Holy smokes

lol why put it this way

That’s the second-worst blown lead by a blue team in Canada this year.

Well, there’s always next year

Here we were worried about a Drake curse and Toronto’s downfall ended up being a Bieber

time for a world series walkoff hbp

let’s go wild pitch [clap, clap, clap-clap-clap]

I hope Ohtani didn’t have a lot of money riding on this game

YEAH SCRAP ‘EM

Startin’ to worry that the Blue Bombers aren’t going to win this one, but even in defeat nothing can take away from the team’s biggest accomplishment this season, which was starring in a three-week arc of the comic strip Crankshaft

Oh that's what's going on

what stage of capitalism is this

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Remember all the series previews telling us that the Blue Jays' main ticket to success would be to get to the Dodgers' bullpen? Now, they probably hadn't meant all in one game, granted, but

"We've had a little bit of everything, this ballgame. Of course, we've played two ballgames."

The Dodgers’ organist just snuck Powerline’s I2I into the bottom of the sixteenth inning of a World Series game, almost exactly two hours later, which is fair

b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉

Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Wouldn't it be amazing if they bring Kershaw in and he shoves, just absolutely redeems his entire postseason career? Walks off the mound to like the most massive standing ovation? And then they send him out for one more inning?

The Dodgers’ organist just snuck Powerline’s I2I into the bottom of the tenth inning of a World Series game, as you do, obviously

Imagining Julius Caesar Act 3, Scene 3 right now but with Guchengxianmiantuantuanshangmaoshanghanggerenduzi the Poet

cant wait to see the new tron movie and see what all of my favorite tron characters are up to. catch up on all of the trons. fucking. the entire tron family

TO THE 15TH

Mariners win

One of these two teams will be going home, and the other of the two will be tasked with scoring more runs than the Toronto Blue Jays

is that good

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] ADAM AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] ADAM AMIN: oh god yes AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

futurism.com/artificial-i... "Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown [with] analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis." Weird-Pissy-Sepia-Yellow Monday being four Black Mondays at once is gonna be WILD

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

♫ Bing-bong, bing-bong ♫

My apologies in advance for the confusion to everybody who overhears me quietly declaring "these books are medicinal" to myself over the next, oh, year or so

France’s latest government lasted 13 hours and 47 minutes

I heard this song for the first time ever last week on a work trip—on a limited-time Francophone one-hit-wonders channel, as you do—and the way the songwriting keeps escalating its stakes is That Good Shit. Imagine being 15 and dumped in 1986 and THIS hits your radio www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhV...

I figure the one-in-100-Canadians person in this sample size whose most commonly-used curse is "chalice of Christ" has just gotta be a fascinating kinda character. Runs a sleepy little New Brunswick bed-and-breakfast and solves mysterious murders around town or something

s’alright

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

I went to Denmark's public broadcaster's website to find a story about U.S. operatives allegedly trying to covertly promote secession and this was the top story

The only person who should feel unsafe in Silver Spring is Lindsey Buckingham

I've been pretty quiet on social media the past little while, but during the months that we weren't evacuated by wildfires, I've been playing shows and specials around the Lac La Ronge area as Thunderbolt Hope: thunderbolthope.ca

Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 15: Yokozuna Has a Posse. I spend an hour with my old collaborator, the hilarious @jameshopehoward.bsky.social, as we discuss the lowest-rated matches from Royal Rumble 94, SuperBrawl 4, WrestleMania X, Spring Stampede 94, and Slamboree 94. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...

obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

マリオペイント（ハエたたき）

"They're so proud of the PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS—"

I saw Yeti Blood Oath open for The Gorgon at the Collective Cabaret one time

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️