What's y'alls favorite swype keyboard for iOS? Swiftkey decided it was time for me to choose a different one.

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

"It's hard to believe that it would take two centuries for the Lord to raise up a great man to bring that ballroom finally to stand where it needs to stand." A real thing that was said, without shame, at a Christian prayer rally.

Jason, Kimberly, Zack, Billy, Trini, and Tommy.

Somebody on Drake's PR team actually works for Kendrick

I would say bike to work day was a success

I don't know if I'll ever be able to explain to my co-workers what has me laughing so fucking hard right now.

This boy is just not dealing with your bullshit today

The bride is always the centaur of attention at a wedding

THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...

People regularly attempt to murder people with a dangerous weapon and because it's a car it's framed as impatience or annoyance, instead of the deeply dangerous, violent behavior that it is.

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

They're unironically doing free marketing for those games, and don't even realize it.

PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) is now PMOS (polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome). The name change follows a multiyear process stemming from a recognition that ovarian cysts aren't the primary aspect of the condition, which affects multiple body systems, and many patients don't have them.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

I must have watched this 15 times now with no sign of slowing down

I guess he preferred to be on Road Rules over Real World.

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Vaccine Vacca = Cow Vaccinus = From a Cow Comment 'moo' to say thank you to cows.

what’s extra fun about this is that everyone forgets Zendaya’s performance of 24K Magic right before it and it was stunning! would easily have won most episodes of the show and then Tom came out and did… that

People fucking LOVE fantasizing about getting to straight up murder a child

I've always seen Idle cops in DC, but starting about a year ago there's always at least a dozen cops sitting with their lights on doing absolutely nothing at every major intersection by the white house. It's fucking infuriating.

Y'all, I'm all for people being outdoorsy and sharing the road. But for your own safety, please try not to drive a car on a single lane road, which is undergoing exhaustive road work, with no car-only lane, in rush-hour traffic.

I'm reminded of an debate between two uncles I overheard as a child. One argued the # in a "#-pointer" deer referred to the number on one side, while the other insisted you added both sides together. Both agreed the little nubby bit near the bottom of the antler did not count as a point.

“Have you seen the world? I promise you, if you think that I’m on some kind of agenda, then I’m really shitty at it because nothing has gone in the direction that I had hoped. I mean, nothing for 25 years.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

Mark Zuckerberg built a massive data center in Georgia just hundreds of yards from people’s homes. Now the water pressure is gone. Sinks don’t run. Toilets won’t refill. Homes shake nonstop. Power outages are routine.

This article is an absolute masterclass in how to write an article debunking misinformation without platforming the misinformation one iota

potatoes are fun because theyre a great staple food until you leave them in a corner for 3 weeks and then they suddenly become 2500 points worth of tyranids

In the DS9 episode Take Me Out to the Holosuite, they made Rom left handed because his actor, Max Grodenchik, played baseball in college and in the minor leagues. He couldn't make his body play baseball badly, so they had him play with his off hand so Rom could be convincingly bad at the game.

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

In Hot Fuzz, Simon Pegg originally had a woman love interest, but they cut the character and gave many of her lines to Nick Frost's character. If some of the scenes seem unusually bromancy, there's a reason why.

I played the demo a few months back and loved it. Excited for the full release!

Morning

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

Real Talk: I recently converted an older computer to Linux and it was easier than I expected and the experience was actually kinda nice. Last weekend my main gaming computer mobo failed and took my SSD with it, so I had to reinstall Windows and it was 10x more painful that Linux.

If you are a photographer in Pittsburgh PA who is part of the LGBTQIA+ community pls DM me if you would like to submit work to a local gallery

the voting rights act actually worked, which is why the conservative legal movement immediately went to work on dismantling it this has been the focus of john roberts' entire legal career

Personally love how they sleep

“tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow”—shakespeare dejectedly moving things around in his diary after forgetting to take his adhd meds