my account got locked on twitter

we're ALL watching The Whale on Thanksgiving

im ashamed to admit this, but I've been using AI to make myself look more "appealing" for social media. i always found a way to justify it, but that ends today. im proud of my body and proud of how i look. i am a beautiful person, even if im not everybody's cup of tea ❤️💕❤️

twitter and letterboxd are down

can a white boy crack a smile in his big floppy sweater?

Everyone having fun here?

They like me more on the other app. The cool people, not the Nazis.

I'm still calling this place Twitter

And nobody gaf

Quentin Tarantino is a unique case. He seems to be a pretty bad guy, but he often makes great movies. I dont think there's another example of this in the history of film...

I can't believe it took Twitter dying to finally get the Chau follow

Vincent Gallo

Bluesky yearns for Nick Mullen

The misogyny on display is rampant... and strangely intoxicating

Turning off Martin Scorsese movies at the 40 minute mark while things are still fun

Red Dead Redemption 2 and Against the Day happen roughly around the same time

Where are my Norbit fans. My Pynchon heads. My Ned from Try Guys defenders?

Cumtown is ending?????

Cmon Bam get your fuckin dick outta my mouth I ain't tryna get my dick sunked

I'm Steve-O and this is having gay sex

in a way this place is Elon’s dream platform: Twitter, but with Reddit humor

I will say, it would be nice to have an Every Sopranos Frame account that doesn't have a meltdown about foreigners

On everybody's mama we're ALL callin em foids

I’m here to freak up bluesky to make it more like X, the Everything App 😈

How do I pay for verification?

Warranted or not, the perception is that this is the Scold Website. If you actually want anyone to be here, you're gonna have to get a little cooler about people understandably having to navigate the declining number of social spaces

We can still do dunks, right? Like, no Nazi shit, but we can still dunk, right?

Feeling happy and healthy this morning!

Watching Taxi Driver, thinking of Charlie Kirk's assassin, cackling at the idea of him showing a girl furry porn on the second date

Boy I'd hate to be that guy

Eddie Murphy stuns as Mr. Wong

Yeah, I like Taken. Taken it in the ass

Never kill yourself

I let a patient die on the operating table today

1 SIX YEAR OLD DEBATES 20 PEDOPHILES

Mark your calanders, folks! October 7th is gonna go down in history!

Pizzagate is probably the funniest thing to ever happen in modern American politics

I'm going to have sex with so many military wives

Showing up to the Alamo with a modded AR-15 to get Pee-Wee's bike back

I love it when ugly people fall in love. Like real uggos. Putrid, unlovable faces. The kind that make me want to throw up or light myself on fire or both. People I wouldn't even entertain a conversation with. I love seeing them happy 🫶

Trump is clearly a worse president, but let's not pretend that fucking ghoul didn't pave the path for Don's big comeback. You don't get to act helpless as women's reproductive rights are taken away, trans right to exist comes under fire, and then support a genocide in the Gaza. Enjoy the cancer, Joe

Y'all ever see a white boy do this?

I've just received this years Top 100 Gayest Things list. Using a urinal right after another guy broke into the top 10. Twitch streamer, unsurprisingly, made its debut. Fucking a man in the ass is not on the list

I think what you people are failing to grasp is that they're at the very least well acquainted, Clooney is one of the most famous people in the world, and he was the one who threw the fundraiser. Pretending Clooney just has a huge ego is a massive cope.

I've been informed the new pope is a Chicagoan. Perhaps I was wrong

I don't come here to fucking laugh if that's what you're implying. I come here to resist