Bud Dryer Sheets is very 1920s

monty python and the holy fail

ANDRES CANTOR IS ON THE CEILING

This game hasn't even started and the levels of hatred are so strong, it is insane

<takes huge bite of unwashed lettuce> I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass

Telemundo just called David Beckham "Spice Boy"

Still maybe my favorite baseball game ever, so good

I need to know: was it the extreme diarrhea going around that got him

My friends know me so well (I have not done this)

Brett Jackson for the Cubs 😔

NEW: Chicago taxpayers spent nearly $259 million in 2025 to resolve lawsuits alleging CPD officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions & improper pursuits, according to a city report required by the federal court order known as the consent decree. @wttw.bsky.social

uhhh excuse me? what the hell?!

that lady from paraguay is gonna break the racism sound barrier

"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."

This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves

28-3gypt

Argentina v Egypt is going to set a Guinness World Record for its 1,472 minutes of Fifa-imposed stoppage time

how it feels to root for egypt rn

seriously though why do they still let Messi take the penalty kicks

Gonna be some "Belgium is that good" talk and you don't have to fall for these lies. USMNT fell head first into a trash can here, Belgium just accepted the win that was there to accept. Didn't need to get out of 2nd gear.

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Got better toward the end of the half, but they gotta make some changes now (looking at Dest mostly) #Usmnt

USMNT lineup vs Belgium: Freese; Freeman, Richards, Ream; Dest, Adams, Tillman, A Robinson, McKennie, Pulisic, Balogun. World Cup round of 16

Uhhh okay, sure!

Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/

Live look at Vozinha

CAPE VERDE CAPE VERDE CAPE VERDE CAPE VERDE

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It’s not fake, it’s a real post….

FOUND A WAY THROUGH!

Filing my red card challenge in Lubbock asap

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #usmnt

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

TIM HOWARD SENDS HIS REGARD BITCH

I don’t even think I have a comp for what the atmosphere will be like, gonna be absolutely nuts

Just an unreal performance from Harry Kane, DR Congo gave it everything they had but just ran out of gas

CERVEZA CRISTAAAAAAL

Pauza de hidratación

That is right folks, he's coming to the Chicago Bulls

NPR: sorry sorry i'm trying to delete

*JUSTICE ALITO RETIRES FROM SUPREME COURT, NPR REPORTS

SUPREME COURT: BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP Children born in the United States to parents unlawfully or temporarily present are “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United States and are citizens at birth under the Fourteenth Amendment’s Citizenship Clause. 6-3