Janeway looking at the trolley problem: easy, I kill Tuvix ☕️

A good response that doesn’t obligate you to interact with transphobic points is just to say “good talk. Hey you should be nicer to your wife” now we all have opinions about shit that’s not our business.

Today is a good day to talk about matriarchy. It’s not a reversal of patriarch hierarchy. That’s linear. Matriarchy is a protective circle around children and the vulnerable. It doesn’t rely on authority, it relies on collective problem solving. It would make everyone’s life better. EVERYONES

Sending a Mother’s Day text to my best friend because she’s mothered me more than my mom ever did. 🩷💐 Happy Mother’s Day to all the people who mother. That’s so beautiful of you.

“Well but, men are natural leaders” What motivates your daughter? List all your wife’s tasks. What is your son struggling with emotionally. any natural leader would know. Because leading requires motivating, knowing what others are contributing daily, and emotional support. But they don’t know.

Can 100% confirm that transgender people make this world better.

God: and let’s make some people transgender Angel: oh good idea. That way people don’t get too weird about gender roles God: yeah you’d think that

Remember, even in the fuel shortage, it’s still free to gas up your friends. ⛽️

@thepaleape.bsky.social hey I got a little excited when I saw the donkey Kong text maker and now I realize I’m stepping on your whole deal. It’s cool to Kong with you for a bit right?

Spiders need to be more self-aware.

There is more love and respect and beauty in any one lavender marriage than there is in most cis het marriages combined.

I just got little miss muffet’d by a spider. Literally just eating my boy dinner mush minding my business and here she comes belaying down to my face like a creepy James Bond. Gonna find her web and put my whole face in her flies.

oh ya my weak end

If your ancestors didn’t even know to bathe when they were covered with lice and BO, I don’t need to hear about how supreme you are, thanks.

When I’m advocating for reproductive rights and some slimy cis guy is like “shes not gonna let you hit bro” I don’t want to hit, I want to have abortion access for my big manly uterus.

Neurotypicals are very mad hatter to me. They are like “the rules we gave you were actually fake and we wanted you to infer the secret rules from the fake ones we gave you! CHANGE PLACESS!!!

People always tell me I was too much or aggressive before I transitioned. But whats crazy is I am the same person with the same beliefs. they just hated a woman having opinions.

Just learned some of my friends don’t know what broke means. Me:I can’t go out, I’m broke Friend: I’m broke too but I have 15 dollars to have a couple drinks Me: ??????? Broke means you have no money. When did this change to mean a little money?

My money (-12.36 bank balance) is on my success (finding quarters around the house to do laundry)

Realized My lil 401k bread that was matched from my old job was just sitting there……Ima spend it on 2 gallons of gas

My 13 yo kid told me wearing a hat backwards is embarrassing and he keeps reminding me he’s taller than me.

Im going to hold your wallet while I tell you this: this is a stickup.

I just spent my grocery money at the vet for my cat because he was yowling in pain and hiding since last night. Anyway he’s just constipated and a stupid baby. It’s gonna be a food bank pay period.

Cis dudes are like “yeah duh I’m aggressive I have testosterone!” And it’s like, yeah me too and it chilled me the fuck out. Calms me down. If you can’t handle it, just say that.

I mean the obvious answer is LaVar in Roots

Imagine it’s 60 AD and everyone is obsessed with this new blood cult where you pretend to drink Gods blood and eat his body and you’re like “idk that’s kinda creepy” and everyone is like “no because he comes back to life when you kill him” I’d just take my Hermes bust & go live in the woods.

whatever is making this sunset so beautiful is probably giving me cancer, so it goes

I’m so glad all my coworkers are women of color. We don’t have any drama. We can just say what needs to be said. Shit just gets done. Everyone knows what’s up. Everyone is hilarious. Everyone helps each other. Everyone is brilliant. Never a single microagression. I’m lucky that’s my work life.

While trying to take anti-depressants off the market for adults.

Everyone really gassed up Oppenheimer way too much, it was not that good. So now he's doing adaptations of Homer with longships and medieval body armor. No. We have a perfectly good Robert Eggers for those projects.

That AuDHD feeling when you have the foresight to pretend things take longer than they do at work so when burnout hits you can just sit around and make inane greeting cards in canva.

So we’re just done with the Epstein files or what?

All set up for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY at Muse in Missoula 🔥

“White women can’t be oppressors” Lady Firewind? More like Lady Hot Air

It’s trans history week! If you don’t already, go on over to YouTube and follow Sophie Edwards’ channel Ancient Transgender History our contemporary history isn’t the whole story! Learn your roots!

Could a narcissist create the Coven of the Open Mind and become its High Priestess?!

Star Trek.

One thing you gotta know me is I’m gonna use the bathroom. After I started using the men’s room in the dive bar I frequented, they took the stall door off. I still squatted when the call came and watched grown cis men turn bright red or just walk out in FEAR.

I don’t really want a friend group that expects me to go out. I don’t really like it. I want a friend group that wants to hang out at each others apartments and make stupid stuff or go to public parks with water guns. Basically I need friends as poor and sober as me.

I feel you. Now is not the time to put on a front about how we’re really doing. We aren’t doing well, and it’s not okay to minimize our experience. “Business as usual” won’t cut it and I’m sick of people acting as if it’s okay to carry on as if the world isn’t on fire.

I don’t want to calm down. I don’t want to seek inner peace by ignoring outer suffering. I don’t want to vibrate on a higher plane. I don’t live there. I don’t want to protect my peace. I want to protect ALL our peace. If I wasn’t angry at all this shit, I wouldnt respect myself. How can you?

Anyways heres all the police who were caught for gender violence this year so far as well as 2025 AND the results. Most are arrested but not convicted. linktr.ee/genderpolice...

Black women deserve so much better. You deserve safety, consideration, opportunity, respect, and fidelity by others in the brilliance you have to offer. The world has failed you, not the other way around. I believe in the magic you have.

If you hate the five day work week, you would’ve hated what they had before unions.

Just found out I can disassociate while I exercise. It’s so over for you bitches.

because I am a trans man, cis dudes will ask me what women want or how to talk to women. The reason those questions are annoying is they ignore completely that women are a vast demographic of human beings. It shows you don’t see them as individuals in the same way you see men.

“Why would you become a man, you were so beautiful? 😢” Because beauty didn’t fill me up. Because beauty isn’t something I owe to you. Because beauty can’t hold a candle to how it feels to live as myself. I could give two shits about beauty. I’m here for substance. Stupid ass question.

My mom made herself smaller her whole life. She sought safety in being unperceived and palatable. not gonna trauma dump but believe me when I say this is a bad strategy. Making yourself smaller doesn’t work. Being palatable doesn’t work. Acquiescing doesn’t work. Be a giant cunt. It’s safer.

We gotta say this again I guess: Pacifism is not non-violent. Pacifism hinges on valuing the safety and well-being of oppressors over the safety and well-being of the oppressed. Pacifism is a violence to the oppressed. It is not the moral high ground. That is reserved for actual protectors.