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Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race www.npr.org/2025/11/04/n...

free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t

Just asked my library to purchase One of the Boys by @dirtbagqueer.rocks , Changeover by @girinathan.bsky.social , and Clodia of Rome by @dougboin.bsky.social . Mostly because I want to read them, but maybe someone else will too. Support your local library!

nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

IT IS TIME.

This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

Keep thinking I'm wearing a watch, but I'm like wtf, it's summer, I don't need to tell time. Then I look down and see my all access town carnival wristband

[email protected] I saw this book at the bookstore and it looked intriguing. Do you have thoughts on it?

. @schumer.senate.gov hey man have you considered not sucking? if you’re interested it looks like this:

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can. ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.

This is bravery and decency. This is what people upset about this administration want. If you really believe this stuff is wrong, and you have a public profile and principles and want to say you're a leader, then get out there and do the damn thing.

Damn, Lloyd, spitting fire

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

@defector.com tremendous opportunity to pay for a dispatch from the field...

@patrickwyman.bsky.social my 6/yo son loves listening to Tides on the way to his CBT sessions, but to me that meant I had to wait to listen to the new ones until Tuesday. My genius wife just reminded me the kid had never heard the old ones 🤦‍♂️

Ordering a brewski for me and my homie

This is absolutely disgusting. I have a feeling it happens all the time and we just don't hear about it, though

Woke Business Plot when

www.cnbc.com/2025/03/28/t... If @davidjroth.bsky.social wrote a dystopian novel, I think this would be a plot point

Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying. They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks. From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

Even as he sits in a cell 1400 miles away from his home and his due-any-day-now pregnant wife, Mahmoud Khalil is thinking about the plight of others:

The New York Post attempted one of their infinite hit pieces on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, and the result is quite funny.

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

just like the confederates. in reality they were not a formidable or honourable foe, they were a degenerate slaver class that had stewed in decadence. they sent their own sons off to die for the sake of their continued ability to keep men in chains. they were a blight

The only man in history to have fifteen kids and be a virgin

movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using GIFs only

Lloyd, go off

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

Me: I want a 1930s sandwich tomorrow My wife: Here's a list of the most horrifying sandwich combinations possible. 1. ground ham and peanuts on white bread 2...

I am in a neverending conflict with my dog for the good seat on the couch. I want it because I can put my drink on the side table without reaching too far. He wants it because because he hates me. We are constantly playing tricks on each other so that our adversary will vacate the seat.

Honestly we need to just pay for Patrick to podcast 8 hours a day

Me, 15 years ago: People in Pakistan won't drink Nestlé tea because they think the CIA uses their teabags for targeting drones? Absurdity Me, now, sidling up to my colleague: I only drink Bigelow. Wanna know why?

Open the door Get on the floor Everybody Honk the Bobosaur

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

You're so smart? Then why do you post the dumbest shit imaginable?

Thanks I hate it

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

PARAMEDIC: we got a call that someone is Costas-Pilled ME: And here's Judge, this literal giant of the of the game. But some Yankees fans and the tabloids only see something small about him-- his batting average-- as they try to chop down his beanstalk. PARAMEDIC: jesus christ, he's bobbing out