Since pride month is every month when you make it, as someone who appreciates porn as an artform, can I just say how much I HATE the way Channel 1 Releasing repackaged the Catalina films?

The budget for the original is in the neighborhood of 150-175 million. They spent I’m guessing 75 million more to make the same thing but worse

Occasionally, Tom would address this issue in his work and I have always loved her reaction here

If Disney straight up remade Mary Poppins with Rob Marshall and Emily Blunt, I would be there day one and I don't even like the original movie

What sun god do I have to pray too to get a @vinsyn.bsky.social restoration of Please Don't Eat My Mother?

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Lord Drakkon!

“People can grow and change, we need to be willing to give them another chance!” “Yes, but have you considered that there’s been zero evidence of growth or change, not even an apology, from the people you’re in such a rush to forgive?”

I feel like it would be extremely easy to convince jschlatt to start doing OnlyFans for for the bit and it would fix at least some problems in the world.

I also enjoy money randomly being tossed at my face!

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Mitch McConnell arriving to the next session of Congress.

I have edited a lot of sexual-assault-accusation articles, and this one easily clears every veracity check: contemporaneous emails with her therapist, a boyfriend who knew, a woman she warned—all before Platner ran for office. Good on Politico for nailing it, and on Jenny Racicot for speaking up.

"Gee, what a lovely, quick and easy project you have there. Would be a shame if something were to hap-" - Premiere, as it freezes my entire computer for the 50th time.

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it’ll be difficult to demand proof of life for mitch mcconnell after congress just let a republican congressman disappear for four months during which no one had any idea if he was alive

"stop being cringe" i would rather die fucker

Remember when we were a proper country?

She just voted 9-0 that trans people aren't due Constitutional rights last week.

My founding fathers

I'm just saying God gave you free will to enjoy hookers and blow and you chose to become a patriot? For fucks sake

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

The swifties asking for merch are the reason she had to do it in a fully enclosed space with no windows and high security, btw

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Why should I care about the fourth I'm still going into fucking work lmao

I'm working on a Power Rangers season outline for fun where Mystic Mother is the mentor and temporarily turns back into Rita, and this is the reason Amy Jo is one of my casting ideas. Her Rita is so delicious

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

Well goddamn, I genuinely thought this was a decoy

Taylor: "Okay, Travis, you're allowed to pick *one* thing, so make it count." Travis:

And always remember: No matter how much you suck up to them, they will not spare you. The pick-mes will be right next to the trans folks and weirdos when we're facing the wall, guns to our head.

This entire thread is very good, but the historical lack of division between what we in modern times think of as "gay" and "trans" identities is something I think about a lot because we absolutely did NOT think of those things as separate for a LONG time. Even in the 90s, the two were conflated

"Footage from the assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan" might be one of the funniest things @vinsyn.bsky.social has announced as a special feature on any of the releases they've done.

McConnell dies we (YES, WE) are burning down the block

Yeah and my grandmother was recovering from her stroke and we were preparing for hospice care like 12 hours before she died, so....

this article sucks and if you agree with his take, unfollow me immediately and go fuck yourself.

@freeformart.bsky.social Do a reaction series. If only to put the happiness in Penny Snapcube's smile.

NGL, I think "this group of Minions weren't around between the years 1900 to 1968 because [insanely random reason]" would be a good running bit for this series

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

life is short and climate change is boiling us alive, commission dirty art of your OCs

"Were gonna need a constitutional amendment" YEAH NO SHIT THAT'S HOW YOU CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT IT SAYS YOU FUCKING WART

Me omw to steal your mans

Trans people, I am hereby ordering you to live. Let us spite our foes with our continued existence

Watch to the end to comprehend the sheer emptiness of this event on the Mall. This isn’t a sparse or scattered crowd. No one is there.

Could you handle her? 👀 onlyfans.com/miamoorevibes

Back to being a shy Los Angeles resident

As someone who has visited DC, absolutely lmao

It's always fun to see a (non-threatening) Character whenever you make a late-night trip to the convenience store. Tonight, it was the waifish ghost of a spiritual Christian woman from the 70s with too many crystals at home

"Sierra as Carlotta" is making me foam at the mouth, I NEED IT

Also @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social recently posted a restoration of the 60 second version to YouTube