My mouth is writing checks my ass can’t cash, my ass is writing checks my dick can’t cash, my dick is writing checks my balls can’t cash, it’s a big damn mess.

a jury of my peers? 12 dumb bitches??

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

well well well if it isnt the blowjob brothers

Listening to French organ music (Charles Tournemire) in honor of today’s Louvre heist

They’re playing Prefab Sprout before the Addison Rae concert! (“Wild Horses”!!!) —Buddha

Seasonal depression hitting my brain when it goes below room temp

paramount theater, oakland, california, 1978

Consider the subtleness of the sea

It's disgusting abuse but also a weird self own to make someone kiss your flag as a form of torture/punishment. You're imbuing the symbol of your country with further revulsion, a swastification of your own supposed pride. An overt admission that your whole national culture is diseased and corrupt.

All thy unnamable imminglings float beneath me here

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

at last he loses his identity

the external difference between them is mainly observable in their heads

looking Normal, sir

simply irresistible

This is Chengdu Second Peoples Hospital we clown in this mf better take your sensitive ass back to the First People's Hospital of Chengdu

The bepenised goat

i’m sick and tired of being in rooms with the most incredible people i’ve ever met and knowing, deep down, all of us are dying younger than we ever deserve to.

Naked Snake: (yapping for hours about how cool Ché Guevara is and how giddy he is for someone to say they look kinda similar) Venom Snake: (quietly) "kaz can I please have my burger with no pickles..." Ocelot: "HE SAID NO PICKLES"

Naked Snake: First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version— Venom Snake: (Silently scrolling thru Mother Base staff to make sure the men are mandated to wear skimpy bathing suits)

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they will not fail to elucidate several most important, however intricate passages, in scenes hereafter to be painted

I've had this dream for more than a decade now.

Nobody in Security Concepts takes it seriously.

Welcome to hell.

@ryanadams.bsky.social Hi Ryan! We have talked in depth precisely once before but I was hoping to ask you something. Could you please follow me back so I can DM? Thank you. I apologize for the mystery, and promise I’ll tell all ASAP

I would die for my trans friends, they have done so much for me and brought so much irreplaceable beauty to this world, and I know I am not the only one

It’s so funny how they’re using “partner.” Obviously they don’t respect this person’s gender regardless of them being trans, they just don’t know the extent of the relationship and are using “partner” to cover their bases. Also, Nick Fuentes is almost certainly gay. Fascists can be gay.

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

The 3 stages of grief: denial, anger, ballroom

guys, we have a tone shift

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Most 2025 Video of the Year contender

Good day to watch Winter Kills

the right wing response to charlie kirk’s circulatory system draining on camera is pretty much the same as their reaction to cracker barrel changing their font

flexibility even in death

Be careful in the hunt, ye mates. Don’t stave the boats needlessly, ye harpooneers

his head was phrenologically an excellent one

Beautiful and stupid. That’s what I think! — Buddha

Meet Shaun Maguire, the multi-millionaire tech VC embracing anti-Muslim, anti-Palestinian hate as Silicon Valley pours money into US and Israeli defense startups. @zeteo.com

increasingly coming to the belief that the only binary is furry or fascist

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with you, shipmate?

The death toll of Israel’s ongoing genocide in Gaza is now estimated at 100,000 The list is 1,227 pages long. The first 11 pages are names of babies dead before the age of 6 months. The first 381 pages are all children. archive.is/2025.06.28-0...