Welp, this'll take a bit. In the tune of elevator music, I think: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

we're still inventing new shapes!! babies keep having to learn new shapes, and in this case WE'RE BABIES!! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

Wow what a great little fiction horror story *receives note from off screen* NON-fiction?????

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

help

Don't ask me why, but the cap reminded me of this x'D

happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.

Ferbruary #oldknees

i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration 🀄

Sorry I’ve already hacked into your left testicle

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

The store championship promo....YES!

Just hit the Gen Z/Gen Alpha with this meme and they’ll forever be skeptical of the military recrooters.

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

These two images of Chinese train driver Han Junjia were taken less than 30 years apart. Transformative change is possible when it is relentlessly pursued.

if you think about it skifree was the first vampire survivors

As long as there are no bears, the natural enemy of the libertarian.

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

I kinda went hard with this background Made with Clip Studio Paint + Toonboom Harmony #FF14 #FFXIV #LimsaLominsa

#3157 A helpful tutorial

lol

I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size

It's that time of the year again

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket

It's so funny that the Democrats can't even win over the fictional guys that Schumer bends over backwards to please. Even his imagination knows how impractical this approach is.

Keeping a mental tally of which Silksong bosses I think are gay. The answer, so far, is all of them.

I once did a really quick comic for a Batman Day zine.