Having a normal Christmas morning

They’re never gonna let the Americans have a pope ever again.

CALEB WILLIAMS! DJ MOORE! BALLGAME, BEARS WIN!

Jahdae Walker that was OUTRAGEOUS, and the celly was perfect

oh man. BEARS!!!!!!!!

democrats and liberals too often act like the average american is an avid politics watcher who understands all the issues and personalities. meanwhile this is one of the top trending searches for the past 24 hours

Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.

How about no

Bears back up to the No. 2 seed in the NFC

I’ve talked myself into the Bears being good this only ends poorly

Make em watch the bears game outside

Today more than ever

Bear down!

In collaboration w/ @groundwork.bsky.social & @moreperfectunion.bsky.social, we convened hundreds of volunteers from across the country to investigate Instacart’s AI-assisted pricing experiments at popular grocery stores like Target & Kroger. Read our full investigation below:

Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun

This is fun!! I like this!!

Duke is lighting the ACC on fire while they’re inside the building

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!” {me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

I finally got around to reading this. You should read it too. "We are exporting the very labor of teaching and learning—the slow work of wrestling with ideas, the enduring of discomfort, doubt and confusion, the struggle of finding one’s own voice." www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...

Seeing everyone post their Spotify wrapped when you switched to Apple Music mid year

I have a foul ball that I caught at spring training hit by Matt Adams from the cardinals signed by Mets legends Al Leiter and Ron Darling and middle reliever Rob Carson

i think we should chase these people through the streets

FT Leeds United 3-1 Chelsea 3-5-fucking-2 What a performance. #lufc

This sign raises more questions than it answers

Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it

Well, have a whole lot of fun with that hire Hogs hahah

Big 12: love my teammates god is good! SEC: keep grindin Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food

A guy named Jordan Hudson is going to prevent Duke from going to the ACC championship game.

Umm did they hire a high school AV club to work Arkansas/Mizzou because this camerawork has been as bad as I’ve ever seen in a game

Shirtless Ben

Best one of these in a while

SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL! LETS GOOOOOO!

Run the damn ball!!!!

thinking of her today

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL

Maybe the worst FBS team of the millennium AND this at the same time. This is special

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair

Big news happening in Massachusetts

For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood. My latest: www.sfgate.com/collegesport...

My cartoon in this week’s New Yorker is so specific that I truly cannot believe it made it into print, lol

good run game never gonna be out of style

Well it looks like the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social has invaded the Giants game

Mizzou-Mississippi state is a true slop bowl, @sickoscommittee.org would be proud

A legitimately cringeworthy and painful read tbh, I physically recoiled at my desk multiple times

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

“What an effort!” Also man in the red is getting after it

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent