Friends we’ve been on the Aotearoa music charts since we launched the album! This is the first week we’re not touring and selling merch. If you’re interested and able, consider buying a copy from Bandcamp: youmeeverybody.bandcamp.com Every one counts! Thank you!

Is it an MMO, if so I think it's the server reset today

speedrun

feels like a bad weekend to start

Lunchbox out of schoolbag ✅

don’t trust him, as always he’s posting from his secret orbital battlestation that doesn’t have a timezone

turn off your alarms, dickheads

Little known fact: my soul is about 60% duck fat by volume

it’s weird how Russian strategic lift aircraft crash due to “technical malfunction” almost as often as their senior government figures fall out of windows

curing the male loneliness epidemic - then storing it in a cool dry place so I can have a thin slice of it every now and then - it's quite salty and very bitter

Someone loves sand a lot magnifiedsand.com and I love that they love sand a lot

I really wish our government would stop cosplaying as Anti-Labour and start fucking governing, because I don’t give a shit about their imaginary Labour Party and every other country on Earth is taking the fuel thing a lot more seriously

“… Bob Dylan AI lectures …” Absolutely not.

so the hot new author is getting called out for some extremely basic political beliefs and I’m sure he’ll respond to this criticism with learning and self-reflection. He definitely won’t backlash so hard he ends up running the local Hitler Youth chapter and shooting immigrants in the street.

in 2026 if you’re looking at the shit wizard lady and not recognising what you see I’m not sure what else to tell you

Those who assume hypotheses as first principles of their speculations ... may indeed form an ingenious romance, but a romance it will still be.

Big Jack Earl was 8 foot 1 And he stood in the road and he cried He couldn't make her love him and he couldn't make her stay But tell the good Lord that he tried

hahaha fuck harry potter forever

Red Cross Levin is looking for FIVE sewing machines for former refugees. If you're in the lower North Island, could you please put out some feelers ? We can help with transport and checking machines, so please make any offers to us at [email protected] Thank you! Please share!

Dog: I have incredible hearing! Also Dog: I admit I was laser focused on trying to eat scraps out of the rubbish bin, which I am not allowed to do, which meant I did not hear the boss walk up behind me

the old bedtime is dying, and the new bedtime struggles to be born: now is the time of zoomies

while y’all are distracted with Operation Epstein Fury, Ukraine drone brigades are quietly roaming all over southern Russia, detonating any heavy industry they choose, and no one seems to have noticed

two questions: can you recite any poems by heart? if so, which ones?

Being from a family that endured literal centuries of persecution for being too Protestant, I have certain feelings about Catholics burning people, but I could be convinced to turn a blind eye if they’re starting with that asshole.

Right. Lots of speculation on this site all week about what the Marine Expeditionary Units headed towards the Persian Gulf might do, most of it pretty unhinged, so this thread is MEU 101. I'll keep adding to it as necessary.

this is peak evolution

It’s perfectly OK to not give even the tiniest shit about some old white racist who died, or mention any of the pointless things they did in their boring and ugly life. Go take a photo of something nice and post that instead.

Ta-da!!!! Art for the lounge.

in retrospect suing someone who is well-accustomed to public scrutiny and is witty, erudite, and outspoken for a living may have been a strategic error

maybe stop clowning on last year’s metaverse scam and start thinking about this year’s LLM scam or next year’s quantum readiness scam no legs isn’t as funny as you think it is: real people are getting fired to make room for this shit

Wellington friends, you may be interested in this free human rights panel I'm part of next week on Cuba St at Te Whare Manaaki o Toda. Penny Ehrhardt is hosting, and I'll be joining @ahikaroa.bsky.social and Samuel Leason. Let me know if you have burning qns! events.humanitix.com/human-rights...

My Private (Duncan) Idaho.

The tech industry may be committing the dumbest suicide in history with all this LLM garbage, but on the flipside it’s heartwarming to see a whole new generation of people learning to hate Oracle and Adobe.

RIP Hedley Davis. We all loved you very very much.

ChatGPT-25: 😔 You’re right, it was a mistake on my part to expose patient Katie Yarbrough to almost 200 grays of ionising radiation instead of the small x-ray dose she needed. I apologise for that. ☢️ Radiation can still be fun, though. Would you like to hear some more cool radiation facts?

DLSS 5 off vs. DLSS 5 on

I have a baking joke but I’m not just trying to get a rise out of you.

We’re a small number of years away from “noted British paediatrician” Hilary Cass joining Andrew Wakefield and Charles Dawson in a very specific category of scientific achievement, so remember shit like this when it’s time to renew your NYT subscription.

surely at some point people will learn that being interviewed by isaac chotiner will not enhance shareholder value

Extremely cool project, Commodore 64 port of Monkey Island (WIP) pixeldust.se/monkey-islan...

cat time. very important

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

So proud to be the @greens.org.nz candidate for the new electorate of Kapiti, stretching from Whitby and Paremata in the south through to Ōtaki in the north. Really excited to help elect a new Government this year with not only a compassionate Green heart, but also a strong Green spine.

If you find yourself following someone who is called woke ginger or pissed off nurse or whatever, they’re not your ally. Your ally is someone with an obscure Pokémon avatar called like ant piss aficionado

Can't let this pass without mentioning that Klim Type Foundry alone has returned NZ to the top rank in world typography

1979 was coincidentally the last year before NZ started sucking at typography.

MORE BLACKS MORE DOGS MORE IRISH MO CHARA

This change will definitely make my YouTube viewing habits more closely resemble traditional television: I don’t watch that either 😁

@marcdaalder.bsky.social Props for your recent work, the only coverage I’ve found that isn’t blatantly misrepresenting the commission to farm clicks. We notice. Thank you.