if you read me the transcript of what she said I would have bet $3,500 it was a single man between the ages of 22 and 25 speaking

AI tech workshop??

ANNOUNCING: The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser! Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right. Want to participate? Check out the form: forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

I’ve been doing a bit of a study myself and what have I come up with? People hate me because I’m doing everything right!

Lemonade flavor of Metamucil goes pretty crazy once you get past the gray/brown color

writing a new verse to Kingfish but it’s about the governor firing Brian Kelly

The gift horse saying and the Trojan horse legend give us conflicting perspectives on whether or not to check the insides of a free horse

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos." factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

Now that she’s back in the atmosphere Drops of Worcestershire in her hair Ay ayyy ay

@sickoscommittee.org what is the season record for intentional grounding penalties? CJ Carr has at least 3 so far

NOT GOING TO KEEP THEM OFF THE FIELD TONIGHT

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

The great male accomplishment of finding heavily discounted jelly beans

Song of the summer is Hard In Da Paint Dumpster Trumpet Mix

when my coworker Dave keeps eating my lunch out of the office fridge i love saying stuff like "the american people have a serious lunch-stealing problem"

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

My podcast THE OUTFIT is now OUT TODAY, a podcast with co-host Alana Hope Levinson about how organized crime explains America. Our premiere episode subject: AL CAPONE, an American founding father. Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6Y82Liu...

you’re on the phone with your girlfriend She’s a rat

We are on some run right now

Coming soon to a sidewalk near you. Visit drakefor10.com and sign up to help us get on the ballot for March 17th! #letmecook #urbanism #chicago #illinois #politics #transit #2026election

man it sucks how good OJ was in the naked gun movies. hey there’s a world class buffalo bill stud and he’s a great comedic actor, hope there’s not a third thing to know about him

in these days of troubled culinary discourse, where we debate the merits of the $60 burrito taxi vs. home cooking for $56, i often reflect on a simple piece of advice which changed my life: "your food should take at least twenty minutes to make and have three colors in it"

Over a decade ago (!) I wrote an article about labor exploitation in pro wrestling, a sport I knew nothing about. It was supposed to be 1,000 words, but as I dug into it, it became a much longer piece, in which one of the main villains was union-crushing star Hulk Hogan: jacobin.com/2014/08/mone...

Cheers!

the president has nominated chief duck to be ambassador to Yemen

Let's remember some Bills: defector.com/lets-remembe...

One of our summer goals was to have all of the remaining minor league pages ready. Here's one: the Affiliate II level League of the Great Lakes, with teams in six states. Open for a surprise!* lnpgaceta.org/world/logl/

Jesus Christ, Bill de Blasio is cooking here. nymag.com/intelligence...

This change is opposed by both industry and regulators- and all to save $14 million. Some of the best service in process safety work done in the world. US plans to close Chemical Safety Board by October www.chemistryworld.com/news/us-plan...

Why is Deadpool so irreverent, it’s honestly off-putting a lot of the time

“The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of constitutional law.”

it’s not fair to judge me by my words alone. or actually my actions either. please judge me based only on my idea of myself that I hold in my own head

I love going to the locally owned art house movie theater and seeing slop made for morons like me.

I love beholding a huge complicated machine. Life is all about appreciating the small simple things like that

the nfl should adopt a rollover guys rule that lets you put fewer than 11 guys on the field for any given snap and save those allotted guys for a future play of your choosing. so you could take a knee with 4 guys on first through third downs and then run a 32-guy offense on fourth down

I had @stefanheck.bsky.social cohost and @edsbs.bsky.social as a guest to talk about College Guys. I continue to be weirded out by the guy who goes back to his frat house periodically to have “porch beer” with the guys sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

would be even better if they’d get queeber on the track

Thank you Phish fans for contributing so much to the Guys universe

Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

really brutal chotinering right here www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

in the playoff! they beat them in the college football playoff!

@edsbs.bsky.social people forget that ND beat Georgia! That was this year!

Hey quick question have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Oh wow that’s crazy in that case have you ever felt a pain so powerful/so heavy you collapse?

Interesting that you support onerous government regulations yet you’re also a fan of many superheroes who got their powers from workplace accidents 🤔