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Wearing my Hamburgler socks to The Devil Wears Parada 2. It’s called fashion.

I’m dead serious: I will never go there for pleasure again. I may have to go for family reasons someday. I may have to go for work. I will never go for tourism.

Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

WITNESS (1985) Is Harrison Ford gonna fuck this hot Amish lady?

Is there a better feeling than when a different table starts singing along to your touch tunes choice?

Rich guy grievance is so pathetic. Retaliating against my unprovoked abuse is the real abuse. Lashing out and then crying as official national policy

I truly loathe the people that run this city. Besides not picking a local option, or even a Canadian option, they went with Aramark?! Fun fact, it’s also who runs the food at the rink and the stadium, always known for the highest quality and taste. /s

If your newspaper does this to you, quit. I know it’s terrifying, I know there are no jobs. I know. Do anything else but allow them to put your name on something AI did.

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

OT playoff hockey baby

Happy Canadian Film Day

checkmate, fellow terrorists

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

What a great Masters

We’ve got a sweat!

Burns is incredibly likeable and has the temperament for Augusta Sunday. A return to greatness for Jason Day in his Malbon fits would be awesome. And Scottie looms over it all… There are no bad outcomes today.

Always rooting for Rory but I’d live to see Rose get one today 🌹. Cam Young has greatness in him but will he show up in the biggest moment?

Masters Sunday is one of my favourite days of the year. Let’s have a fun one.

Rory’s round today is exactly why I love him. Tomorrow’s gonna be sick.

You cannot, in fact, win The Masters on Friday

I started flossing regularly and it makes me feel soooooo much better than everyone else

Just stunning stuff from Rory. You can’t win The Masters on Thursday, but maybe you can on Friday

new iran banger dropped

Damn. Iran just dropped an A+ level troll on Trump in this new LEGO movie. I’m no fan of Iran at all… but this one actually nails him. 😂😂

Melania is bringing up the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War which was started to distract from the Epstein files.

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Trump is a symptom. America is the disease.

Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.

Honestly might have preferred nuclear winter to whatever the fuck this weather is

The only way out of this is public hangings of Trump and all of his enablers on the White House lawn

"i didn't vote for this"

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Sure the pedophile president that America elected twice is about to start a nuclear war. But at least America is also doing this shit! Greatest country on earth baby.

You can just drink peanut butter whisky and watch 2000s music videos. That’s a thing you can do.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

hmm

More like Blood Snooze #Survivor

big mary monday always hits so hard

I’m a sucker for all Iranian anti-American propaganda. These guys are hilarious.

Goo Goo Dolls were originally named “Sex Maggots”

can I get odds on the next Manitoba politician to be arrested on sexual assault @kalshiofficial.bsky.social

Wyatt yesterday, Fielding today. What the fuck is going on?

Realism vs. Reality

And will still somehow win Transcona's City Council seat www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...

Maybe every movie should just be “Cocktail”

Just looked at my grocery receipts for my last 6 grocery shops. This removal of PST would have saved me a whopping $10.

Happy Criterion Collection flash sale day to all who celebrate