i'm hunting the most dangerous beast of all, the mr.

I hate this thing. It should never have existed, it is an affront to all possible deities, Art and Life itself. Epic games must pay for their many crimes.

too lazy to shit gonna have the computer do it

i hope iran finds a way to kill spongebob

it's beginning to jerk a lot like penis everywhere you cum

There's no quirked up white boys anymkre, they're kirking them all up instead

I have to feed Hoagie treats like he’s a crocodile. (This was pumpkin pie for dogs from the treat store)

@grok generate a .png of this guy's NFT avatar

im ngl "treatler" is a word that reeks of subtle heterosexism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

I am the CIA of jacking off

they cask of amontillado'd me at the gloryhole

mens day advice: men, that sex worker you like does like you back. keep sending her money

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

the counter offer.....

Do you accept the doof

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Will blocked me but that didn’t stop me from making this

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

I cannot make it more clear how badly internet culture fucked up politics

Fun fact, the dude has not deleted this, its still up. He takes joy in when people post it to make fun of him. He's proud of it. Yet he's extremely paranoid and terrified of being doxxed despite helping run a doxxing ring with guys who post lolicon. Wonder why.

A teenage boy allegedly plotted online with like-minded neo-Nazis to live stream a chemical attack, believing he was preparing Australia for a “nationalist and racial violence extremist” revolution. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

"i'm a sexual machine that turns women into pedophiles" has been eating my brain cells all day like a prion disease

A planets rotation is how long it's day be

i'm gonna 9/11 the aurora borealis

@birdrespecter.bsky.social and @mlyp.bsky.social join @doctorvenkman.com for an examination of Sephiroth posters along with some dramatic readings of Sephiroth posts by @g0blin-king.bsky.social and @maniacalz.bsky.social. www.patreon.com/posts/sephir...

The National Socialist Network held an antisemitic rally outside New South Wales Parliament today - astoundingly, it's emerged this afternoon that they did this with approval from NSW Police. www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...

If you’re happy about this imagine how happy you would be if workers became the whole ruling class and next morning rent was abolished and all surplus went back into society instead of being appropriated by capitalists

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Now this is brilliant

i had an extremely isolated upbringing so i am learning how to socialise and treat people from your guys tweets

helping an old lady cross the rubicon

This is why I only ever publicly shill for celibate ai chatbots

chudler up to bat, and here's the swing, andddd he hits himself in the balls, chudler is down repeat, chudler is down

The final line of this really encapsulates where we're at rn

what i'm learning from the latest online streaming news is that streamer houses are basically just hyperbolic time chambers for sex pests

i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes

getting swastikas tattooed on my nipples, sending them in my resume to take Kevin Rudd's job

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

It’s no wonder the woketoids hate the cybertruck. They’re all still stuck in the matrix while me and Aura are out in the Real World. Brenda you could have been the Trinity to my Neo but instead you’re the bitch to my ex-wife.