Or maybe the last half hour is just them making out? 🤔

Live your life so that if people hear you were bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider, they don’t immediately cheer for the spider

For all the studious, self-serious, resource-sucking attention on every utterance from the president, I'm surprised this one very unique, very consistent tic of his hasn't had more attention: www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

The guy who incited a violent insurrection against the Capitol wants you to know he thinks political rhetoric has gone too far.

There are things that are very hard for me to understand. He could simply pay the tax and he would be left with about $260 Billion in wealth. More than any single human could every possibly spend across any number of lifespans. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/u...

what exactly is the challenge, he’s at 30% approval and 7 months away from being completely neutered, tell him to fuck off and reap good will

I refuse to be tone policed by fascists

remember when they were big mad about obamacare death panels

just learned that A Novel Idea, an indie bookstore in Guthrie, Oklahoma, has been targeted with vandalism and death threats by local chuds. Maybe consider showing them some love if you're looking to order books! anovelideabookshop.org?srsltid=AfmB...

The dot. #belzebubs #webcomics #comic #cats

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

how much money does the marine corps lose

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Trump has not “given” the USPS special control over mail ballots because that is not a thing that is his to give. PLEASE STOP PRETENDING THAT THE CARNIVAL BARKER HAS MAGIC POWERS JUST BECAUSE HE SAYS HE HAS MAGIC POWERS.

Books should take forever to write. They should torture you your entire life and the things you could have said slightly better should haunt you forever. This is what art is for, transferring the discomfort of being human into something relatable to the other humans

I mean there it is.

Mayor Spencer needs to pull the plug on the #ArmoryDataCenter Just like Lyda pulled the plug on the airport privatization scam in 2019.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

everything is so stupid

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

fic writers breathe new life into the source, exploring what-ifs, missing moments, and deeper emotions beyond canon through character studies, worldbuilding, and full narratives. the amount of imagination and heart invested, just for the joy of sharing, deserves MUCH more credit than y'all give.

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

just can’t imagine why there’s a male loneliness epidemic

I hate that entire groups are being prevented from existing in mainstream art because of roughly 200 shrill lunatics who can't be normal about anything.

Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.

When people tell you who they are for the four hundred millionth time, believe them. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

he’s so close to getting it

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Medicare for All would save $450B a year. Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity. Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall. It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

UCLA said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is backing off. Harvard said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is left sputtering. Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern giving in was a big mistake. If only there were lessons against appeasing fascists.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I hope France, Germany, the UK, Norway and Sweden defeat the US so thoroughly that we’re left with nothing but universal healthcare and harsh environmental regulations afterward