Being a little girl in America is more dangerous than being a cop. Girlhood is perilous as fuck. It’s crazy that anyone survives that shit.

My dorky younger brother grew up to be a Chad younger brother who not only accepts I’m trans but celebrates it. I’m so proud of him.

Gay announcement: I was sick for 4 days of June so pride is extended. I’ve also heard that many other queers experienced similar setbacks. Adding it all up, Pride month is extended until February of 2034.

Why did you try to go to work in hot pants?

I think it’s unprofessional to imply an outfit or style choice could possibly make someone better or worse at their job. In fact, I think implying that wearing a specific outfit is unprofessional is harassment. Suits. Business attire. Forced makeup. These constructs are based in white supremacy.

It’s my birthday. I’m like 40 or 38 or something like that. I’d like to thank everyone who has contributed to keeping me alive, mainly by not letting me walk into moving cars or eat dubious materials. You’re the real mvps. You’re the real 40/38 year olds.

Many emotional support animals support mostly just the emotions of love and calm. This stupid baby supports a wide array of emotions ranging from “what the fuck dude?” to “primal fear.” He is a master of the craft.

Putting on my little mascara mustache, listening to Kneecap, thinking about gay vampires. Gonna be a good day.

These are the exact words she posted: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

I think the reason I don’t really like scary movies is because I’m just naturally scared. For instance, you know that feeling you got when you watched Bring Her Back? I have that feeling right now in the safety of my own home, for no reason. For free.

“Let’s reinvent colonialism after we defeat *checks notes* colonialism. You gotta laugh because what?

I am procrastinating concept art that is due on Monday. I like drawing but it’s for a new client and my anxiety is fucking me up. Say something magical that makes me do my job, please.

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My Buddy almost has workers comp handled. He just needs a little more help getting through the next few weeks. 🙏🏽

GOLD BALLS

fuck. the vending event for july 4th got cancelled. if i get obnoxious on here with trying to push my shop, i apologize. we're still sitting at needing $170 to get rent paid, look at my shop! i sell cool stuff and take tips! (i also have cashapp $KFLStudios ) ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s... #rentaid #shop

Hey Bluesky lawyers, quick question: If my neighbor takes my laundry out of the dryer half way through the cycle, do I have the legal option of dueling them to the death or do they just go straight to prison?

Cis men: please stop saying shit like “if you want to be a man you have to learn how to —“ Yall come back when you learn to wipe all the way. Your gfs tell me all that shit when I take them dancing since you don’t know how 🤷🏽

A little girl named Sapna made me this French toast with extra EXTRA cinnamon. Pretty adorable if you ask me.

My husband was raised in a doomsday cult that believes that communists, left-wing groups, and queer people are “Fallen Ones” thwarting their ascension. And he still came out queer and communist. He’s gotta be like an Arch Fallen One or something.

Person who has been in a good mood for 2 days in a row: oh my god I’m suuuper manic today!! Person who has slept 3 hours in 4 days and has just quit their job in a fit of rage to focus on learning how to sew their entire wardrobe: I’m just super happy, actually.

Ennui, on weed. On we, on us. Were on the bus. In the omnibus of shared crust. Op-eds, psy-ops. Bot feds, ai slop. No wedge, that flopped Our pledge, we talk, and share crust. On we, on us. Were on the bus.

So now I've got a walking boot too....but I'm not really supposed to walk on it. Yet. Life kinda sucks lately. Venmo pinned if anyone wants to give me money. Rent is sneaking up on me.

I acquired a bunch of expired Narcan so I’m making a Halloween costume about it Wings are next

I love seeing a trans person feeling themself. It floods my body with chemicals. A trans woman doing a skirt twirl allows me to crush all enemies. A trans man strut straightens my back. An enby laugh is better than music. I love that shit.

When I do peyote, that’s called Trans Mescaline.

I just know the pussy is crazy

I’m trying to get to a safer place after years of abuse. My abuser was supposed to serve 5 years but was released early. I have Type 2 diabetes and struggle to afford insulin. If you’re able to support me.❤️ 🔗: ko-fi.com/melthedoll/g... #MutualAid #TransCrowdfund #Diabetes #Disability #PrideMonth

This is maybe insane but sometimes I get through my chores by pretending it’s someone else’s shit and I’m still a housekeeper. You know, so I can be a little judgey about it. I’m vacuuming up cat hair like “damn I can’t believe someone lives like this. Can you imagine?”

Gay marriage is just waking up everyday and figuring out who is gonna be Robin Williams from the birdcage and who is gonna be Nathan Lane.

guy knocked on my door he said “Hey! I’m Tyler I do all the spiders and mosquitos in the neighborhood” and you better believe i killed that motherfucker

It’s Juneteenth so I’m doing emergency calls for any Black person who needs to get out of work. Let me know. Not even joking.

I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

I have no nipples. That’s just a fact about me. Another fact about me is when I’m at the swimming hole and people stare I ask them what those gross skin tags on their chest are for.

Seriously I've been screaming for years at people who think signal is some sort of magic invisibility potion.

“You think religion isn’t an excuse for imperialism and genocide oh my god” Yeah my god said I own your house and can kill your children. Please vacate the premises. How fucking stupid does that sound?

I haven’t work at restaurants for a while but every once in a while I meet someone who has visceral “morning shift” energy. It’s kind of like nark energy but angrier and with bad eyeliner. Sorry in advance to morning shift people this may reach. But you know how you are.

“This is just an important step in tightening the noose around this illegal immigration issue,” said Reneau.." Just what the fucking fuck. Yeah. These absolute fucking shitheels

Im from the high mountains and I’m finding out the sun is a very different creature down on earth. Like yes, it’s 90 degrees but theres so much atmosphere it can’t hurt you. Yes it’s sweaty and humid but the sun is a giant baby down here and I could fight it if I needed to.

AI is not going to solve racism and will exacerbate its entrenchment even more within society. This paper gives an example of how AI judges us based on how we talk. This is evidence y’all. Save it because there may come a time when research of this kind is outlawed. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Atlanta knows the assignment. #Waymo

Good morning! Sending Black and queer people love today.

Me and my cat lip synching for our life in the kitchen at 7am after getting 3 hours of sleep.

Billionaires and trillionaires shouldn’t exist but they do because of racism, sexism, and classism built into capitalism.

TERF: Oh so you’re saying all it would take for me to be a man is for me to just SAY I am? Like its that easy. 🙄 Me:

This is my campaign to support transgender people over trillionaires. Who’s with me?

I have room in my schedule and my commission list is open, either B&W or color, hmu if your interested! share are appreciated!

Hey my little Bluesky babies, if you’ve got a couple dollars can you swing em to Charlie? Thannnnnnkks!!!!!!