Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

My tank Mexican My weed vape gay My beer Jamaican I love LA

is it the pictures for sad children one?

new metaphor just dropped

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

I came up in the Archdiocese of Los Angeles and still live there, which makes it possible to maintain a certain amount of connection to the mother Church, but these things make me hopeful that someday, long after my death, we might have a better Church for a better world.

and I really do think he’s doing the things you do if you’re coming next for Opus Dei, which would be ……… seismic

internecine bullshit divides us and makes us easier to kill, there's always, always been historical overlap between every variation of queer and trans. and we can hold all of that shit because we have different struggles and also a shared struggle. they just called us all fags

the 72-year-old trans lawyer who helped me with my legal name change said something i still think about all the time she started transitioning in the goddamned 1960s, and when i asked her what that was like, she said in her thick Chicago accent, "eh, they just called us all fags"

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

Mamdani and Trump giving speeches on the same day where Zohran will be like “the philosopher George Santayana once said that To be an American is of itself almost a moral condition, an education, and a career” and Trump will be like “Keebler Elves…they live in a tree and they make food, yes they do”

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

"who are you rooting for in the world cup?" what a ridiculous question. obviously its the last team whose jersey i happened to see on a random attractive woman walking around nyc. i hope she has a wonderful time

follow for follow is the rule of beasts

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*

My hot take as a queer creative is: have a few cishet dudes as contemporaries, because they will save you from your worst impulses. You are going to have to do it to them as well a bunch but they will be good at going "you're getting kinda esoteric with this"

Jonathan Ross is the man who shot and killed Renee Good.

Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face? Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry? Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot

just saw a trans woman make a joke that could be argued is in poor taste. how should we kill her

"this whole thing smacks of the fourth of july" I holler as I overturn the dildo table and turn the month of Gender into the month of Shit

if you ever see one of these dudes on the subway or whatever you gotta go like "ARE YOU RECORDING US?? WHY ARE YOU RECORDING US? IS IT FOR THE NEWS? I DIDN'T FILL OUT A CONSENT RELEASE" and they'll say no and then you can pull out "OH SO IT'S FOR YOU PERSONALLY HUH" and watch everybody get worried

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

love drinking water that's so cold it feels medically significant

AUSTIN POWERS (de-aged): baby I was practicing free love back when your granny was knocking boots, I don’t see the issue! VIVICA GOODBOOBS (Sydney Sweeny): Austin you can’t just shag anyone without telling me, being Poly is about communication! AUSTIN: (looks Wistful, sad song by The Weeknd plays).

Well, that was a fucking ride.

BREAKING: the hospital treating Mitch McConnell announces that the operation to transplant his eyes to the palms of his hands was a success, and he may soon return to his banquet chamber. His family requests that well-wishers send the clothes and shoes of devoured children in lieu of donations.

i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Yes I am a “fair weather” fan, in that I enjoy fair weather and pleasant walks and scintillating conversation. I am simply a part of the zeitgeist. You can be a fan of something that sucks. That’s fine. Not my mission. Not my journey.

People who are actually smart, value the ability to be persuaded. People who only want to seem smart, value the ability to persuade.

wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you

average conservative looking at niche fetish porn: this is real life average conservative, looking at real life: this is pornography

"Nithya Raman clearly does not have what it takes to undo the failures of the Bass administration. That's why you should vote for me, Karen Bass."

Do me a favor, would you, since bluesky is suppressing HER but might not ME, and share this deep dive of Ash's about Caroline Cossey aka Tula, among other things a trans Bond Girl in For Your Eyes Only. Can you get people to share this and save it to watch later and subscribe, to combat this bs??

"it's not that we hate you, it's that you're offensive and shouldn't exist so we need to hide you behind a label, just to make sure people know what you are" this is the bluesky team way what an odd pairing, this userbase and these devs that fucking hate us so goddamn bad

“some people are made important by their work while others are made untouchable by theirs, and boy do most of us get it backwards on which is which” WHEW

IMO this is the original sin (heh) of the sceptic and rationalist movements. Once “I am rational” becomes part of your identity when someone points out that you aren’t being rational it becomes a threat to your self-image, and you go to fight or flight mode vs. that threat.

I'm something of an historian of sketch based comedy and i can tell you that the kids are reinventing the revue from first principles which is great