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ah shit, I had swapped lambda and coreweave around to make the diagram more sane and forgot to move the super micro funding arrow from coreweave to lambda. fixed

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

Releasing some Patreon comics over the next few days.

The Big Apple (Fresno)

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Your own personal peaches A factory to make them cans a factory man

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

oh my god they're actually doing it

I think about this stock image a lot and how it presaged modern llms

I've been in this holding pattern where I wake up and immediately lose about 4-8lbs of water and most of the nutrition I consumed the previous day, so I get to spend the rest of the day drinking about 4-8lbs of water+electrolyte solution and "eating" (it's liquid) more food for my body to reject.

have we entertained the possibility that rfk's policies are motivated by his desire to create an unimaginably large buffet of more decomposing human bodies than he could ever hope to eat in a lifetime

a cool feature of my body is that it takes 2-4 days for me to get the equivalent of a "good night's sleep"

thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space

teaching my children that in the event they become lost they can trust any adult with a tattoo of a hot dog

He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.

On the night of August 30, 2025, Mayor Giuliani happened upon a woman drowning in a giant martini,

Yes after I had saved the orphans I went back to my car where I informed the cheering crowd that I was more legally sober than any man on earth, and drove away. That’s when the unfortunate event happened.

time travel to 2005 and tell yourself that in 20 years, the president is Donald Trump, he's threatening to invade Chicago, no one is 100% sure if he's actually even still alive, and the Governor of Illinois is on the internet asking if we're in a Weekend at Bernies situation.

David Brooks shines a light on the vast left-wing conspiracy to turn him into a morally and intellectually bankrupt buffoon through a sinister strategy of being correct about things, thereby forcing all right-thinking red-blooded Americans to adopt worse positions.

Hey look folks I don't want to bust anyone's bubble but just a reminder for those who don't follow all the fredo canon that I'm the actual devil (like from the Bible) and I haven't seen him yet

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

It's unclear what if anything might have Happened, but it's very pleasant seeing a glimpse of the vibes of an inevitable future

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses

Everyone on Bluesky believes the sun is the asshole of a god. It shits light upon us. They ask you if you believe this when you sign up for a Bluesky account, and if you say no, you are banned.

mrbeats

Relax and get some rest! Tomorrow is another long day of unimaginable, absurdist horrors

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

Until we give a crow adderall we will never know their full potential

oh Connecticut. my beautiful home state. you know I love you. but this is just a lie.

been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign

oh hey, it's the good chris cantwell

hypothetically, if fucking a dog meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections, i would ask how you know the causality of that relationship, because if you can't explain how it verifiably does+will work, i gotta be real with you, it just sounds like you're looking for permission to fuck a dog.

i’ve decided to stop pooping. it simply does not interest me any longer

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

born to clench tmj is a fuck grind them all I am jaw man 410,757,864,530 damaged teeth

hell yeah

(nodding) night corn

GUY HAVING A PANTS SHITTING DISASTER: this is NOT a pants shitting disaster, this is about filling up my trousers with as much poop as i accidentally can