dream blunt rotation

They both went to his fucking inauguration

Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he started in creeping on 14-year-old Sally Hemings. And Sally, who was enslaved, shared a father with Martha Wayles Jefferson—Tom's wife. He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness

what the ever loving shit is this wording? tbh, more of your writers need to get dragged into a crashout, @nytimes.com because wtf. she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.

Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

none of my favs implicated

friday night lights season 1

i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape

Gm, fuck work, death to America

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Any Dem electoral gains need to build up to the creation of an Untouchables squad that pulls ICE agents out of their homes, cars, Cracker Barrels, etc and perp walks them to their own holding facilities. Every single one.

this shit must go so hard if you’re stupid

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

Democracy tonight be like

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

(sniveling loser voice) his hot wife has opinions!

Make the obvious bullshitting of rich racist assholes not newsworthy again

ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus

Another wretched little man more embarrassing than pence, somehow. Just this year Beckwith’s ethics officer and a lawyer were caught making and sharing a pornographic ai video of an indiana dem’s wife with other staff in the statehouse, and argued the three-fifths compromise was a “great move”

oh nooo the transes and the kids and the commies with their wild demands have sparked a right wing backlash -- go fuck yourselves. it's hillary clinton clutching her pearls about the racist bros. it's biden democrats deploying riot cops to stamp out "antisemitism." fucking wear it you clods

If you assist DHS or any subsidiary agency, you are a collaborationist. It is not even a normative claim; it is a matter of fact. They are a gestapo engaged in ethnic cleansing. They are disappearing Americans. People are dying. If you help them, you are and will always have been a collaborationist.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Wemby INSANITY with Ruocco on the call:

first of all, how dare you?

wherever this was posted currently has a gas leak

lmfao, holy fucking shit

These buttons SCREAMIN on the kid

Stop this reactionary nonsense. The requirement for coming into the tent is that you put aside your shit ass bigotry and act like a person who wants to be in the tent. Can’t handle that shit? Then do what you want outside the tent You come into my house you take off your shoes

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Wes Anderson

face down ass up this is how i campaign for trump

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

more like a Some Terrain Vehicle

all time best version of this meme

Peter Thiel, veins abulge, sweat-soaked, molars ground to powder: Lo, the Seals are Open, Greta is the Beast, Shadow People: bro, chill Thiel: Saints Girard and Schmitt, bless my Crusade! Shadow People: uh ok this is awkward but we love you and so [unwrinkling a crumped letter] "Dear Peter, your