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social saw a 12-foot skeleton in a front yard yesterday surrounded by several smaller ones worshiping at his feet. But then I went to Home Depot... what say you of the 13-foot animatronic Jack Skellington?