"That's kind of a double-egged sword." "Don't you mean edged?" "What?" "It's double-edged sword, not double-egged." "I think you're just pulling my ledge."

“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”

WOKE IS BACK. PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL

I am a higher education expert - whatever that means - and my expert assessment is that many white people are racists who like watching football and drinking beer.

I'm so fucking sick of Schumer.

I was so fed up about those damn mailers I decided to write about it.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Andrade attempting the "Natalie Toro" maneuver, capitalizing on a financial edge to flood the zone in every possible medium that Andrade is the "one true progressive" despite that being a load of horseshit if you critically review their voting records. Anyways, vote Miguel Alvelo Rivera for IL-40

TIL I am not my tuba instructor's oldest student

Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔

My partner just told me I "wagon wheeled my last watusi". Should I be worried y/n

Chuck Schumer when he sees a college freshman wearing a keffiyeh on campus: 🤬🤬🤬 Chuck Schumer when masked thugs disappear and murder innocent people in the streets: 🥺👉👈

Wait actually the other former martial artist problem is "my legs are tree trunks and pants don't fit"

Former martial artist problems are pretty much all "how do I safely donate/dispose of these weapons"

Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”

It is at least very funny that these chuds are among the most powerful humans to ever be and they still can't make a meaningful cultural contribution. The average small-time Twitch streamer has had more of an impact that Melania - the movie and the person

Greg Bovino seen leaving Minnesota after his demotion (photo: AP)

This ad 😭

Just heard BLeeM quote someone else, "the side that wins is the one that is more willing to sit through long meetings" and I'll be damned if that isn't true

Saw this on @indivisiblechicago.bsky.social’s instagram but not here yet

QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song 🎶 youtu.be/wcEf2MoFY1A?...

The firebomb-a-Walmart posters are already mad about planned protests and I am already tired

"You should have already received an email as to whether you are on Team Soros, Team Obama, Team Illuminati, Team Secretive Jewish Cabal, The Cheney Family We’re As Surprised As You Are Team, or Oprah’s Very Special Protest Club." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...

Not to say told ya so, but I've been saying D1 sports should be abolished for at least 12 years

Not to defend Meghan but this is reflective of a broad conservative belief, that "commonsense" things (usually that they like) are not political. They perceive certain things about the world, almost always those reflective of whiteness and capitalism, as constant, ideal, and not up for debate

ICE facilities have refused to pay for medical care for all detainees since October. They have told medical providers they won't entertain any claims until April at the earliest. The number of people in detention has doubled since then, to more than 70k. These are death camps. Abolish ICE. NOW.

Like, I see a lot of posting damning "the Democrats". Most of them didn't vote for this. If you call, in addition to thanking them, ask them to consider tossing out Jeffries as the House Dem Leader

Have you seen his “Proven Progressive” signs? While State Rep. Jaime Andrade Jr. claims to be a “Proven Progressive,” he's raked in more than $1.2M in contributions from the same interests he claims to oppose: tax-dodging billionaires, corporations, and lobbyists. Get the details: Jaimesmoney.com

People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.

I see the thing I'm annoying about is happening again

3C but really any of the aisle seats work

UPDATE: $225/1,800 #MutualAid links: linktr.ee/virtuistic I hate to ask, but please help two very stressed Minneapolitans and our two cats stay housed. 🙏 Applied for a job yesterday, a grant today, and I swear I'm trying everything I can to get us back on our feet in spite of *gestures outside*

"The meteoric rise of the show, the return of the novels to the bestseller list, and the intensity of fans, all are reminders that the regime’s attempt to use political power to enact cultural power was not equal to the task of keeping this from us."

I'm so used to intellectualizing things and Heated Rivalry has really shaken me because I start to Think but then all the Feelings just burst in. And I can think a bit but after a minute or two a lifetime's worth of queer rejection and the pain of the queer life I've built just all feels... better.

Another day, another new Workday account.

Listen. All the Heated Rivalry guys are hot. No question. But today I would like us to just appreciate François Arnaud as Scott Hunter. thank you for your attention to this matter

I love having a cat who has no teeth. Veterinary dental work is obscenely expensive

The Combahee River Collective is also widely recognized for introducing the phrase identity politics to explain its orientation toward politics in the 1970s. Smith identified three main reasons why Black women began to organize separately and with their own agenda:

Unfortunately, the worst people you can imagine took "be gay, do crimes" seriously

Men's Room has Heated Rivalry jerseys 👀

Oh, these weak-ass pricks make me so mad.

Build a team of Pokémon using the first letter of your name

No new pictures — where are you mentally?

I've had errors in judgment because of which I had to work my ass off to repair my reputation, and even then could not come back from. Meanwhile Nate Silver says things that aged like milk and is still looked at like a fucking oracle

Yes Illinois Job Link my experience in higher ed administration prepares me well to manage horses, sure

the body language from the feds is embarrassing. they know they’re cooked and the people standing up to them do not fear them. this is going to get worse before it gets better but it is going to get better

Prison guards are flocking to ICE jobs and frankly this makes sense. Those of us who have been anti-prison organizers for decades have been saying that fascism already existed within prisons/jails. Our best teachers for how to survive fascism are incarcerated people.

I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount