I'm trying to watch Love Island. Is it possible I'm actually wrong and I'm not into men?

I actually found a sports bra that fits! And is cute!!! Omg!

Kevin O'Leary is making this data center thing so interesting to watch.

Only had to recut one.

I mean surely we're going to at least go with Sloth.

John Carpenter has the correct attitude towards sequels and remakes of his movies.

Apparently Lady Coworker has been trying to get him to let her put out a call for more volunteers and he said no. Soooo. Yeah. FAFO time.

Fml.

I forget that RFK is a Kennedy.

(I don't even like one piece.)

Happy Pride. Please reply with your favorite anthem. youtu.be/Cy1LdAaGASw?...

I'm ready to read you for straight filth.

Even one of Milli Vanilli isn't willing to play America 250. I don't want to believe we're in a simulation. But how far is too far?

I'm almost done with my cat embroidery... So I'm looking to order a new one because I'm too exhausted to think through the logistics of "turn the meep around" and God it's hard to find real patterns.

I was listening to the extra extra hot great Drunk Dave episode. And he was asking people to do sounds, like what does a panther sound like. And damn if I didn't wish I was there so I could have done the Pink Panther theme.

Now if only there was a party that could be there to meet them.

There are 1164 episodes of one piece. How does anyone have the time to get radicalized?

You know who isn't getting radicalized? Guys who do ships in a bottle. Embrace model-building and avoid the pitfalls of right-wing extremism

Iiiiits quilt show time, quilt show time.

Yearly reminder that June 28th is Mel Brooks' 100th birthday, so check before you mourn.

I woke up on the bitch side of the bed.

Kind of sad he's waxed smooth. youtu.be/jWzqcele1tY?...

My mom's watching a detective show that's a dog and a human. And I asked if the dog talks or narrated and she was so baffled.

Also, teachers .. be careful what you're saying in front of your students. Because I loved my Spanish teacher but when I look back at it and remember that she's where I got some of my mildly disordered eating tips? Yeah, kinda sucks.

The math teacher who refused to answer my questions because I would read in class. The chicken and the egg is really that I started to read because she refused to answer my questions.

Like I understand the desire to vote blue no matter who. But I genuinely believe we need to have standards. And I refuse to blame anyone who says "No. This is a step too far."

Awww. The ups guy specifically went out of his way to get us in the morning today. Which was so sweet because I'm not making it to past noon today.

Alex : “so the prize task, is to bring in something the Taskmaster should love” Greg : “Hello Oedipus, what have you brought in” Oedipus : “it’s your mum”. Rhod looks over fuming: “that was my plan as well”.

Odysseus: I remember thinking "wow Athena is helping me. I must be doing really good!"

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

I think I'm getting more autistic as I age. Textures of fabrics are becoming harder to endure. Last night every blanket was just driving me up a wall. I felt like the princess and the pea.

I apologize that you all have to see this, but I got no sleep so this is the level my humor is at today.

...what new things about Platner have I clearly missed? Because there seems to be more.

Sometimes... I do think more than one person can say something similar and not be stealing from another person.

NEWS: In September, the Washington Post fired me in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk killing. This week, after eight months, I'll be heading to arbitration against the Post to challenge my termination. karenattiah.substack.com/p/my-case-ag...

Happy we all still need pride.

Happy we all still need pride.

I appreciated that the moment I clicked on this a giant pop up offered to give me an AI summary of the article

Not a happy clip from a show .. but really resonating.

I just feel like Im being gaslit here: 11 years ago, when I was researching far right rhetoric to teach Race and Science, it was FULL of hatred for women. In 2016, my university was plastered with "anti-miscegenation" flyers attacking white women in interracial relationships. Also, women-hate.

10-15 years ago? Are you actually serious?

....uhh. we must live in two very different realities.

...Helen Lewis begging people to read Pratchett when she clearly didn't understand a God damned word of his.

I was going to do some cleaning today but Mother said no.

Loved.

So ... Because we have no news about T. Swift's wedding we're just making stuff up to be upset about?

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

AH never mind. They just went to a dance, and Elizabeth literally tells her sister, “You’re five times hotter than any girl here, and you’ve liked stupider men.” I’m in. I’m here for her.

I think Elizabeth is growing on me simply because these two old ladies are being so mean about her WALKING to see her sick sister!!! “Conceited independence,” holy shit go jump in a lake, aunties.