you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

I went to Denmark's public broadcaster's website to find a story about U.S. operatives allegedly trying to covertly promote secession and this was the top story

The only person who should feel unsafe in Silver Spring is Lindsey Buckingham

I've been pretty quiet on social media the past little while, but during the months that we weren't evacuated by wildfires, I've been playing shows and specials around the Lac La Ronge area as Thunderbolt Hope: thunderbolthope.ca

Zeroes of Wrestling Episode 15: Yokozuna Has a Posse. I spend an hour with my old collaborator, the hilarious @jameshopehoward.bsky.social, as we discuss the lowest-rated matches from Royal Rumble 94, SuperBrawl 4, WrestleMania X, Spring Stampede 94, and Slamboree 94. redcircle.com/shows/zeroes...

obsessed with this vague notice from the government of Nova Scotia. Like it’s definitely about the new fire restrictions, but it also looks like a poster you’d find yellowed and curled on the bulletin board of a diner in a town where locals won’t talk about their missing kids

マリオペイント（ハエたたき）

"They're so proud of the PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS—"

I saw Yeti Blood Oath open for The Gorgon at the Collective Cabaret one time

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him

We Hurt People

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

This whole thing is amazing but I was not prepared for the reveal that Atrus was wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt the entire time

I've noticed that a lot of people up here hit retirement, retire for like six months, and then start workin' again. Not me!! If I get to retire in 30 or whatever years, I'm gonna find a way to retire to the Laurentien pencil-crayon package cabin, and you will see me in town maybe twice a year tops

Unconfirmed reports that Bill Blair was removed from Cabinet by being kettled.

I can do that but I don't want to

It's kind of wild these days when fighting game characters reappear in their new games and I realize that I've been playing as some of them for thirty(!) years now. Anyway, my main is back again, sickos dot gif hours around here, see me in Virtua Fighter

Charles: Rogue isn't a class in my version of d&d Rogue: what version do you play, professor? Charles: 2e, my x-men

Ever thought about how if the X-Men were a DnD party Rogue wouldn't be the Rogue

Well, it was a longer day at work than it needed to be, but at least I can come on home for the weekend and settle in on the couch and enjoy the playoff adventures of the Winnipeg Hockey Jets as they pursu—good lord

this is basically what it's like to be alive right now

We have a ten-year-old in our house who considers me, 41, the single oldest man in the entire universe. I for one think I am very young and vibrant for 41, except that one day soon I am going to catch myself reminiscing about back when we had a federal NDP, and I will sound one thousand years old

In honour of Game One AND BTO’s show this weekend, let’s revisit the time when Bachman-Turner Overdrive’s You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet was re-recorded as an ode to Alexei Zhamnov called That’s One Hot Russian Jet for this incredible Winnipeg artifact. www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-lif...

Louis St. Laurent's lifespan overlaps with the lifespans of every Canadian Prime Minister to date, from John A. Macdonald to Mark Carney.

how to draw a medieval cat in two easy steps

In 1990, a Yugoslav games magazine made a humor column with a list of fake reviews. Then a layout mistake happened and they got put in the regular reviews. People went off the rails trying to find these. 35 years later, Zarko decided it was time for Popeye in Space. archive.org/details/c64_...

Checking in on CNBC this morning

(turning on CNBC like I heard Bama's down by 15 and just fumbled a kick return)

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

We all see it don't we?

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

It’s going to be a linguistically fascinating time to watch pretty much every other country in the world each decide upon their own idiomatic equivalent of “elbows up” over the next couple of weeks or so

rebranding the 15 min city.

STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme. SERGE BAYLESS: [nods] SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais. BAYLESS: Absolument. SMITH: MAIS!

Hegseth: We'll need to figure out a solution to the kurdish territory with Yurkey Hegseth: *Turkey Vance: Yurkey Waltz: Yurkey Jeffrey Goldberg: Get his ass

you know trump is doing something smart and good when the gift links tab is just one article a hundred times

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Logan Stanley putting on a *clinic* tonight! #NHLJets #Winnipeg

I gotta say—I definitely knew that I would enjoy it, but I'm legitimately surprised at how MUCH I enjoy the practice of going to the grocery store, checking where something comes from, and then leaving it sitting on the shelves to rot if it's from the States. Every single time is a genuine delight

An important PSA to keep in mind.

If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol

“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Imagine assembling the greatest hockey team in the history of your country and then losing to Jordan Binnington

Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.

Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.