today you can put Come Out Ye Black and Tans on your workout playlist and nobody can stop you

instead of Oscars discourse, might I recommend the scintillating intellectual discussion topic in my household this evening: what if George Smiley went on Taskmaster

I don't care if Monday's bad Tuesday, Wednesday, makes me sad Thursday how'd I get this mad it's Friday I'm online 🎶

"Last weekend, Iran, one of the world’s oldest, most storied civilizations, was attacked by two countries: the US, which adorably is about to celebrate its 250th anniversary; and Israel, which is younger than Liza Minnelli." www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...

wish she’d just said “I wanted people to like me” or “I hated myself” or “I hated myself and I wanted people to like me and the desperation to be liked, in its nihilistic totality, is the purest expression of self-loathing there is, dissolving the notion that human life might have worth or dignity”

you two are warrior-poets to me but sometimes i do think someone should (lovingly) hold each of you down and pump you full of euphoriants

always reskeet

Trailer for season 2 Deadloch features this great cast, a Hemsworth, a shirt with a hammerhead shark on it, multiple crocs, angry tour guides; they have ticked every single box, no notes 🐊🙌🏻 March 20 cannot come soon enough youtu.be/bEu3XAz0otY?...

Is it me, or has the tone of the Sunday Funnies gotten dark lately?

top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

The five minutes before you fall asleep is also a 10x multiplier to Thinking Time—but watch out

one time I was smoking (cigarettes) with Jane Fonda when she told me out of the blue "You know, you're a very handsome man with a great sense of style." My ego has been absolutely bulletproof ever since.

this is so damn good

HELPFUL VOICE: that's where Australians come in. What the Australian userbase lacks in volume, we make up for in the sheer aggression of our unpoliced threats. Lock in -- it's time to reply to a small town mayor in a different country to ____ ________.

Man you want to participate in something and then someone gives an answer so objectively correct that there’s no point adding onto it

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

People just don’t want to impress Jodie Foster anymore.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

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Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

The h in whoa goes wherever you want it: woah or woha or hwoa — they're all good. It's just a very accepting word

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

I truly cannot comprehend the arrogance required to say "as a Catholic I think our faith was founded on the principles of supporting the crucifiers instead of Christ, and I know better than the man I believe to be God's chosen shepherd of the earthly Church"

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

[extremely cs lewis voice] the us men’s hockey team was partying with kash patel and they almost deserved it

send an email? like jeffrey esptein did? no thanks

dude they're nerfing your boss fight based on social media reactions. yeah your otherwise unique and challenging encounter is now pretty trivial and you have super exploitable weaknesses now just because genre newcomers didn't understand your fairly straightforward patterns

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Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

susancruisin: I thought a frenemy was like a centaur of a person you like and a person you don’t like 🤣 NevillsAdvocate : you look at the world so majestical 😂 onlyjudy: they have thos… and it’s called the self

an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up

every single culture's mythology has a story where this exact behavior leads to the most horrific curses their gods have ever cast on anyone, because every single culture recognizes this as irredeemable evil

Happy Valentine's day, my Goblins! No matter what you celebrate, I hope you'll take some time to treat yourself! @hexandgiggle is making me cake today!!!!!! -This piece is definitely me today....LOL #happyvalentinesday

every time this man posts i think "how is he so good at this?!" and then i think "no, how is every other politician so bad at this?!" he makes it look so easy! why the hell isn't mayor wilson marrying people or leading scavenger hunts or doing anything cute and fun

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

the greatest disaster for Democrats in the last decade or so has been adopting the EAT YOUR VEGETABLES approach to campaigning - "you will vote for me because the Republican is worse, no I will not give you any other reason, you are my servant"

it's not that I don't understand the logic of "vote for the lesser evil" but it's awfully demoralizing to see it deliberately used as a campaign strategy and also, regardless of what I myself think - it hasn't worked out very well, has it now

i am genuinely willing to hear counter-arguments to my position on this, as long as you have spent a minimum of 4 years living as an openly trans person in California during Newsom's governorship

"BuT hIs PoLiCiEs..." I'm a trans Californian, don't you try and cissplain Newsom to me. "BuT mY tRaNs GiRlFrIeNd..." yeah, tell me more about how you have a trans girlfriend and you think Newsom isn't that bad, it totally doesn't make you sound like a chaser

Yeah, I'm really fucking sick of watching cis "allies" explain how Newsom isn't actually that bad about trans people. It's abundantly clear to us that what you mean is that you're willing to have fascism for trans people if it means no fascism for you.

I think a major reason it's so upsetting to people to see AI "tools" crammed in to everything is that it makes them realize they aren't the customers, they're the product. "None of your users want this" doesn't matter when your customers are VC firms and investors. Who cares what the product thinks?

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick