Winning the league is probably the worst thing that could happen to arsenal fans. They always seem happier when they come 7th are railing against everyone and everything.

Watching The Testament of Ann Lee and whilst I love Seyfried, I can only assume that she went to the same accent coach as Daphne from Frasier.

"Can't stand people who say skill-set". It's a Jonathan Harvey episode, for which we can all be grateful. My #Corrie ep review: coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2026/05/coro...

It's very confusing to me that Eataly, an American company, is big in Italy. Surely Italy is big in Italy?

This means nothing to me #Eurovision

Oh, Vienna #Eurovision

non mi piace #Eurovision

Netto Kneecap #Eurovision

Will I get killed if I see this is better than Sam Ryder #Eurovision

BUNGA BUNGA #Eurovision

I'd be too scared to go to Belgrade's premier goth club, however. #Eurovision

I know we're not allowed to be mean about Ukraine, but this is tedious. #eurovision

Hello! Albania? Madonna wants her song back #Eurovision

Copenhagen's premier goth night is missing some regulars this Saturday #eurovision

Not sure what's more irritating : M&S trying to trademark "picky bits" or Waitrose insisting that the '80s are where it's at with their "Rivals" tie-in snax.

It's not that I'm glad that Reform won a load of council seats, but I'm enjoying the occasional hits of schadenfreude www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

48, although some are on my TR list.

It's my birthday, so I'm treating myself to a pedicure*. * Clipping my toenails over the bath.

Andy Burnham going for the middle aged woman/gay vote here:

Can’t seem to find the demand that Nigel Farage provides proof that his £1.4m property had nothing to do with his £5m personal donation. Mustn’t have scrolled down enough

My mum rang, putatively to wish my happy bday (it is not my bday yet) but really to talk about her holiday on a boat on the Rhine. Me: No-one came down with Hantavirus then? Mum: No, the rats kept themselves to themselves.

Wes Streeting thinking he's a main character rather than the weaselly fellow who gets a bucket of manure on his head in the last 20 mins of the film.

Just asked Co-pilot, Gemini, Claud and Chatgpt to combine 8 departmental budgets into 1 overall budget (my life is extremely exciting) and the results are: Claud - produced gobbledygook Chat GPT - could only upload 3 csvs, not 8

The ONS are cunts.

Liz Kendall?

This all sounds like a lot of effort. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

The all new Rovers is now selling tacos (?!). Plus some other stuff. My #Corrie ep review: coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2026/05/coro...

Has anyone done an emergency podcast on the Starmer sich yet?

Having said this, I did get a salted caramel coffee this a.m. from zerotoonecoffee.co.uk mostly because it was free if you had it with milk made from peas.

Can't decide whether I'm correct or just old when I see this kinda thing and think: what's wrong with just coffee, milk, ice.

The plan seems unlikely to come from a Labour Party currently plotting to change leaders in roughly the way the Three Stooges come up with a plan to get through a door. The biggest threat to Reform is now... Reform.

Dropped a friend off at Liverpool st, then went for a mooch round Shoreditch and Moorgate. Doing le dérive is all very well, but sooner or later you come up against some large scale building works and then even Google maps isn't your friend.

Is Owen Smith still a thing, or....

Downing Street sources have tonight said the Prime Minister plans to come out fighting. "If necessary, he is prepared to give another speech about his dad."

Ok, so people don’t like Keir Starmer, but surely whoever Labour puts in is going to absolutely battered by certain parts of the media until people don’t like them either and they’ll burn through as many leaders as the Tories did before the next election

Reform literally putting dead people up for election:

So why are you still following Newham news then, Dave? These people "move out" then complain "it's not the same as it was" - the same boomer cognitive dissonance (lack of self-awareness) as those who go to Spain because "there's too much immigration in UK".

1 hr 25 mins into the working week and I'm already enraged.

This is both a good and terrible deal.

Haha, I haven't been to Sutton since 1999.

Great night for the NOC’s even though the biased right-wing woke media gave them next-to zero coverage in the run-up to Thursday. Don’t remember hearing a word from their leader

Newham has gone from 100% Lab when we moved here (65 out of 65 councillors) to this strange state of affairs. Still 100% Tory and Reform-free though.

Trying to think of any previous election in which my vote has actually counted.

Please, can some men on the internet tell me what Labour need to do? Thx in advance.

Best of luck with those potholes, Havering. inews.co.uk/news/politic...

#OverheardOnTheOverground: "Mum, someone in my class is allergic to glass".

Love a bit of election fever.

I’m voting Reform tomorrow because: There are two Indian restaurants in my village, surely they only need one. The council paid over £750,000 for flags rather than fixing the potholes. Yes it is a Reform council but I think the new Reform councillors will fix the potholes.

No honeymoon or even bank holiday for D.S. Swain and D.C. Kit as Homicide: Death on the Street investigates the suspects from Murder Week. My #Corrie ep review: coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2026/05/coro...