I run customer-facing teams and getting a deluge of complaint calls between Thanksgiving and NYE is literally a nightmare scenario that risks turning into a cascade (a couple people quit, more work for the rest, so a couple more quit, etc) we will NEVER have more leverage than now through NYE

maybe i am going insane

this is how you lose the dish war

I think this is literally the funniest possible thing that could happen

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

I got a great new haircut so now you all get to see how hot I look

Ancestral Catholics with their ideas about a fallen world secretly gravitate towards tragic goth Tradcath Converts, however think they've captured the Biblical Dragonballs and have the Mandate of Heaven to raze the Earth with their power

crazy IG em_clarkson

I don't even know how to explain the enormity of this to people who don't follow Catholic politics. A vote of 199-22 would have been a shocking swing away from the hardcore conservatism of many of these bishops. 216-5 is absolutely nuts.

I went over to the septic tank and found this malformed turd. Look. Look at it. Look at the horrible shape and the threads of blood in it. Think about the twisted freak who made this turd. Oh, you don't like this? Well maybe I'll stay over in the septic tank. I get way more engagement over there

All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake

joyce carol oates is one of my favorite posters, and I wish she was here on bluesky

this is art. im not fucking around this is art

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness

the rich are obsessed with hating fat people because it's a strain of cruelty seemingly normal people will respond positively to AND if you're rich and you don't want to be fat you just pay a team of specialists to make you not fat. it's a class war wedge.

Mamdani speaks. "My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

Pope Leo “said that ‘the role of the Church is to preach the Gospel’, and highlighted the Evangelist Matthew’s account of the Last Judgement: ‘Jesus says very clearly: At the end of the world, we're going to be asked, how did you receive the foreigner? Did you receive him, and welcome him, or not?’”

everyone pack it in, we're not gonna beat this one

Zohran’s victory speech is just gonna be, “Time to stop dickin around. Rent is free now and we’ll pay for it with the fresh blood of rich men.”

sudden, shooting pain in my abdomen

I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else

Homey literally said "touch mass"

Last night I saw a guy on the sidewalk in a Charlie Brown costume kissing a woman in a slutty angel costume and I couldnt snap a pic fast enough to show you all that Charlie Brown has hoes.

alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"

This is a Pixar movie. The little moon (Sabrina Carpenter) comes in to work-shadow the veteran actual moon (Meryl Streep). Streep is grumpy about it for the film’s first thirty mins. But by the end they’re inseparable and when 2083 comes we cry. While also learning about the need to let someone go.

Good Morning, my loving goblins! 🎃Day 26: #Laboratory!! Princess Bubblegum is obviously my favorite scientist! You can take this experimental princess & her gf home from my website - link in bio! 🎃Thank you as always to @mabgraves for putting this on each year! #DrawlloweenCommunity

@amagire.bsky.social I feel like you'll also get a lot of use out of this skeet

who pays for dinner on the first date is sometimes a very complicated question for lesbians but honestly it just depends on who paid for the plane tickets

Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.

The LEAST intense energy that every masked ICE Gestapo-like secret police agent deserves from every American who values their freedom. 🖕 #AbolishICE

now I'm a TWO-issue voter

can't believe we have to clarify this but "Nazi phase" is supposed to mean "the time when I was 15 and thought it was transgressive to play as Germany in Civ 2 WW2 maps”. Getting a Nazi tattoo as an adult is called "being a fucking Nazi" and is not a normal thing people do, or defend in others.

slow drip learning about Platner like

you're goddamn right

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

"better things aren't possible" is the motto of centrists and fascists, and if you're saying that, you're probably not the leftist you think you are.

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Bloodborne (2015)

Some people are on an entirely different level

once me and some friends were wasted at perkins on halloween and saw an old man angrily approach a couple doing a zombie hitler and eva braun costume to say “Adolf wasn’t smiling when I pulled the trigger in Berlin” which, aside from being a cool thing to say, has also always made me kind of wonder

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”