Doubles luge? Oh, you mean seated rivalry?

Betty, you're supposed to take TURNS.

Imagine someone stole all your shit and then you give them a billion dollars.

She tossed that shit in the trash nooooo

If Rage Against the Machine were to do a superbowl show, they should sing Sleep Now In the Fire. It's their best song by far.

My horse . . . Is a shackled old man His . . . His remorse is that we all don't survey the skies

She said yes 💍🕺🏻💃🏽.. 🖐🏻I am Ahmed from Gaza. I really want a happy wedding and I have some time to prepare. 🇵🇸🎊Can I count on you to donate to make this beautiful?

*Elden Ring voice* The Humble Butt Mogger

Absolutely horrific. There is no redeeming this.

me after seeing two beautiful women in any context whatsoever

FDA is refusing to consider Moderna's mRNA flu vaccine. Yet, as @angierasmussen.bsky.social explains, if we had mRNA vax technology for flu, we might have been able to quickly update this season's shots to cover subclade K before it hit the US. @jackiefmogensen.bsky.social reports @sciam.bsky.social

sigh

why is it more necessary to attempt to prop up an industry than warn about the blatant, deceitful marketing campaign going on right now, and the high likelihood of mass data center insolvencies?

Nonces all the way down I'm afraid.

these people are so fucking disingenuous. he’s genocidal to trans people, refuses to oppose ethnic cleansing and terrorizes unhoused people. but they know stating that would make them look awful when they then command your support, so they make up straw men like congestion pricing to seem reasonable

incredible things are happening in China

One of my roommates has a voice and laugh that are like nails on a chalkboard to me. She's perfectly nice, but just sonically, I want to kill myself.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

The humble butt mogger

we're so far into the god damn poem now

The hugely popular "Killology" -- yes, really -- training materials used by many law enforcement agencies tells cops you'll never fuck your wife better than the night after you kill someone.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Genocide

Federal authorities never raided Zorro Ranch, north of Moriarty, NM. When state officials were working to investigate the property, the feds told them not to, on jurisdictional grounds.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Vagina Brow Canada, New Brunswick, Census, 1861

MAGA's secret police use a loaded gun to smash in window of US citizen and disappears her for the crime of honking her car horn. ICE must be defunded, disbanded, and every MAGA agent investigated, prosecuted, and prevented from working in any enforcement field ever again.

There's no way to stop making concentration camps. We have to do it. Sorry guys Chuck has no power. Your tax money must go to torturing these people. That's the rules

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way. The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

The US is starving Cuba to death www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026...

post a banger not in english

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theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón

Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG

Deciding "deez nuts" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been deepthroated by your vegetarian boyfriends and it SHOWS.

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

happy Super Bowl

I need this poster on my bedroom wall