Damn Jeff Gerstmann really SHOULD make fucked up infowars style fucked up videos about videogames for The Onion Infowars. Hell let’s get him on On Live

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Achewood ass ad

Dogg when I am hungry and click the “about” page on the website of a new sub shop I am NOT looking for a full screen CEO portrait and then 4 paragraphs about how said CEO has leveraged business insight to sell sandwiches while also “modernizing systems” and receiving Vague CEO Awards

Resounding victory for wordcels. Good job encoding all your shape rotations in tokenizeable natural language, dummies. Your puny mathematics exist as a low-dimension subspace inside the machine that generates infinite reddit posts

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring (1998 / Arcade, PS1)

American guy: “Hon hon hon.” Haha. “Oui, le baguette.” lol. Nah, nah. It’s all in good fun. French guy: Haha. “Ooh, I love to buy Funko Poppe and 326 dolleure gas at ‘obby Lobby.”

creepy corridors, back cover, vic-20 (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/55566/c...

I am never forgetting at the first anime con I ever went to in like 2007, there was someone selling a print of Light and L from Death Note naked and dramatically reaching toward each other across a flower and the artist put a big sticky note on it that said "NOT YAOI - SYMBOLISM"

Artemis II astronauts solemnly report sighting the bones, cane of Scrooge McDuck

Okey Dokey Literature Club

Austin Powers and Hisoka are so similar. Both are sexually inappropriate in a work context, but are nearly peerless and exhibit an incredible amount of Mojo (or “Nen” as it’s also known as).

*slaps you* that's for making me worry! *inflates you, making you big and round* and that's.. for saving my life

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I don’t care if blue sky’s overall post and interaction metrics are down or up. I don’t care what that implies about the health of the app. I’m on here to read posts from people I want to see posting. I cut my teeth on a tamagotchi fan page in 1998 when I was 9. There were like 20 people on there.

> *vinyl scratch sound* > YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO > *ornithopter flyby* > 101.19 > *explosion* > ARRAKIS FM > *thumper sound* > WHERE WE ONLY PLAY THE SPICIEST TUNES > *sandworm sound* > *sardaukar chanting* > THIS AIN'T YOUR REVEREND MOTHER'S STATION > *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

the funniest tweet ever was from like 2008 when it was still almost entirely tech people talking about their lunches and I saw one guy say he'd just given a really bad pitch meeting and so he was going to go huff air duster for the rest of the day

death-cult president visibly decomposing on stage during a primetime national address ron paul funeral city, 350 million dead

happy 20th anniversary

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what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Sometimes when i check old files to do clean up and maintenance i find some random gems i had forgotten about.

MY BEST FRIENDS: ST. ANDREW JOGAKUEN HEN

My local industrial gas supplier also wanted people to know this recently

doctor: i'm afraid you have IBS. it's because you didn't drink 12 glasses of water out of one big ass water bottle every day

Gene Wolfe

REFRAIN LOVE

super power

Anyways I’m endlessdyl on neko maison add me if you were friends with me 13 years ago on a different website or are friends of one of those people who are also my friend now

Good morning

Take the Meat Out To Defrost Before I Get Home

Rayas reputation for exclusivity is kind of bullshit compared to peach when you think about it. Prove that you are hot enough and have enough followers on ig to be granted the chance to have the guy who played Turtle from Entourage message you “wanna toucuh my log” every time he’s in town

Facebook has decided that I am part of a Heroes of Might and Magic 3 community that is mostly just Eastern European dudes posting pictures of themselves playing the game with a mix of depression meals and elaborate Slavic spreads paired with a single beer.

I think about this achewood comic a lot! Probably in the top 15 of achewood comics I think about all the time. Very funny description of the tv show Friends PLUS it reminds me of the half decade in the 2000s where apple’s QuickTime webpage was THE spot for viewing upcoming movie trailers online.

Reading the news today

they're underfed? well, that's no good. who normally derfs them?

I've been playing Dragon Quest 3 (HD-Remake) and I came to a point where I needed to make a merchant to send off for the main story and I just kind of made a guy called "Fat Chud" thinking this would be of no consequence. Immediately I'm faced with the consequence of my actions

Bart's Revenge