Y'know, never once in the movie Equilibrium is it stated that this is Earth. This movie feels INCREDIBLY Firefly 'Verse-coded, down to the populace being controlled by chemicals.

G'morning, y'all! Proof of life and whatnot.

If you, like me, have been agonizing over the Epstein files for years now, waiting for these heinous criminals to just get off Scot free, well, you've probably wished that your could just get your hands on those files yourself. Wait no longer. github.com/yung-megafon...

You took Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek but you let the Turtle go AGAIN?!? You know he's not ACTUALLY a real turtle, right? We just call him that for funsies, you can take him any time you want, no one will mind!

I got attacked by a pitbull last week. It didn't bite me, but it head-butted me in my broken back twice and re-ruptured the busted disc. Everything is agony now. And the dog's owner is treating me like I'm in the wrong. FOR GIVING HER GRACE. FOR SHOWING HER DANGEROUS PIT MERCY. I hate it here.

If you watch nothing else today, this week.

>Dick Cheney wasn't in the Epstein Files >He did all that for the love of the game

Ever since about 2003 when Hot Topic and Myspace and LiveJournal and DeviantArt went online there's been this pervasive TSUNAMI of mental illness OCs online, each of them Tim Burtoney and twee and cinnamon rolley and God DAMN IT, is that not what mental illness is.

Prediction for The Pitt: the little kid that put the beads up his nose has encephalitis and when Brown Nose popped the beads out he exposed himself. That's why he screwed up with the glass shard and why other doctors are also starting to feel sweaty and anxious. It's spreading.

Pretty fucked up that every time one of us said "we want equality" they gave us a purity test to see if they could lump us in with "white passing" as if white was the metric for equality and not equality itself I'm Irish, damn it I remember you called us dirty

Here's my pitch for Sinners 2: the twins' cousins Woke and Wack (both deftly played by Hannibal Burress) show up for revenge in a bluesy retelling of the Song of Solomon, this time with all the Draculas you can shake a stick at.

RIP Chromebook You weren't the best, but you lasted about a third the length of my other laptops

The silver lining with Jared Leto as Skeletor is he loves method acting. Does anyone know if Johnny Depp still has any of that magic face melting acid from his Fear and Loathing days? Jared has need of a bit of it.

And now the moment we've all been waiting for: the actual legit groundwork for imposing summary execution in the street if we don't, say, say a certain party slogan or give a visual sign of party support of some sort like a salute or an item of clothing.

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The only thing that can stop a bad gun is 30-50 feral guns

It doesn't even make sense wtf is wrong with them

So the new Predator movie is totally Disney's retcon prequel to the origins of the Yuzhon Vong, right? (No spoilers, he only just acquired the monkey critter)

I've watched more Wars than Trek across my whole 30+ years of life. More wars movies and tv shows. But as a Space Fiction enjoyer and after only 3 episodes of DS9, I must declare a side: Star Trek is the better series

the battery life on my remarkable has decreased over time

So either Una or La'an is going to be the one that ends up taking Pike's place getting horribly burned by radiation at the end of Strange New Worlds, I can't be the only one that sees what they've set up here, right? If it's La'an, we get our Wrath of Khan/Spock mirror. Una would just regenerate.

So if Star Trek represents the Cold War, and TNG is the formation of the UN, and DS9 is clearly Korea/Vietnam, then Voyager would be T.E. Lawrence being whooshed away in the desert and going native on behalf of Royal Brittania. Maybe that's why Disco didn't work as well. No historical analogue.

Me: wow, season 1 of The Pitt was intense. I bet season 2 is gonna start off with fireworks because it's the fourth of July. The Pitt season 2: cuts a guy in half with a pair of scissors, pumps blood all over the floor Me: fireworks

LMAO No you don't mess around with Jim

No thing of worth was ever created without first bulldozing something in its way. Even YHWH had only one universe in him. He had a do-over between the first and second verse and ANOTHER one three chapters later. It happens to the best of us and then it happens to the rest of us. Alchemy.

Did Napoleon write this?

Having only just come online a couple weeks ago myself, this is all horseshit m.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2p...

I mean they wouldn't keep your feet warm but as far as merch goes, I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Here's the thing: when Grandpa gets online in the middle of the night to threaten a sovereign nation because he got snubbed for a participation trophy, that's a red flag. Him expecting the US armed forces to back him is another one.

All I'll say on this subject to any religious friends in the crowd is, take a breath, put some cool water on your neck and shoulders, and remember the book was basically written in cold reading format. It's applicable to ANY and ALL despots. It's not the end times. Please be cool right now, y'all.

REAL TALK: thank god for the Black Panthers whenever I see photos of them out as a show of force against these goons, I feel hopeful and uplifted 🙏

Who's got ten fingers and the intro to their first novel written? docs.google.com/document/d/1...

But seriously, how is that email not immediate grounds for the military entering the presidential residence or wherever he's sitting, pulling him out of his chair, and handcuffing him? That was a direct threat from one man to a country at the highest level of sensitivity.

My "Leave Greenland Alone" skeet is less than ten hours old Darn it, Apollo, I'm going to pop your dodgeball

I can't be certain, but this looks to be a member of Ensign Syl's species! If so, that's AWESOME! KelvinVerse acknowledgement in mainline continuity! Also, nice choice of duet; the lyrics are about children wanting to make their parents proud.

"Leave Greenland Alone." "You're acting like we're Russia or something, who was very unfairly treated I might add. We're just going to send in a delegation to discuss this." *Kicks delegation out* *Sends troops in* *Kicks troops out* "You're being so nasty right now! This is for your own good!"

A day out at Balboa Park. Interestingly enough, wearing wizard robes is the same as wearing plain clothes. No one sees you or says anything. No, I take that back. Very small children seem to take up the slack.

Never let a first year design your logo

Just do me one favor, Alex Kurtzman. Don't cast live action roles for the Protostar crew, bring back the Voyager crew, have a whole live action reunion that is beyond our wildest dreams, only to have it be a flashback of The Doctor on the day of the Burn as everyone unceremoniously explodes.

I love how, just as Prodigy was a stealth Voyager sequel, so Starfleet Academy is pulling the threads that Prodigy left dangling as it was unfairly ripped from renewal on the networks. As Chancellor Ake says, the Federation is a tapestry, and I'm glad that Prodigy is being woven back in again.

KAZON classmate???? Also, the Batazoid delegation's music is, unless my ears are deceiving me, a riff on one of James Horner's scores. Wrath of Khan, perhaps?

Don't think for one SECOND that the audience missed that those shuttles did a modified Kolvoord Starburst to create that Delta over the academy. Starfleet Academy is every bit as great as Strange New Worlds.

FERENGI CLASSMATE FERENGI CLASSMATE FERENGI CLASSMATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The fact that I've been ace for almost a decade has in no way stopped anyone else from wanting to jump MY bones, ESPECIALLY once I start waxing galactic.

Y'all. I live in a Hobbit smial. What better place for a wizard than among a bunch of admirable Tooks, Chubs, Grubbs, Bracegirdles, Boffins, Bolgers, and Proudfoots?

Aaaaannnd weeeeee wiiiiillllll all go together when we go Every he and she and they and them, although, When they finally push the button We'll all look like well done mutton So those pronouns will be up for grabs ya know