GET YOUR FUCKASS SON, MENARD.

CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME JOKERS TO THE RIGHT iT'S PITCH BLACK YOU'LL GET EATEN BY A GRUE EXIST ARE NORTH, WEST, AND DENNIS >_

I got my friend into wrestling via The Golden Lovers story arc, now CMLL is making my job incredibly easy for me going forward.

Ive just finished a successful Underworld run in Hades 2. I am VIBRATING RIGHT NOW. I NEED someone to talk to about this.

And now, a word on current events from Moné other than Jesse, The Body, Ventura! Take it away, Jesse! #AEW

Her hood side:

By the way. The full release of Hades 2 just dropped, so in addition to wrestling, I’m gonna be fucking insufferable about this game for the foreseeable.

bluefacts.app/profile/louc... Well, looks like I’m gaining traction. Time to start a “grifting” podcast about “wrestling tribalism” and “”””””Chuck Taylor”””” I’ll take my gift basket in the mail

The show feels sincere when guys like Orange, Eddie, Jurassic Express, etc are around. The day ones will always have a seat at the table, and I think in terms of wrestling, as a fan, seeing wrestlers not get relegated downward is valuable.

#AEWDynamite🤼 While I’m still buzzing from the show, lemme take the time to throw some appreciation for how they’ve rehabilitated the Death Riders. I used to hear the riff and I’d go “ah here now with this again” to the music hitting and me legitimately feeling..worried? Distressed? Remarkable.

Stat and Willow both standing up to toxic bald men. #AEW

TELL THEM HATERS I SAID…. 🤼

(Chuckles) “I’m in danger!”

I think we all realize how good Kris Statlander is, but she doesn't get nearly enough credit for how seamlessly she reinvented her in-ring style after her knee injuries. She made the high flyer -> asskicker transition look easy in ways that only absolute legends like Jushin Thunder Liger had before.

THATS WORD TO CHUCK TAYLOR, YA HEARD? 🤼

RAHHHHAHAHAHAAAAA #AEWDynamite🤼

#AEWDynamite🤼 AEW just knows how to play with my emotions, because when the Death Rider’s music started, I LEGIT GOT SO FUCKING NERVOUS. Like, pit in my stomach, and then our intergalactic queen SHOWING THEM WHAT THE FUCK IS UP Also DARBY PACKING MAD HEAT WOTH A FLAMETHROWER. I LOVE THIS SHIT.

DARBY PACKING HEAT #AEWDynamite🤼

YES FUCK YEAAAAAHH FUCK YOU DEATH ASSHOLES DONT YOU FUCK WITH THE WRATHLANDERS #AEWDynamite🤼

Ive got a bad feeling about this. HARLEY GET OUTTA THERE #AEWDynamite🤼

AEW WOMENS TAG TITLES CONFIRRRRMED #AEWDynamite🤼

Tony Khan presents: AEW Direct (as he wheels out a projector keynote detailing every announcement, with ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL) #AEWDynamite🤼

Hangman coming out like “GODDAMN SON HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TEACH THESE DEATHRIDERS?!” #AEWDynamite🤼

Forgotten in all of this Claudio Castignoli is a fucking FREAK of nature. #AEWDynamite

Sign in the front that says “AEW Needs Britt Baker” #AEWDynamite🤼

Here comes our favorite knife wielding paleontologist, Jack Perry! Jurassic Express back next week! #AEWDynamite

That match fucking RULED. Goddamn this shit was high octane from the GET. AND HERE IS KYLE FLETCHLIGHRS, RISE IF YOU WILL #AEWDynamite🤼

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky #aew 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite🤼 (Seriously though, ITS MY ARTSY ORANGE BOI, HANG HIM IN IN THE LOURVE)

EVERYONE SHUP ES HECHICERO #AEWDynamite🤼

Maxwell is locked the fuck in, on one his best promos in YEARS. #AEWDynamite🤼

Paging @unseenbox.bsky.social Major MJF crash out INCOMING #AEWDynamite🤼

Willow Nightingale brave as 20 men confronting FTR introducing Beth Copeland as a trailblazer for Women’s Wrestling in the 2000s 💖 #AEWDynamite

DOOT DOOT DOO JETSPEED #AEWDynamite🤼

Wait. Wild thought, FTR VS WILLOW AND BETH PLZ TONY HANDS AND KNEES B E G G I N #AEWDynamite🤼

WILLOW KILL THEM POWERBOMB OFF THE STAGE “ACCIDENTALLY” BIG STYLE TAKE THEM TO HELLLLLL #AEWDynamite🤼

Tony Shiavone: “My opinion means nothing, but FUCK YOU FTR FUUUUUCK YOU” #AEWDynamite🤼

#AEWDynamite🤼 Interesting thought: has Moriarty and ZSJ happened yet? If not, manifesting that into existence. Anyway, Lee did his dirt tonight. Bell clap reversal into the octopus hold isn’t anything I would’ve thought of, but goddamn. Amazing showing by Lee.

#AEWDynamite🤼 Moriarty is an absolute scientist in that ring, and it’s super interesting to see that style against Hanger. Place is gonna start going UP when they get to throwing bombs.

Kris and Harley vs Penelope and Bunny WHEN?!? #AEWDynamite🤼

plz plz be a misdirect PLZ JEFFERSON STARSHIP

@theleemoriarty.bsky.social SHOW THEM WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, LEE GIVE THE COWBOY HELL. #AEWDynamite🤼

Mark Briscoe needs to release a legit, physical, word of the day desk calendar #AEWDynamite🤼

Gates of Agony having a banner week. They showed OUT tonight #AEWDynamite🤼

Toa Liona is built different because I couldn’t no sell a lucha chest chopif I tried #AEWDynamite🤼

GOA GATES OF ANGUS BECAUSE DAS SOME BEEEEF #AEWDynamite

Give ‘em hell, tonight, Lee. #AEW