Can't wait until he adds "not agreeing with me and letting me have my way is a sign of terrorism" to on that list www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

Getting older is a series of slapstick indignities revolving around scat humor

@stanzipotenza.bsky.social said it best: "Unfortunately, freedom of speech was one of those seasonal flavors, but fret not, because Pumpkin Spice is back."

Sometimes you make a post and you know that the audience for it out there on the high seas must exist. You just have no clue how to explain the train of thoughts that went through your head when you created it, but you knew it had to be seen by someone who would sit up and point and say "THAT'S IT!"

In the annals of history, the invention of sliced bread is alongside the lightbulb for touchstone moments of civilization. While these two examples are fine indeed, I would celebrate also that lowly lab technician who figured out how to bond potpourri particles to airborne doo doo molecules.

NAILED IT

You think Shinzon, after his years of physical abuse and slavery, was then educated on his target, Picard, and thought to himself, that's what I should have become? That's what my voice could have sounded like before the forced labor in the mines... He's the Eliza Doolittle Picard prototype.

wow i just found out stephen miller looks like that cause all he eats ever since college is this one big turd, over and over again. yeah i guess he just fishes it out every time and immediately gulps it back down. which definitely sounds really bad for you. apparently he calls it his "power pellet"

The ending of the new Elder Scrolls game youtu.be/d-OncB8b0J4?...

I am my own worst enemy. I was up late last night optimizing my computer and I think I optimized away some foundational, lode-bearing memes and obscure installed freeware because this machine is running JANKY today. My poor robot child. What did I do to you in my frenzy.

I don't want to say that Disney is panicking right now because of news about their user base boycotting them over Kimmel, and I don't want to say anything negative about Star Wars, but here's the trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu, which was randomly rolled out on the following Monday morning

A big reason that a lot of us are enchanted by redheads is that they are, of course, descended from the fae, and our primitive mud DNA remembers what it was to worship them as our witch queens

I love that I grew up in the window of time that David Krumholtz was acting. The guy's been in every genre of movie for the last four decades, crushing Shakespeare alongside JGL when he was in college. I love getting jumpscared when he shows up, I know it's always going to be a great performance.

It's really heartbreaking to see Jon Stewart rise to speak truth to power in a monologue designed to highlight the level of fear all of us should feel right now, and yet very much capitulate, because he only stuck to safe topics for easy points: Trump's appearance.

Would you still love me if I was a lizard

Getting diagnosed as an adult is often a long battle. More of a siege, really. Hunker down, don't budge, see who blinks first. I do think that if I had been born when my daughter was, I would have been clocked in kindergarten.

Jon Stewart is hosting The Daily Show after Jimmy Kimmel's immediate firing for criticizing Kirk, Trump, and the government's continued refusal to release the Epstein files. If you think Jon Stewart isn't going to take advantage of the funniest opportunity ever, then you don't know Jon Stewart.

The Library of Congress has been pumping out video after video of author talks, perspective authors from all walks, sexes, creeds, and cultures. Subjects like the importance of understanding a particular voice or at least letting a voice speak without interrupting if you can't. m.youtube.com/@loc

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then, well, 👇🤷‍♂️

Jimmy Kimmel being sent to reeducation camp after his unfortunate boo boo the other night on the air

Anybody remember that scene from V For Vendetta where Stephen Fry does a comedy bit on his talk show and later that night the gestapo shows up and kicks his face in and black bags him and Natalie Portman gets her head shaved and is then thrown in a brain prison youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...

I decided to share an age appropriate sci-fi movie with my kiddo this evening. We sat down and looked through my collection of movies and, after the opening scene of Haley Joel Osment's AI proved to be too intense, settled happily into The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead.

This is batshit gonzo genre-blending Jon Waters level satire. I must share it with others. youtu.be/jDnN1PtlcSw?...

Je suis Charlie

Robert Redford's passing marks a great opportunity for film neophytes and aficionados alike to welcome All the President's Men into their lives. We need to admire the oh, so attractive cast, but even more importantly we have a reminder that there once were checks and balances and consequences.

Yessssss! Rare double achievement! www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

Fucken LMAO

Here's to the ones That told themselves they'd be part of the evolution Not understanding that most evolution just ends up as crude oil

What's that Tom Hanks movie where he's an astronaut and gets stranded in space and comes home and gets a job overseeing FedEx and gets stranded after a crash and then he goes on to become a pilot who landed a plane on the Hudson and then becomes a boat captain that gets waylaid by pirates Die Hard?

Matt Berry is the love child of all three members of Starbomb

youtu.be/HJdQ99lfWtE Please take the time to read the video's description. I could fit the entirety of my thoughts there as opposed to trying to break it up for Bluesky.

Some random-ass civilian from Michigan who works at Office Depot refused to print memorial flyers for Charlie Kirk... and is now being threatened with legal action by the United States Attorney General over it. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Marriages are out Starting an LLC with two fuck buds is in

I love that every obit piece about Robert Redford has at least one section about how goddamn handsome he was It is rare for someone to be so hot that every single respectful memorial of him, after passing at 89, has a dedicated "AND HE COULD *GET IT*" portion

The late, great Carrie Fisher once said of her motivation to do the chainmail bikini scenes, "Motivation? What? A big ugly slug put me in a bikini and I didn't like it, so I choked him to death. Next question." But today I'm here to talk a little about Red Sonja.

Me when I have to tell my boss I have a problem