Put the Defenders in SECRET WARS you cowards.

Inject it into my veins.

I regret to inform you that in the year of our lord 2026 that the MARIO BROS movie from 1993 is still the best MARIO BROS movie and it’s not even particularly close.

Matt Murdock is back again...again! @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN's second season! Plus, new MOANA and HARRY POTTER trailers! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M66...

This week on @onlystupidanswers.bsky.social, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss where #DaredevilBornAgain fits within the New York #MCU timeline between #Thunderbolts and #SpiderManBrandNewDay! Plus, new #Moana and #HarryPotter trailers! youtu.be/5M660sjuZh4?...

The new SUPERMAN/SPIDER-MAN crossover is basically perfect. No notes.

Don't tease me like this.

The new HARRY POTTER show exists solely to make us disappointed in some beloved British character actors.

I needed this.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

PRIMAL is a goddamn masterpiece.

Why do they all look like C-list Batman villains? Egghead over there in the upper right corner is not fooling anyone.

Hey everyone @djtalkstrash.bsky.social had me on for a podcast and I think you are gonna like it www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4sK...

Superman is god as Marvel prepares for Armageddon. @capedjoel.bsky.social stops by to update @djtalkstrash.bsky.social on the latest major superhero events at Marvel and DC! www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4sK...

HOPPERS good.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

"We did that Axis of Evil shit once before and it didn't work out so great. We ain't doing it again." - Germany

Hail Mary, full of Gosling, the Lord and Miller is with thee. @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss the latest sci-fi epic from Andy Weir, adapted by Drew Goddard and the INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE duo Phil Lord and Chris Miller! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn--...

"Iran's military capability is 100% destroyed... Besides all the mines and missiles and drones they still have. Anyway, our enemy is totally decapitated... But I really need China, France, Japan, South Korea, or the UK to start answering my calls."

“I’ve figured out the perfect 4D chess strategy. Every turn I’ll just throw another piece at my opponent and shout, ‘Your move!’ It’s crazy none of these simpletons have ever conceived of it before.” “Won’t you just run out of pieces faster?” … … … “Your move!!!”

Do you think Trump could even point out the Strait of Hormuz on a map?

Well, it's not like there's a war going on or anything. What else are they gonna do with their time?

Sony might be ready to start over with their expanded Spider-Verse! Plus, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss the first official look at the new LANTERNS show featuring Kyle Chandler as Hal Jordan and Aaron Pierre as John Stewart! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qndu...

“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein

The war crimes will continue until morale improves.

i bring this up periodically but goddamn is it easy being a dude. so little is expected of us. you can coast and people will treat you like a champion

KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS is a major hit! So, what's next for GoT? Speaking of HBO and their parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss the latest in the bidding war between Paramount and Netflix! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCo0...

Don’t worry gang. Congress will get right on voting for a War Powers Resolution the second their break is over in 2 to 28 years.

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

Chuck Schumer when he hears Israel and the US are bombing school children in Iran.

But officer, we had to “preemptively strike” the dollar store because they said that they would call the cops if we kept sneaking hits from their helium tank, and your presence here proves our concerns were well founded.

Ben Shapiro producing a Jonathan Majors action movie

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

This is the sort of situation the phrase, "Out of the frying pan, into the fire," was created to describe.

THE TERMINATOR did not adequately prepare us for how belligerently stupid Judgement Day would be.

We live in an embarrassing dystopia.

Rumors have been swirling about what to expect from SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, the latest adventure in Tom Holland's MCU aligned web-slinging saga, like... who will be the main villain? @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh2X...

Today on this episode of @onlystupidanswers.bsky.social, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social dive into who will be the main villain in the upcoming #SpiderManBrandNewDay! Plus, trailers for #ToyStory5, #TheMandalorianandGrogu, and #SpiderNoir! youtu.be/gh2Xv7fF8Jw?...

By this same byzantine logic all of that energy to "train" a human...would be ADDED to the creation of AI. AI does not exist in a vacuum. You don't get to compare the energy consumption of your slop machine to the "widespread evolution" of humanity and call it a wash you dead-eyed weirdo.

when the AI bubble bursts i think everyone should get one free shot at this idiot’s dumb face

Literal desperation.

WONDER MAN is being praised as one of the best Marvel TV Shows ever! That got @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social thinking, what other truly great shows are part of the MCU? We asked the fans to find out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2W...

Happy Presidents Day

On this week's @onlystupidanswers.bsky.social episode, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social on where #WonderMan would stack against #DaredevilBornAgain, #WandaVision, and #Loki among best #MCU shows? Does #SheHulk or #AgentsofSHIELD even make the cut? youtu.be/Ag2WUuIlwT0?...

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.