Invigorate me

There's a woman at the club night I'm at that looks like an emo Mary Kish and I'm about to give her my bank account details

This guy rules

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen for $20 on the eShop? Oh, that's ok...I have my own setup already

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Your suspicions are correct: that's no moon. That 𝘪𝘴 a space station—a fundamentally different celestial object—and you've done well to notice it. I apologize for misidentifying it earlier. Let's break down where I went wrong:

this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten 🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...

It is good that after Valentine's Day (the day of love) we celebrate the other great emotion soon after: pancake

There's a woman in the post office who looks exactly like Giant Baba and it's freaking me out

The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

Liberalism in general is annoying and toxic, but the worst kind of liberals are the ones who refuse to make a positive case for any agenda or party at all. They devote all their energy to bashing the politicians they oppose and then wonder why the profile of their opponents continues to grow. 👇

Was enjoying the high quality Winter Olympic scheduling thus far today, but it's all downhill from here

It's time to strap up Brody King

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

it's quite funny that the international pedophile ring got QAnon to put them all in power.

Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in

Built another computer lads.

Based in Minnesota, @minnmax.com usually covers games, but lately its creators have had to dip their toes into talking about what ICE is doing to their neighbors as well. At this point, they don't really have a choice. @yozetty.bsky.social explains:

Even the dictionary is messed up about this

I once wrote about how I was sad about GameStop pulling out of Ireland because people would be losing their jobs and I had nostalgia for the stores and I got sent videos of trans women being killed for like a month.

Baby Jesus Tapping Out A Sheep Bernardino Luini, early 16th century.

Normie, offline : "I hate Keir Starmer" Me : "Yeah, I hate him too. But why do YOU hate him?"

Breaking News : Glup Shitto rumoured to be in the Rebellion.

Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him

I hope you burn in hell. I hope you burn now.

Every time I have to put washing in the machine: annoying but fine Every time I have to hang the washing on the airer: fuck my chungus life

that right there? that's a man with a union

Ouchies

Watching Spaceballs for the first time. What a dog shit film.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Took 35 years but somebody finally found the true ending

Did I get stood up tonight? Yes. Does this mean I have a full cheesecake to eat to myself? Also yes. So who's to say if it's good or bad.

New Batman

This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

I'm off to a cafe to play D&D with strangers. My family are begging me to get back on the Class A's

The Byzantine Empire didn't exist. It wasn't called that until a jealous German decided to change history.

While so many people love this episode for everything that happens after eating the peppers, I find the first part is my favorite portrayal of Homer Simpson -- finding something truly trivial to excel at and wading in, boots, spoon and all. (And yes, I love the line, "Less Artsy, More Fartsy."

imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"

I think the second part is the bigger news.

Donald Trump is so obviously going to annex Greenland. And European leaders will respond with unparalleled levels of "monitoring the situation".

Waiting for Tanahashi to leave before playing High Energy is criminal