There an interesting chance that The Conglomeration might actually make a whole crowd sit completely still when Lio Rush comes out just to play into “he can only see us if we move” thing, and frankly, I cannot wait. 🤼‍♂️

3D sonic games have always been pretty dogshit, and people have chased nostalgia for SA2, without realizing that gane is probably the best worst game of all time. THATS why I say, Sonic 06 ISNT a terrible games everything considered

Not for nothing, don’t think I haven’t been noting how strong they to want to keep Mark Davis. If he’s beat, it’s because of circumstances outside of the match. Fell eye first into a chair leg, punched a ringpost, 20 guys about. Dude would’ve won last night were it not for other factors

Tony, your tech is too strong. Your roster too tough Your booking too different YOUR SHOW TOO GOOD THEYLL KILL YOU 🤼‍♂️

Yeah if you could make that check out to Charles Entertainment Taylor- #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Between the main, and Ex’s Send Off of “Fix your hearts or die.” Shit man, it may not be perfect but I am so fucking glad AEW is around. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I am in LOVE with that main event. Davis is about to fuck around and get a main event push outta this because dude is doing the work of his LIFE. That match, the stuff towards the end, the finish, fuck me, take a bow, y’all, you’ve earned it. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

You could argue Davis/Ospreay didn’t need the schmoz at the end but- I’m a fool for those “everyone get in the ring ine by one and pop off” spots. That shit will make me hoot and holler EVERY. TIME. 😭 #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

That fucking ankle pull piledriver man, Davis fucking RULES, dude. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Davis with some STANK on that X Plex onto comms. Ooooouch, #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Side note: it seems like Mark Davis gets leaner and leaner every week that passes. Dude is doing the work, proud of him.

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Main event time: Will Ospreay vs Dunk Plissken

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Mercedes about to go on a “guess who got her swagger back” run, I am HERE for is.

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ YISSSS, Moné is back!

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Maxwell’s in a tub, in a tub, Maxwell’s in a tuuuub Na na na na- na na na na- na na na.

Between “what da dog doin?” “Who let the dogs out”, I’m practically stifling tears with how much the bucks are absolute fucking dorks. You’re right, Jack, if you don’t like the young bucks, fuck you cause 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Nick Jackson: “what da dog doin’?” Me:

FUUUUUUUUCK! Sky High, turns into a powerbomb, off the top, and I mean Bailey got fucking CRUMPLED. I practically had to grab a bag and start breathing into it. That was FUCKED. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

HOLY FUCK Speedball with a master read, snatching Kevin’s ass mid air with a spin heel kick, and I mean he ATE that kick. Good LORD. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Fuck that, gotta lock in now. Speedball vs Kevin Knight. This is gonna be a heater.

Wait. Knight in the DCF? Uhhhhh. I’m gonna wait to see how this plays out, I’m not so sure what this accomplishes. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Oh FUCK. Andrade fucking SMOKED ol’ boy with that Pump Fake Elbow, my WORD. Like, buy the kid a beer or something man, fuck lmfao. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ The stage hand that has to take down the set looking at the absolute loogie Thekla spit onto the screen:

Yup, I’ve heard enough, Mark Briscoe for world champ, thats the manifesto I’m writing from now on #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Ishii, backstage:

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ I think there’s gold in Mark Briscoe being Lio’s weirdness interpreter. “See him crawlin’ round like that? He gotta go potty, RODERICK GRAB THE DOOTY BAGS.”

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ LMFAO, everyone standing still for Lio. THEM DOING IT AGAIN AND HIGHTAILING IT LMFAO

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ UNCLE PITBULL IS HERE! Ishii got that peak male summer bod and here’s here to dump people on their head, big conglomerate style!

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ Fine opener, Rush held his own. Feels like a “we’re holding back to give other matches some space, so here damn Rush,”

I still don’t quite know what the methodology behind there being “No Count Out” matches as opposed to just letting the match go to ref’s leniency. Count outs seldom ever really happen in AEW. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ “You put the virgin in Virginia” Start as you mean to go on MJF.

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️ MJF in the matador outfit, this fucker is so obnoxious lmfao. I love it,

Might as well start this show, considering my sleep schedule is FUCKERED. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

“My dog’s friendly, he doesn’t bite!” Your friend’s dog:

Jurassic Conglomeration, coming to theaters, soon.

Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door. Fire Pro: Forbidden Door.

Okay, call me a teetotaler, but I think there’s some incredibly insidious vibes about wrestlers being used for booze advertising. Especially given wrestling’s proximity to a younger audience. Like, yeah, Austin drank, but he never specifically said “Ima pop open a smooth refreshing Busch”

Babes that aspire to be in that Chuck Taylor list. “No Gimmicks Needed” Steve The Samurai and “Hardwood” Rich Mahogany wouldn’t step foot in NXT.

twitch.tv/LouChadore Day off, so I’m deciding to start a new FFX save. I’m bored. You’re presumably bored. Watch me yall into the wind for hours!

I don’t think without watching at the time, you can understand how BIG Rey coming in for LU was. We all thought he was as washed as he could be, and then he puts in some of the best work of his career in the temple. #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

Wait. That voice. I FORGOT HE COMES IN. #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

Puma-Gon wins! Penta gets the stolen win! Now, Puma and Penta going to blows! Puma gets out of the Arn breaker, and we have a standoff leading to next week! #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

The Disciples of Death are the perfect team of putties for this role #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

Vampiro: “I am not talking about Pentagon, don’t write that I’m talking about Pentagon.” And Puma with a SPRINGBOARD shooter onto the pile! #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

The Skele-Tones vs Pentagon Jr, and The Prince Formerly Known as Puma! #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

LA MERA MERA #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

I love that LU wasn't afraid to have a guy lose his debut & I think the way it's framed as an "underground fight club" really helps with that because it makes sense that even a big name guy coming in for the first time can lose to someone who's been here #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

MACK SNATCHES PJ MID AID WITH A STUNNER GOLLLLLLLYYYYYY #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty

#Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty Down the list of people I would want to take Chops from, Willie ISNT one. Willie one stopped Roderick Strong with a chop that had him HEATED. THATS a fucking chop.

In LU lore, I’m only imagining a lot of these guys are from the seedy underbelly of California, and are probably known around town. Like, toughest guy in Letterkenny type stuff lmfao #Vundacast 🤼 #LuchaUnderground #WatchParty