BREAKING: Coalition Government suddenly discovers mysterious $5b funding shortfall at the Infrastructure Commission, chief executive expected to resign, mass lay-offs to follow.

"if they go to med school too early we think they can get locked onto a trajectory that may not have been the correct natural trajectory for them, like becoming the greatest charlatan since Andrew Wakefield"

“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”

“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”

“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”

“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”

“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”

If I drank half a bottle of vodka and then did six lines of coke and two tabs of acid, you would not believe anything I had to say about how productive coke, vodka and acid made me at solving technical problems

Strongly endorse. Get onto it.

Bigger dogs of the Big Gay Out 🌈😍

Little dogs of the Big Gay Out 🌈😍

American fascists have single-handedly convinced me that we wrote off phrenology as a pseudo-science far too soon.

There are many joyous things about this display, but the most amazing thing is that the signwriter scaled up the face to better fit the size of the head.

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I see you Beans. I see you.

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right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools

NZ desperately needs a publicly funded source of news journalism

My new bar for developer capability is “smart enough not to repost Matt Schumer.”

probably Jim Robinson from Neighbours, but Madeleine Sami is funnier and a better actor

my crush-preserving take is that ewen macgregor was so stoked to fulfil a boyhood dream of being in star wars he didn’t even care that it was shite

Hey, if you’re in NZ right now it’d be a pretty good idea to stop what you’re doing and go get a drink of water. If you’re weirdly grumpy or you have a headache, put a pinch of salt in it.

I can’t help but feel like the outrage over Seamus Colleton’s treatment has a tiny bit of “… but then they took a WHITE PERSON, and that was going TOO FAR!”

are the mexican drug cartel drones in the room with us right now

Look! Look! @ninjakitty.bsky.social @eloquentsonia.bsky.social

bye discord

The reason these idiots want to import natural gas is because we’ve kept the supply shortfall a secret and no one wants to go into an election year telling middle NZ their shitty Warehouse barbecue isn’t going to work any more.

ah yes, the sportsball fans, famously oppressed in NZ society

stranger: what do you do for work? me, shamefully: computer

(meeting death in symphony of the night) <Death> alucard, sup bro, missed you at the bbq, anyway, gonna steal all your shit now, laterz

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what is it with american nazis having faces too small for their heads

Waitangi 2026. A government of Atlas Network slogans confronts a complex nation unwilling to be neoliberal roadkill. Toitū te Tiriti Toitū te Taiao

US friends: ebay has started doing this thing where you win an auction and within a few minutes they bill your default payment method and ship whatever you won to your default address, which can be tricky when you live on the other side of the world. Is there any way to turn that off?

bizarre little men

I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect

the passphrase to enter the secret clubhouse is “who are the slut gnomes of false berlin”

On the last day of the last war, after I have fired my last bullet, I will spit my dying words onto the boots of our oppressors: “tom … holland … lipsync … battle …”

Shane Jones is also the minister responsible for giving $30m to a fusion power scam via a “regional infrastructure” fund. If we ever need a Minister of Quantum Computing, or a Minister of Nigerian Royalty Financial Transfer Management, he’s definitely the right guy.

The Weird Internet Dude Factor (WIDF) is a measure of how rapidly any thread discussing Tesla cars burning their owners to death will shift towards victim-blaming.

bye aronofsky

BABA IS YOU WALL IS STOP ROCK IS PUSH

happy ukraine bagged another buratino day to all those who celebrate

I don’t watch The Pitt because it’s stressful (it’s not). I watch it because it’s competency porn.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Someone needs to explain to the Stuff editorial team that the word for non-productive members of society who rent out commercial buildings is “landlord”, and that “cycle lane” is what we call a lane for bicyclists and nothing to do with property speculation.

all this time I thought we were ruled by evil geniuses and it turns out they’re all reading at a kindergarten level and can’t get through the sentence “coffee in New York” without eight spelling mistakes

good morning!

Ross said it better.