Tempting you today 🙂‍↕️🖤

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

It's like a right of passage to see your homies dick I think.

I actually had a ball narrating this, and might be open to doing so with other works in the future if that interests any of you

Taking a mid-day recording break because every single one of the kitties needs me right meow

At the end of the day, the only person holding you back is yourself. You can't let fear or your inner puritan keep you from greatness.

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Should be up today for your listening enjoyment everyone

One of the silliest games I played last year

And last but not least, we here for Day 3! "Ah, life was good, wasn't it?" Retro Days Red Hood is here for #MAGfest2026! #nikke #shiftup #GoddessOfVictory #RedHood #blackgirlmagic #blackcosplay #GoddessOfVictoryNikke

Throwing dick in a way most beguiling to my adversaries.

Yuffie stealing Tifa's materias... 🫳🟢

POV Me scrolling through all my moots content 🫠 #femboy #twink #YouGuysAreMyHeroes

Grok's image generation capabilties are basically being used for CP and revenge porn at this point. Entire countries are calling to ban on twitter.

Your daily reminder that Twitter still has an on-demand child porn generator. I know a lot of shit has happened and every day is a new hell, but get off that fucking platform.

"No you don't understand, humans absolutely would dominate in fantasy/sci-fi settings because colonizing is our manda-"

I think what frustrates me the most about Doom being the big bad (and the likely direction marvel is gonna go with him) is that Doom is a fantastic villain that deserves proper substance and screen time. And this is just gonna be a four hour set piece. boo.

Love the "hey you guys should take this vitamin stack :)" to "Jack I know it's 3 am why do my balls feel this heavy" pipeline.

They brought my fat boy back

My entire brand

The type of shit I'm on this morning would kill a child soldier.

Do you know how hard you got to work to make me disinterested in Dr. Doom related anything

Second time is the charm I swear

I swear to start on content as soon as I deal with this morning wood

Volume UP! Page 8/9 #spamtenna #deltaruined Tenna fighting for his life from just a strip tease….

Someone asked for a Sharuum spread so here you go

Hiya

Got something amazing to narrate for someone in the mail!

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Literally screaming at my monitor "ROBERT NO"

Should be uploaded today so you can all hear me hoot and hollar

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

I had to cut like a 1 min and thirty second cutscene from the start of my next playthrough because of ASS N TIDDIES

I hate y'all sometimes

da hardest monologues youtu.be/CACX4uChEus

Trump has more pictures with jeffery epstein than I do of me with my fucking dad.

I really don’t want to reactivate but, it’s that time of the month where I ask for help with rent — anything you’re able to spare goes a long way ko-fi.com/acvalens

how Krampus was in the big 25

Hrm Would the audience enjoy it

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

To put this in perspective: in 2022, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reported 42,514 deaths. The CDC estimated about 21,000 flu-related deaths across 2022-2023. What exactly will it take for y'all to recognize the pandemic never ended?

I don't even know what to say. What an insane haul from the mail.

Some new stuff to drive 'em crazy, obligatory hand pic as well Thank you! You know who you are!!!

What an incredible day to check the mail Thank you, you know who you are

I also wanna stress I'm not a Glock fanboy by any means, there are a ton of people that do what they do now, however parts and accessories are everywhere and so are the pistols themselves.

I love waking up in a world where I have to load a gun just to go out in public lmao