I don’t know if it only makes sense without the periphery stuff, but Nier has books, stage plays, etc. I once asked Taro about this and how are English fans supposed to keep up and he looked confused and asked “Why would you need to keep up? Who needs all of that?”

"perjury" when some nobody lowballs their income on a welfare application form: we're maybe gonna put you in prison & deffo cutting off your benefits "perjury" when a law enforcement officer smugly baldfaced lies to a judge in court abt committing violence on innocent civilians: oh, you silly guys!

listening

Stocking stuffer ideas for your retro collector: -Amtech flux -Solder braid -Sharp tweezers -Flush cutter -Machined dip sockets 8 up to 40pin -Ceramic capacitor assortment up to 10uF -Eye loupes -Magic erasers -kynar wire -DeoxIT with needle dispenser -Polypropylene safety cap assortment up to 1uf

it's still a banger folks

holds ur paw it's going to get better

a football should be a living creature that is very violent, with sharp teeth. and also there should be a light at the end of the tunnel. there should be a heaven worth waiting for

Take a long drink of your beer. Lean back in your chair. Close your eyes and breathe in through your nose and slowly out. Look at the man who looks homeless but makes far more money than you for basically the same job, the beneficiary of a better CV and being born on the right side of the line.

voicemails are good tonight

evergreen

Florida currently has the largest shirtless guy section I’ve ever seen

42 points for notre dame in less than 4 minutes of possession. these universities compete in the same athletic conference

I can't wait to beat the shit out of one of the sidewalk delivery robots the first time I catch one of them when I'm out wearing a balaclava. I'm going to kidnap and torture it in my living room

I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.

Volkswagen Type 2-Style Electric Go-Kart w/Beer Tap at No Reserve

brb buying this, painting it blue and gold, and rolling up to every tailgate on it

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its gay little freak paws Friday

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even

oral fixation

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

∧＿∧ CHERISHED 　(｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂/　 /　 ・゜ 　しーＪ　　　 °。+ * 。　 　　　　　 .・゜ 　　　　　 ゜｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。 　　　　 　ﾟ。　 　｡ﾟ ﾟ･｡･ﾟ i just cast the spell that makes you feel loved and cherished, get cherished!

really looking forward to the meltdowns from everyone who thought Daddy Trump would dress down the big bad socialist instead of hyping up his new best friend the Cool Mayor how do you not know how this guy works by now

7-3 at the half is a trustworthy ACC halftime football score

The Zohran press conference is your regular reminder that the entire administration folds like tissue paper at the slightest hint of confidence and conviction, and thus the fact that national democrats are playing a game of capitulation and weakness is exactly why they're all getting away with it

Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven? Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours

DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do -- MAMDANI: Active perception check. DM: ...that's a natural 20 MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>

The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.

Let’s! Get! Naked!

it really is such a damning indictment of all the odious fools and apes trump has surrounded himself that 10 minutes with a normal positive dude like mamdani de-aged trump like 10 years

Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?” TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.” ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”

ma'am your shirt

LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly

Vermintide 2 is one of the most fun "4 of you mow down hordes of enemies while talking shit" game you can pick up and it's easily the best free one :)

strongest case for autonomous vehicles and/or public transit is probably this because drivers go crazy when you argue for more enforcement on "no phones while driving"

Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.

Nasu: I need you to design an anthropomorphic version of the Tunguska Event Arco Wada: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Nasu: This is perfect

joe brady better be in those emails man i can’t take this anymore

nostalgia is so weird because i used to loath microsoft office 2007 but now i have it installed on my computer and i'm like... yeahhhh. yeah this is the good shit. i miss this.

i want to grow old with my trans friends

trans day of making it to the next one

this entire team should be executed

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