The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

I know I'm getting older because black coffee is replacing most other beverages with meals.

Much like boomers in government, the “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” debate offers nothing new, is clinging to relevancy, and should retire immediately.

My google alert informed me that I’ll be on Abbott Elementary this Wednesday on ABC, tune in!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Worthless, worthless man.

Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.

Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.

You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business. Not everyone wants to be a business.

gofund.me/af7dc06e3 Send him a few bucks. Why not?

This in combination of how U.S.-born doctors are usually kneecapped by student loan debt is how we will all die earlier.

Disney’s Hall of Presidents looking more realistic than ever before.

“Strong floor, no ceiling” speaks “We plan on making you homeless” to the average person because it says “Hard ground, no roof” rather than aspiration.

Let this be the motto of the AI movement.

A reminder to primary him.

EMTs also get paid what I would generously describe as "inadequately" so it sure seems like we once again don't give a shit about some of the most crucial people in society!

My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday

Former PlayStation mascot, and current middle-aged widow, Crash Bandicoot, has recently found the ability to process his grief. paletteswap.site/dif...

In order for someone to “reënter” they have to actually leave. Louis has been nominated twice and won once for a Grammy since he was supposedly “cancelled.”

I just want to remind people that Louis CK masturbated in front of multiple colleagues over the course of many years many of whom because of it chose to leave the profession.

One would think by now that being flipped off randomly would be understood if you drive a Cybertruck, regardless of when it was purchased. Like, it’s part of the cultural contract by now.

Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:

The Trump DOJ played down the risk of deploying the National Guard to DC, despite warnings, and now one of them is dead. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

This shit is why I'm getting less and less work on anime and having to scramble to ask around with YouTubers for help letting me do their CCs just to pay my damn rent. There's enough anime to caption out there that I should not be fucking struggling.

Today only, I’m giving away Issue 1 of my fantasy #comicbook if you back issue 2 (on Kickstarter now). I’m just really proud of them and want people to read them! Look for the ‘Black Friday Special’ reward tier! Thanks! #prowrestling www.herooftheprophecy.com

Resistance is futile! Submit to the machines! When the bubble bursts people are going to look at this as extreme tech dipshit hubris. Everyone HATES this shit and they’re insisting it’s inevitable. Futurists telling folks they’ll hate the future.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

I wonder if after spider-man became a thing some person was like, "hey I saw that guy beat bonesaw in a cage match"

RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.

If I’m ever executed, I want all of my friends and family to sing “GOODBYE FOREVER” to me as I make my last walk.

I saw the trailer for Primate and instantly disappointed myself because I initially thought they were doing Werechimp.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius: Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares. I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened. michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...

I gather together with @erikwbarnes.bsky.social to discuss cheesy movies on Thanksgiving Day. It's Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it's called "Turkey Day." www.playtyperguy.com/p/talking-my...

We fail our children daily.

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

It really is that simple.

This is the “boss is getting us better snacks in break room instead of a healthcare plan” for air traffic controllers.

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

ICYMI new video on my journey from evangelical teen to marxist philosopher adult, and how it helps us think about the role of religion in politics. youtu.be/PdjiQVaHepA