John Major resembles a fine wine. He improves with age.

Reading a book set on a remote Scottish island by an American writer and bristling like the world's most furious hedgehog

The assumption that the person was male was based on the importance of the grave. Oopsie. www.cnn.com/2026/07/17/s...

I have a question about #ukbirds we stopped feeding them because of the Trichomonosis advice, but last night I put out some food for the hedgehog for the first time in a bit and this morning the crows and magpies finished off the food. They seemed pretty hungry, is it OK to continue feed them? Tx

This is stupid. I hope some imaginative country decides to test a satellite interceptor missile on it.

Forget pervert glasses - what about smart plugs? Me on domestic abusers taking over home devices as.ft.com/r/8f4ab2f1-4... How smart tech is being weaponised in the home

Embroidered book covers, fashionable in the 16th and 17th century and saw a comeback in late 19th-century England, from the Arts and Crafts movement in Europe. #womensart

No. No. No. No. No. This is not fine. Tell me, Brexiters, what version of ‘sovereignty’ is this? Trump buying up our democracy because he thinks he can own bloody everything. And these hideous ‘take back control’ tossers letting him.

The 2020 election was not rigged and no votes were changes. Donald Trump's reaction was to sue and incite a violent insurrection in the Capitol. Donald Trump is once again laying the groundwork to try to overturn elections he is about to lose. We need to be prepared and to fight back.

guys, guess who just remembered her short-lived Tumblr project Kanye Westminster, where she put Kanye quotes over pictures of politicians kanye-westminster.tumblr.com

I don’t know why, but this is just so funny to me. US ambassador to the Vatican: The Pope was speaking as head of the Vatican not as head of the Church The Vatican: No, the pope normally speaks as a head of the Church

Jackdaw gasfield would create only 27 direct full-time jobs, documents show Also, nice work by Fossil Free London on their banner: “Fossil Fuels? Andy, don’t Burn’em” www.theguardian.com/business/202...

'Two Cats' (Sam and Arry) Enid Marx, 1966, linocut #Caturday

My painting UNTITLED.

Dang they really got a category for everything

not to come back to this again but i read the statement in full and once again, respectfully, DANG “We are not called to the legal minimum of hospitality. We are called to the radical welcome of the one who sought out the excluded and the overlooked.”

The rollout of high speed internet in Uruguay worsended early childhood development. But not because the kids spent too much time in front of screens, because the parents did. cepr.org/voxeu/column...

Always blows my mind that T-Rex is closer in time to the iPad than it is to Stegosaurus

When I started my first office job in 2001, smokers got extra breaks and saw it as a barely acceptable compromise now they were no longer allowed to light up at their desks.

A reminder that this is the guy we're all now supposed to be listening to on the subject of the safety of MPs

England <emotionally exhausted>: well at least now we get to have a nice relaxing kickabout with our dear old frenemy and neighb- France: GENERAL MBAPPE WILL FIGHT FOR THE HONOUR OF DROGBA AND AVENGE THE SOUL OF FRANCE England: oh no

The Luddites loved technology. They owned looms at home and would ‘mod’ them to count threads. Their battle was against worker exploitation. The degradation of their rights, safety and wages. They were against a handful of rich businessmen owning the means of production. Sound familiar?

If England's players had displayed a banner saying "The Falklands Are British" after the game I would be livid. Doubly so if we had right-wing populists in power who'd been saying the exact same thing in the run-up to the game. So yeah, go fuck yourselves. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I do love this move, because it's a proper calling of the bluff. Either Australia gets AI which is more ethical and properly contributes (which is not going to happen) or not at all. Whichever it is, they win

All this political capital and he’s not even going to get himself a little chaos with Ed Miliband? Not even as a treat?

OMG I couldn’t love Haaland more www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Congratulations to the government on saving 2700 jobs by nationalising British Steel. Now, about the 18,000 university jobs lost in the last 18 months, with more coming…

The men Lionesses had a good go but they just don’t have the range

Not now you green owl cunt

‘You don’t know the rules? Rule 1, you don’t sit back on the edge of your box trying to defend a one nil lead for half an hour’

Look on the bright side, England, it's only 3.5 prime ministers until the next world cup!

Well, Argentina may have won the World Cup but we'll always have the Falklands.

I hope Spain FUCK YOU UP

Football is stupid

oh shit. It turns out that chucking on defenders, sitting super deep against Lionel Messi’s Argentina and letting them ping balls into the box was not a brilliant idea.

you may be disappointed but imagine standing there crying in your knight costume watching it live

COULD WE BE LESS STRESSFULLY DEFENDING NOW PLEASE

congraulations to Argentina for somehow being such a despiacble team of unlikeables and xenophobes that they suceeded in getting Indians rooting for an English football team today

Time for a pint?

At this precise point I have become a huge fan of the hydration break

Hydration break

We're going to make the rest of you learn about the Falklands War one joke at a time, congratulations

Infantino worried that Argentina might not make it

1-0

*BRIAN BLESSED VOICE* GORDON

Half time Djed Spence appreciation post.

OH IS THE REF AWAKE NOW, HAS HE AWOKEN FROM HIS 37 MINUTE NAP AT A CONVENIENT TIME FOR THE NATION OF ARGENTINA