I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated.

hey Minnesota, ‘Get Down’ by POS let’s get it done

craziest hockey game I’ve ever seen

we need to nationalize the Kids Arcade Credit Card system

sorry boss I won’t be working today gotta read every single post about MN sports from last night, maybe twice

Wild and Wolves babyyy, immaculate vibes everywhere you look, we’re reaching absolutely mind-boggling levels of being back

Quentin Tarantino came on the heels of many great directors before him

Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.

come on bro it’s 2026, you don’t need to ask me in the zoom meeting if I applied the stratified randomization calculations on my own, I didn’t even write the concatenation function on my own

[buying a muffin] ooh nice blackberry/thyme [eating the muffin] yech this tastes like thyme

I need someone to come over and stop me from playing the new Olivia song on repeat

beating Dallas so bad they’re forced to shut the doors and give us the franchise back

Live Nation CEO Sentenced To 10 Years In Online Queue

what in the name of fuck did the newspaper of record just say to me

we need to make bidets kid-friendly

when I see quarter-over-quarter written as QoQ I like to say KWOCK out loud to allow myself a bit of whimsy every now and then

Jan 2026: [metaphorically] careful out there it’s raining ice in Minneapolis Apr 2026: [literally] careful out there it’s raining ice in Minneapolis

absolute batshit game of basketball

JADENNN

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

if I had filled out a bracket I would probably have one of the perfect ones

marketing idea SunChips should make big chips that are like 4in x 4in and sold stacked like tostadas, market them as crunchy sandwich layers

for sale punk coffee nobody wanted

It's easy to reduce Band Of Horses to "The Funeral" or write them off as weak-sauce blog-rock from a time when indie was swerving toward the masses. But revisiting their debut 20 years later, I was stunned by how many great songs they strung together. 🐎

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

hey @racketmn.com the 10lb chocolate bunny from Costco is made by a MN company so I think that means y’all have to find one and eat it

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for any weekly recurring meeting you should get one monthly “not feeling it, skipping this week” with no questions asked

“stop that rude behavior instantly”

another wave of pure disgust at the song No Reply on the latest Tame Impala album, Kev man what the hell were you doing

[Exit Murderer.]

so help me god if Kirill Kaprizov’s politics ever become a Discourse I’m moving our family to an off the grid shack in the woods

the history of music in the 20th century:

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

[lockheed martin commercial trying to drum up good press] our war drones will help find your dog ☺️

hey guys I need a quick ~$10k or so, it’s for uhhhh mutual aid, pic unrelated

Just got a message from South High saying “We currently have requests totaling $33,965 for rent and we have $7500 available tomorrow. Please try to share the gofundme widely! Thanks” Well, that simply will not do. I'll match the first $900. Please help my fellow South High families if you can! 🖤🧡🖤

Happy belated birthday, Mitch! (It was yesterday.)

ilhan omar might be the bravest american in congress right now. solidarity to her forever, i wish she could be president

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

Hi all 👋 - mutual aid request incoming Our family is connected to a neighbor family through Lyndale school, a mom with two young boys. They are very sweet and hate asking for help (same!) but they really need it right now as they’ve been scared to leave their house since December due to ICE

inside you are two wolves

hey boss I won’t be at work this week because did you see that hockey game

Olympics give Jack Hughes a gold tooth challenge

lol

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

gonna be a crazy year for Quinn Hughes and Boldy and Faber, celebrating a gold medal AND a cup, wowza

McDavid gotta be the best 2nd place athlete of all time

someone take the flags away from the tkachuks please, let’s not tarnish this