“fuck ICE” “and also with you”

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this is especially funny to me because one of my sisters, when talking to me or my other siblings, will refer to "my mom" as if we don't know her we typically respond "oh, your mom? have we met her?"

Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good

i had a dream zohran was selling "miss me yet?" t-shirts of eric adams and they were so popular he funded a library

some context for that “look at me doing edgy homophobia” Gavin Newsom clip is that Newsom rose to political power in San Francisco during the AIDS crisis. there’s a reason every current or former Californian you’ve ever met feels about Gavin Newsom the way Captain Ahab feels about the whale

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

I'm sorry, abolishing ICE is now off the table as the centrist compromise. The floor is now The Hague.

I wanna see a picture of him in the dead pose from family guy when it happens

Top of the charts at my house today

This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality

If everyone is cool with it we might start calling Millennials and Gen Z The Baddest Fucking Generations Ever and combine them into one epic gen

isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

venmo requesting $5 from anyone who’s ever upset me and putting “for absolution” in the memo line.

briefly got real stressed about my personal and professional aspirations then remembered that im perfect in my oneness with the divine lmao

this is wild

So to return to this: Mussolini had 200,000 blackshirts for the March on Rome in a country of ~35m. Hitler had 400,000 brownshirts in 1932 in Germany for a population of ~60m. So around 0.6% of the population. 0.6% of 340m Americans is just over 2 million. They do not have enough goons.

The only way these fascist chucklefucks make this work is by succeeding in manufacturing the *appearance* of inevitability, because they *do not* have the force or skill to win a straight fight. In short, the only weapon that can deliver them victory is you: the fool doomer whose nihilism is poison

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

@amagire.bsky.social @clementinedanger.bsky.social

"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made

It went from PVE TO PVP

case in fucking point lmao. the person Hot Sake is replying to (and the vast majority of people in general) doesn't even know enough to understand a basic conversation about water rights in the American West.

not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do

exactly! someone I once talked to, who made a career out of understanding water rights in only a few US states, said that the study of water rights begins by studying the legal system of the 16th-century Spanish Empire *and* the legal systems of various Native tribes in that same timeframe.

yeah, if someone says that *any amount* increased water use doesn't really matter in the Western US, you should immediately stop listening to that person. this is on par with an astronomer saying that the sun revolves around the earth. sometimes I'm hyperbolic, but this isn't one of those times.

Seeing all these people logging back into their dusty Bluesky accounts

January 1, 2025. January 1, 2026.

one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers

Notification fatigue: a tale in two parts

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt

Me every time an old French actor dies: i can’t remember if they were Islamophobic or homophobic or xenophobic or just a misogynist Me, googling: oh, all of them, I see

My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea

Years of lead paint

I found it. The worst profile on Bluesky. It literally could not get any more obnoxious than this.

A not-inconsiderable bit of 20th century culture, high, low and middlebrow, is brilliantly concentrated in that misremembered title.

@hausofholes.bsky.social vibes

My brilliant strategy of yelling “THIS WILL TAKE YOUR JOB AND YOU’LL DIE IN THE GUTTER LOL” hasn’t worked. I guess it’s because everyone is too stupid to appreciate it.

I once abandoned a social media account with more than 100k followers because someone I knew in real life said "hey you should follow this account, they kinda sound like you!"

posting should be something you do secretly in the kitchen while your family eats dinner. if someone in real life asks you if you post online you should deny it. more than anything elon wants to be known as a great poster and this is why he’ll never be one. he’ll sooner weave a ladder to heaven