Ruin two bands by combining them: They Might Be Killers

The Murderbot producers went way harder on the Sanctuary Moon cutaways than they ever needed to (and it was grrreat)

Ruin two bands by combining them: The Garbage Replacements

<yawns, stretches, and settles into the annual five month window where I get to call @tft.io “old man”>

dotnet devs really do believe everything needs it's own emotional support SQL Server

As someone who works with a lot of NZ charities I can absolutely guarantee you that if we subjected tax-dodging child-exploiting vermin to even a tenth of the annual financial and operational oversight as your average charity, they’d already be in jail.

Sugar.

when your grandma with dementia loves racism you AI a picture of her meeting Reinhard Heydrich

don’t sleep on camel suet, people. next big thing according to the podcast just after joe rogan on spotify

SPOILERISH: I love Heated Rivalry so much because it’s always asks what if it worked out though? And us queers know all too well what the worst is so it’s a joy to see the best case scenario play on screen.

I think Some People treat estrangement as a modern woke phenomenon, but it's only a modern phenomenon because for the entire rest of history, when people wanted to go "no contact" they just moved.

Whole lot of otherwise reasonable people taking the time to debate a Russian bot farm about whether it’s weird to call the Pope “holier than thou”.

Australian yachting commentators pronounce FEMALES exactly the same way as the Ferenghi.

Turn off your alarms, you fools. Tomorrow isn’t a real Friday.

My non-expert observation- social media successfully created communities of men who told each other their shortcomings were the fault of anyone else.

Start your dishwasher now.

accidentally drank the ice cold can of V I’d set aside for christmas morning cooking assistance a couple of days ago and it’s fair to say I have some regrets

I saw a werewolf trying to buy a used car at Del Mar It was a bloody-red Coupe de Ville He said he was driving it down to Mexico Going down to Tijuana Gonna kill somebody in a film, or something

My fridge interprwta this plan as " I would like the iceberg lettuce to be literal pls"

Christmas tip: crank the thermostat on your fridge now, so it’s in better shape to handle excess leftovers and drunken family members gazing into it with the door open for hours at a time.

My biggest wish for the Apple ecosystem in 2026 is a preference that disables the entire concept of podcasts.

That’s a duck. No goose is gonna let you take it on a car ride. You try to put a goose in a car and you will be losing blood and appendages.

@behindthebluemotel.com should see this

wait where did @theremina go? 😭

Counterpoint: universities have a legal obligation to keep people who have repeatedly advertised a deep obsession with children’s genitalia as far away from their students as possible

I was this many years old when I found out that the Cold Chisel song “Ita” is ironic.

rip ziggy

If the nerds in your life seem a little distracted today, it's because they're all frantically trying to figure out how to store 300TB of music.

HAPPY V4 UNIX DAY TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

The persistent idea that the people burning literally billions of dollars a day commercialising LLMs are doing so just to provide enthusiast programmers with a cute software playground is distressingly naive.

Me: Hmm, havn't seen the cat in a while. <takes a whole smoked fish out of the fridge> Bernard: J'ARRIVE MOTHERFUCKER

at first I was like, those other people are just too sensitive, but then he came for promite and I was like, this jerry thing has gone TOO FAR

gamer logic: make my computer as quiet as possible, so I can really hear the loudest keyboard in the world

Many folks upset by that trolling bullshit about abusive parents in the WSJ. Why would anyone do that, you wonder. As the smartest man on Bluesky says:

Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them. The cat:

Reminder: my band has a new thing for your eyes and ears. In it you will see me in a wheelchair. Stunning commentary on healthcare waitlists? Or bellend with a banjo? YOU DECIDE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT9B...

Well shit, I was watching a clip from The Princess Bride a couple of minutes ago 💔

A horrible question I keep coming back to is: would it still have been possible to convince humans that the LLM parlour trick is a thinking machine before Covid gave everyone brain damage?

the thing about a “free” Harry Potter game is that even if you’re not paying, that disgusting asshole is still getting paid somehow

“people with ‘AI’ in their social media bio are invariably worthless cockpunchers” still has near-invincible predictive power

Another day, another shining example of my instablock-people-who-are-dicks-to-my-friends social media strategy paying off.

Yes - up in the hills but just back glfrom airport

There’s some deeply weird weather happening in Dunedin.

Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong are here to make right everything that’s wrong.

Ban cis white men from social media and I guarantee that 90% of abuse online would disappear overnight.

This “My semiconductor manufacturing business is nothing like Enron” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by the t-shirt.

referring to the laptop in my 300 square foot studio apartment that only works if it's plugged in as the family computer

THE KING SITS IN DUNFERMLINE TOWN DRINKING THE BLOOD RED WINE

Millions gather across the world to pay tribute to Alan Dye, the Bill Sydnes of his generation.