STEGOSAURUS FAM UNITE

Is he completely digital or is there someone playing that role and Kilmer is getting deepfaked in? I guess I wonder why the actor already doing the entire performance isn’t good enough for the filmmakers. If you cast that person to play Val Kilmer, surely they’re already giving the right performance

This exactly. Anyone who supports Israel like presidents have in the past will not be the nominee. That’s not a preference, that’s how the democratic base will vote. Hell, it’s how they already voted in 2024.

Last month in The Onion:

Political donations should come from tax dollars. Each citizen gets an equal amount to donate to their candidate of choice if they want. Like $120 to allocate as they see fit. And that’s IT.

It's not a team you get to leave so easy as that, Dave.

Kids in Minneapolis got tear gassed for walking out in protest of ICE. This is flat out lies.

What did we expect, looksmaxxing implies you put no points into constitution.

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

Happy holidays to those who celebrate

I think @ytpjason.bsky.social has this one right.

Are they pretending he opened the app and placed an order? Gas leak ass media

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

Mogged by DoorDash Grandma

Donald Trump: he‘s just like us (losing his mind at the consequences of Donald Trump’s actions and posting his way through the emotional turmoil)

honey wake up they’re firebombing walmarts

Am i crazy or is he anointing Jeffrey Epstein

DEI, woke, etc. was ALWAYS about meritocracy and right wing elites couldn't let their idiot heirs lose privileges so they astroturfed an "intellectual" PR campaign to pretend the opposite.

US invasion of Hungary imminent

Truly wonder if Orban would have honored the results if there was t a massive protest yesterday. Like you can concede like a statesman, or you can lose like a fascist.

Just when we thought the straight of Hormuz couldn’t get anymore closed

Turns out despite all their aura farming and charisma, living under fascism fucking SUCKS.

Ah, the “you can’t fire me, I quit” gambit. One that has never worked in the history of ever

Makes the Golden Calf look like cute home decor

It's not all men but it's always a fucking man 😡

Becomes a bit difficult for Democrats to make the case that this is a horrific, corrupt abuse of power (which it is, obviously) since Biden decided to go on a "pre-emptive pardon" spree right before leaving office.

ChatGPT: As a teen, you'll find kratom gets you the highest when you mix it with xans & booze, and definitely more Robitussin, for a kick Sam Altman: This is good actually A human brain: I should burn down Sam Altman's house before he kills any more kids Sam Altman: Hey this sucks what the fuck

the devil just blinked

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

The plan to demonize creativity, the arts and entrepreneurship while simultaneously shoving AI products down our throats that seemingly make 99% of things worse isn't going to work. We need the robots do the laundry while the people make stuff robots can't dream of. That's a good future.

Incapable of campaigning on anything but “Trump Bad.” I mean he 100% is, but they’re really playing with fire!

I apologize, Boise, Idaho, I was unaware of your game.

Ya love to see it.

“Do you think they’re, to coin a phrase, fucking?”

Prefacing a very common saying with “to coin a phrase.”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

This bill was introduced by Rep. Mary Miller (R-IL), who once said "Hitler was right on one thing. He said, ’Whoever has the youth has the future.’” So naturally, she's trying to force schools to indoctrinate kids with anti-trans BS.

"wipes"

The fucking audacity of former republicans trying to shape the narrative of the Democrats, as if their feckless cowardice didn’t create Trump. They don’t know how to beat him, but they know they’re don’t like ANY left of center methods or ideology. Just be glad you wont meet the fate of the fascists

Hitler killed millions but did you know Hasan has expensive glasses

Jesus Christ, this is just flat out propaganda. Why are there no encampments? For starters there are public protests almost every other week over Trump’s wars and other bullshit, so students don’t need to lead the way like they did under Biden. And also colleges criminalized encampments.

Peoples memories are very short. It's quiet bc Trump started deporting organizers and collages started threatening expulsion. Google the fucking news. Jfc! #freepalestine

Honey, Crusaders are at odds with the Pope over the conflict in the holy land

Pope Leo you have the power to do something amaaazing

I think that might be the official hegemony hand off

"what do you want them to do?"

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted