the joie de vivre levels are off the chart in this blowbang

FRIEND: [stressed] ME: [1% less stressed] you have to avoid the screens, man. they contain information & if you don't see it, you can't be stressed about it. you'll never know what's going on in the world which creates it's own problems, sure, but avoid the screens. give your phone to a raccoon.

me irl

one of my all time favorite posts

an actual believer in Poster's Bushido would commit ritual resignation from his position due to the shame of his team's actions

RIP to everyone banned by the mods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the mods

not flinching at the phrase "Poster's Bushido" probably means i should log off

It’s crazy that @aaron.bsky.team was able to get a job as Head of Trust and Aaron Roderick’s Safety. Normally you’d have to worry about other people too! What a hard job that would be!

incredibly funny that this bullshit trust and safety team is going to Streisand Effect themselves into everyone knowing about this restore @cara.city you miserable babies

This is the full one

This is ASTONISHING

just learned boston university has a study abroad campus in los angeles and this is now my favorite thing. experience new cultures. learn the exotic ways of the locals. such as "putting avocado on things" and "sunscreen in february"

Yeah. With gigantic monsters you always get a moment where people are like "my god, our missiles bounce right off it!" And like, no they don't. That's not true. That monster would be dead af in many pieces.

When I post, I enter a state of mushin (無心), thinking only of my duty to post, much like the 17th samurai Suzuki Shōsan who unhesitatingly decapitated a child lord at the Battle of Osaka. This is an extreme comparison, but a poster must cultivate “posting energy” and be ready to post at any time.

I'll say it again: I rarely agree with some of my favorite film writers. Agreement is not the point, enjoying their explanation of their opinion is all the fun.

I'm seeing a lot of you who posting things unbefitting an unpaid democratic party operative

the Friday morning orchestra concert long-game hater is an avatar of the Absolute for this age. willingly or no he speaks for us all

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

They’re pedo-jacketing Michael Jackson simply because he was a prolific and unabashed pedophile

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

I dare you not to tear up reading this whole thing, which you should do immediately. if these are the times we’re living in, then this is how we should aspire to be in them

Oh my god indeed

schisming with the Catholic Church so hard I undo previous schisms

i love blaming stuff on vibe coding. i'm vibe blaming, which just as good as placing blame using knowledge

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

a Quelaag is a type of woman who has the lower torso of some sort of animal or demon or beast or war machine or unknowable horror and more importantly is also my wife

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

"it's totally feasible to have a 6,000-person span of control," said no one who ever had any meaningful role in an organization of that size.

Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.

been wondering if fish even know they’re in a tank long enough that i’m starting to look at the walls of my house differently

this is like 3/4ths of my family and half the people I was confirmed with

A thing like that.

I don't think you can plan a Post™. It's either off-the-cuff or you're melting down and Posting Through It; neither involves foresight or craft.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

RIP to all those whose empires crumbled because they took on the Catholic Church but I'm built different. And better. And maybe better than the Catholic Church.

I will go to my grave hollering IF YOU TEACH PEOPLE WELL WHILE TREATING THEM WELL THEY CAN LEARN

people think the talmud is like the protocols of the elders of zion but it's 9,000 pages of "if a donkey kicks a lamp and sets a hay bale on fire, who pays for the hay" in every possible combination of owners of the donkey, lamp, and hay bale

We need to go back in time and stop Martin Luther

now this is Posting

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

this is a brilliant idea honestly

one of the finest posts of all time

Rip to every president who lost a war in the middle east but I’m different. And better. Maybe even good enough to win a war in the middle east