please just hire an actual professional for this instead of outsourcing your onboarding to a temp agency oh my God

Doug Liman is just the worst guy ever

i feel like her

I’m being gangstalked by my family members

does the pitt have a clock in the corner of the screen telling you what time it is or is it a fraud gimmick tv show?

i miss my wife

it’s just a shot away it’s just a shot away

looking forward to the crime 101 movie where they just copied Michael Mann’s homework. should be a fun time at the movies.

most school are closed next week but i was able to nab a single assignment on wednesday and the school i sometimes regular

bought new jeans on my break

pen exploded in my pocket…. i should kms

why did bluesky add its own screenshot watermark, FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

last fm friday once again

i didn’t say that they did…

i don’t think it matters if kids are a little late to school

blonde linda cardelini lookalike jeopardy contestant, you will always be famous

man i need more people to riff with on here

high school?

FUCK YOUUUUUU

I don’t want to be around anymore

I FLY LIKE PAPER GET HIGH LIKE PLANES

callin' on in transit callin' on in transit radio free europe radio free europe

can Kara come to bluesky?

!!!

undeniable….

Phil cooked here sorry bout it

makes me sad that my gusano family is probably relishing the shit they’re doing to Cuba

chune

idk maybe

The MTA hates homeless people so much, people want benches, this shit is evil

the B train loves to never show up

nice round number

i gotta kill myself

we got real gifs now

the first two are incredibly important for kids to learn unfortunately. never call the cops. dont talk to the cops

michigan excellence

he was a bucket

if you strategic downvote in music league you go to hell

i guess so lol, apparently @esmesays.bsky.social and i hold practically the same space

????

PATS IN HELL, GOD IS GOOD

the flag calling is so lame dude

holy shit lmaooooo

ahh fuck off

fuck mr beast

any other super bowl this would be an embarrassing outing for the seahawks

this awful jurassic park ad

I hate sports commentators with all my heart

that was really great tbh

damn they fr brought Gaga back lol