It has some funny parts I guess.

taskmaster please have me on!!!! I will be your american clown!!!!

Like many of you, I've been concerned by Trump falling asleep in meetings. But fear not, I spoke to Mike Johnson and he assured me that the president is a powerful psychic. When Trump sleeps he enters the dream realm, where he wages war on evil Antifa nightmare creatures. He also has a magic sword.

Here’s my Wrapped for the year.

“America places a premium on victimhood…we can’t practice outright aggression without first calling it self-defense. This doesn’t stop us from being aggressive, but it allows us to feel better about it, to feel justified. It’s an emotional arrangement, not a logical one.” - @jpbrammer.bsky.social

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.

No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going. It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.

Remaining politically unbiased requires staying neutral on matters like evidence, relevant past behavior, clear patterns, obvious lies, and observable truth, which is worth remembering whenever somebody starts complaining about political bias.

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Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots

For all the mfers who say workers just serve coffee, just deliver packages, just stock shelves, just clean rooms, just prep food, or just check in guests, remember this, they keep our communities running every day. And when they’re on a picket line, you respect it.

Well this is amazing.

Why can't the right win without gerrymandering? Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them? Why can't the right mind their own business? Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?

Give me fuel, give me fire Move your laundry to the dryer

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

There is NO ethical consumption of Harry Potter.

Saw Xmas (2025)

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of food stamps are employed, half of them full-time. Nearly 2,500 work for Amazon and another 2,300 work for Walmart. Uber, DoorDash and Tempus Unlimited each have more than 1,400 workers who rely on SNAP www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...

Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants. Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this. Do not.

It's that time of year again

i think people creating content online should do more than rephrase ideas they found on reddit, ape other youtube videos, or otherwise trawl around for "ideas for content." feels like this video doesn't go anywhere because the creator didn't actually challenge themselves to think deeply.

"the empathy problem"

As long as AI slop remains cheaper than quality work by humans, companies will try to use it. You and your wallet can make a difference, because their generative tools can’t generate money. Only you can give them that.

I rememeber it, not least from @bradshoup.bsky.social's contribution

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Your move, creep.

There should be a cover band that only plays the *title screen* music from N64 sports and racing games

I got an elliptical a few months ago and the annual cholesterol test confirmed my worst fears: exercise really does work

Hi there! We’re not ‘device hoarding,’ we’re paying for groceries and healthcare instead of buying new phones every year, hope this helps your cold dead heart

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing. And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

Introduce yourself with five concerts give seen -- Ghost Rob Zombie Weezer Weird Al Yankovic A-Teens

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

The telltale heart but it’s just the turkey defrosting in the dryer downstairs

the dilemma with making fun of Kingdom Hearts is that it is often a little mean and unfair, but unfortunately it’s just very funny when Kingdom Hearts fans are mad

No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.