i present to you, my fellow ui/ux designers, this absolute masterpiece from my hotel room

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

REASONS COBRA IS PREFERABLE TO YOUR CURRENT GOVERNMENT: - WE DO NOT TEAR GAS RIOTERS. WE SIMPLY TOSS YOU IN THE BATTLE ARENA. - EVERYBODY GETS THE SAME HEALTHCARE PLAN: FIGHTING IN THE BATTLE ARENA FOR WHO GETS TREATED. - OUR SECRET ISLANDS CONTAIN ONLY ANCIENT TEMPLES & BATTLE ARENAS.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Mordor she wrote #LibraryShelfieDay

There is no justice. There is just us.

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

This isn’t really a spoiler, but in Starfleet Academy episode 2, my favourite Easter egg is only visible if you put the subtitles on. There is an exocomp that talks and its name is Almond Basket, following on from Peanut Hamper from Lower Decks. #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrekStarfleetAcademy

Absolutely losing my damn mind laughing at how many women this 70s Vogue diet guide had completely blasted and ripping the gnarliest egg parts 24/7.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

Art by Cliff Chiang

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

Just read a comment that Person of Interest should be remade because it's more relevant in the present day and now I want to shrivel into dust. It came out five minutes ago!

Well "Bat" was always in the name. Meet Bruce, from the House of Wayne #batleth #Batman #StarTrek #Klingon

Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

BREAKING: Scrooge McDuck is requesting government support to help guarantee his money pit is sufficiently deep for him to dive into and swim laps.

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

My wife and I rode this giant steampunk elephant in Nantes France two weeks ago

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.”

incroyable

The animating purpose of representative democracy is to protect the rest of us from the whims of insane rich people, be they kings or oligarchs. The rest is wainscoting.

I'm not sure why people want to be raptored, but nostalgia is weird like that.

The Mandrake the Magician Sunday strip from September 6, 1959.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.