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Do you expect the garbage ICE agents will cause problems at the Superbowl?

The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen. “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10

From Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime performance.

In the historically anti-union South, the UAW just secured a landmark contract with Volkswagen. The workers won major wage increases, job security against outsourcing, and higher-quality healthcare. Congratulations to these workers, and remember: there is always hope in labor.

As I get older I’ve decided to live a little closer to the edge. Toward that end I only set the thermostat to odd numbers and the volume in my car to prime numbers. I feel so alive!

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

Today’s Playlist: Taylor Swift David Bowie Chicago Dave Mason Ojays The Vogues Paul Westerberg The Friends of Distinction Postmodern Jukebox My Morning Jacket Dua Lipa Beck The Strokes The Vaccines Benee Foreigner Chase Masterson Smashing Pumpkins Lady Gaga Howie Day Carly Eaton The Drugstore Radio

when life gives you lemons, use them to discover a secret message on the back of the declaration of independence

Why should we have to demand American Citizens not be deported? Key words: American Citizens. Sigh.

We aren’t going to see Kristi Noem tried in The Hague. But we can scream at her at restaurants. Hopefully her help quit and she is a terrible cook.

I can’t believe he got to her first!

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

Today’s playlist Beabadoobie Beach Boys The Cars Linda Ronstadt Chicago James Bay Foster the People Tears for Fears Beene Incubus Cat Steven’s Blackout Balter Lake Street Drive

WAITING

What do I want? Ice stand down all over the U.S. Christi Noem resign in shame. Justice for those murdered by people we wish we could trust. Investigations, Accountability, jail time for those responsible. A national leader that we aren’t ashamed of.

Just saw the video of the ICE shooting in Minnesota. That’s murder, full stop. You don’t shoot someone in the head for trying to flee the scene.

The woman killed by ICE was Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old who was the mother of a 4-year old child whose father already died a few years ago. The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...

Mike Johnson’s office says the legally required plaque to honor police officers who protected the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, is “not implementable” and will NOT be hung — despite being mandated by law.

If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein

If we’ve learned anything these past few years, it's that: 1) Workers keep America going, not billionaires 2) Corporate profits don't trickle down to workers 3) Poverty is a policy choice 4) Health care is a human right 5) Strikes work Let's keep fighting for a better world.

[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book

Short playlist today: Blur Benee Weezer Neil Young Echo and the Bunnymen James Bay Warren Zevon The Who Talking Heads Rusted Root The B-52’s Bob Seger

“I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick ‘Americans’ as their mascot.” - Jack Handey congratulations, Mr. Handey: Your wish has been granted.

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Just got a shake at Dairy Queen that says it is “inspired by Egg Nog”. Why is it just not an egg nog shake? Is that a legal classification? Is Big Nog going to come after you?

My visitor sticker at the hospital has my photo on it. Well, me or an Egyptian mummy from the Fourth Dynasty of the Old Kingdom. Don’t come at me for Cultural Appropriation.

Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.

This photo has been removed from the DOJ Epstein webpage. By whom? For whom?

If you're chronically ill or have disabilities it's okay if you didn't accomplish a ton of stuff this year. A lot of people are going to start posting everything they accomplished this year soon. I'm proud of you for still fighting. The courage this community has inspires me every day.

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Me: Damn, it's cold out Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim

GOP divided. “Should we let the ACA expire or should we actively kill people with guns that we have the right to own. “

Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏

Ignore the man by the entrance claiming to have “the map the zoo doesn’t want you to see.” And please, please do not take his map.

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

Pete Hegseth is a testament to the power of white supremacy. People have spent years in prison for far less and yet he’s free and just chugging along at his job he’s not qualified for. Sheesh

It’s really difficult to argue for human rights on the international stage when we are over here violating them left and right. I want us to be better than that.

Caught one of those Annabelle Conjuring movies and I think they’ve made too many of them, she’s a lawyer in this one but never thought the biggest case of her career could lead to love

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children

Our calls & outrage are working! Sen Kaine, Rosen, Shaneen & Hassan said if they hear from more of their constituents, they could change their votes from a yes to a no. Rs may not be voting for this bill also, so call your R senators too. Keep the phone calls coming bc it’s working! 202-224-3121

Republicans have always been good at hurting Democrats. But nowhere near as good as Democrats are at hurting Democrats. Sigh b