Alien: take me to your leader Me: yeah this is my leader Alien: …no way Me: yeah I know

Husband scrolling, cat napping My keyboard softly click clacking Sun pressing against the windows Laundry crisping on the heatboards The chore afforder ran out of quarters But it’s still enough, still cozy, Poor as dirt and hues still rosy Sun pressing against the windows.

Iran is targeting data centers that harm the world and the US is targeting buildings full of little girls.

Me: why can’t we just go to the grocery store and get oat milk? My anxiety: they’ll kill you and eat you Me: the grocery store people? My anxiety: mhhm, if the trimet people don’t get you first. Eat your dry cereal, my safest boy.

At least California doesn’t have to worry about oil prices. They can just scrape some out if Gavin Newsom’s hair whenever.

Exercise DOES help mental health but I think if you suggest that to someone who can’t even do basic tasks like brush teeth, I think you should have all your teeth pulled out and replaced with candy corn.

1 clutter - well I’m still using it so it’s fine 2 clutter - adds a little personality 3 clutter - I now have the implied permission I need to treat my space like a garbage can.

Happy international women’s day to all the women and girls being trafficked by the us government.

“Joe Rogan is a fucking idiot” - Dave Foley

!!! Just found this transcription and translation of a love song by an Ojibwe woman who fell in love with an Algonquin man while traveling near Deux-Montagnes, QC in 1759 during the 7 Years War. I can't quite interpret her name, it looks like Baigwaineoshee "The White Eagle Driven by the Wind"

Being queer in 2026

deinocheirus is hittin the "hear me out" pose

Russia is helping Iran attack US installations and allies in the middle east, while Trump is easing sanctions on their oil because his capitulation to Netanyahu's blackmail is spiking oil and lng costs and tanking the markets. Meanwhile, China seems to be coming around to their side too. WWIII.

It has never been credible that Platner innocently embraced the Nazi death's head, but even I didn't realize just *how* not-credible it was. The most moral step would have been to take ownership; he didn't. Months of lying and deflection about a Nazi tattoo should be disqualifying in and of itself.

au·dac·i·ty /ôˈdasədē,äˈdasədē/ 1. a willingness to take bold risks 2. rude or disrespectful behavior; impudence ex: a corporation asking a person to make a donation

The Portland accent is subtle but if you listen for it you can hear it. It’s like if a ninja turtle was raised by a lumberjack.

Nick Fuentes actually said “the fact I’ve never had sex with a woman actually proves I’m not gay” becasue “gay guys date women all the time” In these dark times, it’s the little things that keep me laughing.

It’s time to fix our electric bills. It’s time to fix the PSC. secure.actblue.com/donate/kevin...

I’m a simple man. I see Google glasses, I rob you.

#Iran reports 168 girls killed US military likely responsible for attack on girls' school Investigations suggest that the US military intended to destroy a Revolutionary Guard base during the bombing. The UN is calling it a possible war crime.

Don’t even get a trans boyfriend if you’re not gonna take us for walks everyday.

Autistic#1: I have very specific rules and wants for interaction Autistic#2: me too! Autistic#1: yay! Autistic#2: wait these rules are different from mine Autistic#1: enemies? Autistic#2: BEST enemies!

AUDHD people remembering to eat:

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This is just a reminder that I’m pretty and gay and overall pretty gay.

Writing a blog in 2026

This is a blond version of me and I’m suing the Roma Catholic Church or whoever owns this shit

It’s crazy how many women are like “I was a tomboy in the 00s because I knew it was pedophilia. Idk why other girls did that” like okay but you’re being a pickme right now and implying children were at fault for being preyed on by grown men so you were obviously shaped by that culture sorry bitch

I broke up with my therapist because I missed a session and can’t afford the 100 dollar non-insured fee and can’t be sure I will have the ability to keep sessions straight while I’m so fucked Seems backward but you gotta stay housed and fed.

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It’s not just the STANDARDS of beauty were pedophilic but the stakes of being beautiful were pedophilic. It’s hard to overstate to people who were not targeted by this industry in the early 00/90s and before how much your value as a human being was completely dependent on how “sexy” you were at 11

My Reddit account got permanently banned because I said “just a reminder that cis white men enact the great majority of mass shootings” in a reply to someone threatening to rape the trans shooter. Every person in power of anything is a pedophilic rapist Nazi and im tired of pretending they aren’t.

I didn’t know Benjamin Booker was queer until I looked at his 2025 album. Thank god. Such a relief. youtu.be/BSZGafEwhnQ?...

There are devils in this world

The hilarious thing to take from this is that conservatives will be the first to tell you about "The truth" this & "The big lie" that, but will want you in prison for showing the truth about them being the evil weirdos they deny being.

Magical things are happening with the Overton Window

Let’s get trans people to safer places. ⬇️ ko-fi.com/shaescrowdfu...

I am more proud of being trans than I am afraid of fascists. Idk whats gonna happen to me but it’s gonna happen to me as a trans man. Whenever I go, I’ll know I lived back to back with my people, protecting us. That doesn’t dissolve my fear, but it gives me confidence in my fate and in myself.

First they came for the pedophiles and I was like oh hell yeah.

Most people agree that health care should not be a commodity, but a right. But isn’t food also a right? Shelter? Water? These are all basic needs and none of them should be products. There is no reason anyone, anywhere in the world should not have access to these things. We could have that.

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

I have a medical condition where I physically cant see shoplifting. All my friends have it and it’s incurable.

Well then stop putting dorito dust on them. Problem solved. All due respect science, but we are busy right now.

Theory / Praxis

A Star Trek show with with men wearing dress, an atypical Klingon in Starfleet, a person with a disability visible and atypical women in positions they typically haven’t had in Trek before?!?!? How dare they?!? How woke! The Next Generation is wildly woke.

A screenshot of an email enters my view➡️I emotionally prepare myself for what I’m about to read➡️I am not emotionally prepared➡️Anguish➡️A screenshot of an email enters my view➡️

I will keep repeating myself until it becomes accepted fact in The Discourse: Elon Musk is a eugenicist and has repeatedly demonstrated this with what he has said and what he has done

When I left my first husband, he told my mom I had gone crazy. My mom, who saw me leaving a financially stable man, agreed. They tried to convince me to institutionalize myself. I didn’t cause harm or take anything but my clothes and baby stuff. Didn’t keep him from his child. No scene.

Same set that told you shoplifting required a full police state.