Welp

idk how to get followers on here, i need to be famousssssss

Alright, heading back out, hope you guys are cooler in February

Focus, M

my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Merry Christmas people

still my favorite christmas post

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

Happy neck deep day to all who celebrate

This must be my exit by oso oso

2 beers in: already feels like it's one of those nights

5x5 Friday

Have I gone viral yet

Every time I stop using the app I feel like this

Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt

A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire

I will say, it would be nice to have an Every Sopranos Frame account that doesn't have a meltdown about foreigners

Where I come from isn't all that great

Hey guys

It's happening, a bunch of kirk jokes I read on here

I'm going to watch the worst open mics of all time tonight

I spent three days doing nothing but watching improv, time to be normal again

they should add an unpopular with friends section

It's so upsetting how many problems are seemingly coming about because of public policy successes being so good we collectively lose memory about how some things really were worse in the past lol

remembering the guys last year that would yell at you if you called biden old

logging on

Vengaboy's 1998 hit "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!" reminds me of blasting day at the local quarry, where multiples charges would be detonated in sequence to collapse the granite cliff faces for further processing into aggregates and other products.

The pac is back

Bro, did you just put the lime in my coconut? What the fuck

Superman didn’t make a billion because they had a Woke DEI Otis

hey guys this time for real I'm using bluesky

Blowing peoples minds right now

It’s never the posts you expect either. It’s always like five contentious posts passing without comment and then you say “Terminator 3 is actually a little underrated” and someone goes “this website relationship cannot be salvaged”

woah dms must be down here too mine are empty

Well there's a light on in chicago

Unless there is a kind way to interpret this Dave, you can fuck off.

we gotta bring back the draft Im sorry I don’t like it either but we do

I work with high school and college kids and this is simply not true, unless you consider talking to students about safety and sexual assault on campus as telling boys “YOU’RE BAD”