this kind of page is why we can never let wikipedia die en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

As penance for my actions, please accept these words, which I think we all agree speak louder

excited to announce that larry summers has retained my services as a crisis management consultant and i've convinced him that the only way out of this situation is to write and perform a really heartfelt rap that apologizes for and explains his extensive email correspondence with jeffrey epstein

slump baked alone in an iron pan blanketed dough over peaches from a can

looked it up when I got home and apparently this is some kind of art space but between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating

one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

i appreciate how i can't think of a time when i knew who larry summers was and didn't think he was a piece of shit, and apparently my only mistake was that i didn't think he was a big enough piece of shit

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength

i love how onedrive just grabbed a bunch of random files off my computer like three years ago and every now and then it sends me an email like HERE ARE UR MEMORIES OF EDITS OF A STOCK PHOTO MAN VAPING REALLY HARD

sound up for this one please

Say what you will about Andrew Cuomo as a ghoulish, power hungry, socially repellent, disgraced sex pest, but since he said "disgraziato" in the debate, I've been having a lot of fun saying it. Maybe uhh that's the real election.

Found a guy on Threads

alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"

i like big trunks and i cannot lie you other travelers can't deny that when a shattered visage lies in the sand with a sneer of cold command you get sprung from the passions read from a hand mocked and heart fed that pedestal tried to warn me but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined

When I see a weird guy being pedantic, I sometimes like to annoy them by also being pedantic and dismissive because they seem to handle this worse than if I were just calling them names.

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

I feel like there's probably someone out there right now getting paid a lot of money to try to make Andrew Cuomo seem likeable and they have the perfect opportunity to convince him that he'll win if he starts wearing a fat suit with sweatpants like "focus groups love Schlubby Cuomo"

Chef Gruel might be the funniest title/name i've ever seen

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

horrible wet rasping voice: anti-autism is stored in the foreskin

Tony Shalhoub is Rudolph Otto in The Numinous

Pleased to announce I have invented the Cumbot9000, a machine that cums continuously 24/7. Philosophers have asked whether it is sentient, and their questions are answered by hearing its crudely digitized 8 bit moans of pleasure. If I do not receive $1 million I will crush it in a hydraulic press

itsa me, margio

If see, post bot

ah shit, I had swapped lambda and coreweave around to make the diagram more sane and forgot to move the super micro funding arrow from coreweave to lambda. fixed

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

Releasing some Patreon comics over the next few days.

The Big Apple (Fresno)

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Your own personal peaches A factory to make them cans a factory man

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

oh my god they're actually doing it

I think about this stock image a lot and how it presaged modern llms

I've been in this holding pattern where I wake up and immediately lose about 4-8lbs of water and most of the nutrition I consumed the previous day, so I get to spend the rest of the day drinking about 4-8lbs of water+electrolyte solution and "eating" (it's liquid) more food for my body to reject.