This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

“Yeah I have to reschedule today’s appointment, I’m in one of my moods”

Fuck yeah I’m gonna make so many trinkets and shit

Fuck you if you're sane & think you have authority over me on madness. You do not! What you offer is a shallow puddle compared to my ocean.

Happy first day of classes and Peerpocalypse to me- I dropped one of my AirPods in my coffee 🙃

If I were president, citing sources would use one format across all fields. -An undergrad who had to use MLA, now a graduate student who has to learn APA

you don't need a study to know this is bad for kids. that's why school admins have zero excuses for signing these deals

Cool thing in my life right now: I’m pen pals with one of my favorite authors/creators. I had sent her some random doodles and she made little clay versions of them!!! Sometimes you /should/ meet your heroes

My peak psychosis moment of 2020 was being convinced I could make a good pie using red delicious apples

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

I think it's worth learning the difference between "I am annoyed by this person" and "this person is a bad person."

look at this puzzle neopets is making us do. they're sick

“MaRrIaGe iSnT HaRd” Okay then why does my husband let me play video games until 2 am on weekdays? Why does he allow me autonomy??

I recommend empathy, kindness, and spinach artichoke dip.

My new job: we need you to spend over $10k of this grant money, it’s not going to be easy Me, who loves shopping and giving things away:

One time I was supposed to see Jeff Dunham (ew I know) live with my bf and his family but he didn’t come- but his ex showed up and sat with us and talked to his parents the whole time. At one point my phone went off and it was a weird sound bite from a Christian kids show and I got bad looks. 0/10

Going through my car and I have soooooo much expired narcan. Which I’m taking as a good thing because it means I haven’t had to use it

PUT. ALT. TEXT. IN. YOUR. SCREENSHOTS. SO. THAT. MY. WORD. MUTE. LIST. WORKS.

Our very own @aprildaniels.bsky.social is in need. If anyone can help, it is much appreciated. gofund.me/ef3bdca54

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that was released the year you turned 18

Is everyone else’s towns full of AI fliers that all look the same? Baaaarf

Canned green beans are gross

That is YOUR money, girls. Go get it LOLZ.

“There are many reasons to treat each /other with great tenderness. One is / the sheer miracle that we are here together / on a planet surrounded by dying stars. / One is that we cannot see what / anyone else has swallowed.”

boosting my essay :)

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Got a copy of and read “How to Be Human: Diary of an Autistic Girl” for my little free library. I cried. Also got really excited that there’s a Neopets reference in it. Neopets truly is autistic culture

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

“Ugly ass trashy cybertruck” I mumble in my humble Toyota full of fast food wrappers, empty seltzer water cans, and various other garbage

I love when I see a quote post going off and the op is blocked. Like yesssss, I get to see a good dunk without rotting my brain with the og take

One of the most fashionable people I know complimented my outfit the other day, SUCH a self esteem boost

Me this month

got to share this @bencollins.bsky.social banger with some colleagues today and am now sharing it here because he really did nail it

You actually need mentally ill people online, we're an anchor of your social media experience. The oddballs entertaining you with wacky humor, a lot are mentally ill people you owe something to for the gift of their wit. The ones who just can't stop posting but they're delivering something good too.

Mental illness does not make you bigoted in any way. If you're already a bigot, you will be a mentally ill bigot.

Celebrating Autism Acceptance Month in the most autistic way possible by deflating the prices of the autism items on Neopets

The future is neurodivergent.

I’m happy to announce that my essay “The Politics of Anti-Sanity,” which was published in Asylum Magazine @asylummagazine.bsky.social in their 40th Anniversary issue, is now up on my blog for free access. You can access it at this link open.substack.com/pub/tenderly... Please share and subscribe!

they're...they're literally part of the book. they're in the pages that constitute the physical object that is the book. they're... what do they think books are.

Broke: autism awareness month Woke: autism acceptance month Galaxy brain: autism appreciation month

I GET to have a dog. I GET to have a husky. I GET to have a husky that is hiding under the couch crying because we’re not in bed. I GET-

I would rather see the world covered in Canva art using the same 5 templates than any AI

If you don’t have fat friends or don’t date fat people, I don’t trust you. If you are the fat friend, you’re beautiful ❤️

Partner: I love how on top of your little free library you are. Someone visits and you rush out with more stuff Me: *sheepishly* I ordered more books Partner: I know, you don’t have to tell me. I just know

Happy #transdayofvisibility #tdov I’m Ian, a transmasc artist and I do some cool embroidered stuff!

in my opinion there should also be trans day of audibility where everybody spends all day posting dope experimental music by trans women for me to listen to

All of the trans people I know are way smarter and cooler than me. I see y’all, and you’re killin it