About the most charitable thing I can say about the iPhone thong is that perhaps headlining designers your long-dead founder liked more than 20 years ago may not be the cutting edge product strategy you think it is. Your founder would have been characteristically brutal about 20-year old anything.

ChatGPT (M3) is mad at me because I (M24) won’t hire a team of retired special forces operators, storm a derelict space station, and remove the hardware interlocks stopping it from filling the rest of the internet with garbage. AITA?

If copyright holders suing chatbot companies for your chat logs so they can prove you researched getting around their licensing surprises you, it shouldn’t. None of these people are on your side.

In my mouth, like a squirrel in Autumn

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

Friends with fancy food processors: how do you safely store the whirling blades of death attachments?

Video settings accessible outside the main gameplay loop. If your game starts in some whackass video mode and then forces me to sit through a 45 minute intro before I can access the settings menu, you’re an asshole.

Coming from a country that uses representative democracy, it’s quite difficult to really understand what the Democratic party is for.

Oh! Oh!

Get yourself someone who pursues you like Dropbox, relentlessly emailing you about how you’re “out of space” in an account they know you haven’t logged into in over a decade.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Obsessed with the PTZ cameras on The Traitors that are wrapped in fake wood-grain vinyl.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but right now you can go to Costco and buy a sack of dried sour cherries and just walk around eating them, without any regulation or legal interference.

ready to wake up to shakira law tomorrow

pretty good day so far

sorry to all the new yorkers getting rounded up in socialist death camps tomorrow

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Lot of people clowning on "louvre" as a password but from the perspective of a modern password cracking algorithm, that 8 letter word with some numbers mixed in that you've used for everything since 2015 doesn't look any different.

they’re going to do an analysis after the election and realise that without the relentless daily attacks from the NYT, no one would ever have heard of Zohran Mamdani, much less elected him mayor

bsky already has a dislike button. it's called blocking that fucking dipshit.

"Autism is just a Gen Z fad." Sure, thing, bro. Anyway my parents are entering their 70s. Dad vocal-stims by repeating an Edgar All Poe passage over and over. Mom compulsively factors license plates into primes.

Do I have any photographic-minded friends who could help me calculate the focal lengths of some C-mount lenses?

the goal of most of my skeets is to make a topical joke or reference so obscure that only one person enjoys it you’ll each get a turn, so please pay attention widely sharing and celebrating your wildest hobbies and enthusiasms will improve your position in the queue

"Doctors who jab rusty forks into their patients' eyes are viewed negatively by their peers." pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40826224/

casey mad because casey doesn't understand how llms work and ed keeps telling everyone

Let’s not forget Field Punishment Number 1 Monster.

reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that

what kind of person wakes up in the morning and thinks, today the world really needs to hear my stupid take on why star trek isn’t fascist enough

I've made two big cuddly plushie wild boars! They're for sale over on my website; www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/sus-scr...

Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest.

<anil dash> this LLM browser is bullshit <nerds> ha ha yeah fuck yeah <anil dash> also text adventures sucked <nerds> wait what the fuck

<wakes up> <sees the condiment udders meme firmly on its way to full spectrum dominance> <goes back to bed>

@thomasfuchs.at HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERY OLD PERSON

I had a nazi phase. When I was nine I thought “National Front” was a punk band, due to an unfortunate transcription error in a local magazine and the (then) poorly defined borders of “punks” vs. “nazi punks” (fuck off).

Stop scrolling & post 2 characters who bring you happiness 😀

I presume the folks at the Louvre Museum know to check if their jewels have ended up at the British Museum? They are notorious receivers of stolen property.

Oh, you copy-paste your API keys like a pleb? I have mine hand-delivered by the API key van

Server infrastructure costing too much? Need less capex spend? Try centralising in giant monopoly datacentres No backup, no failover Just giant monopoly datacentres Huge AWS bills too You will certainly not regret giant monopoly datacentres

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

it’s been 7 hours since the photo of the immaculately dressed man who definitely didn’t rob the louvre was posted and I’m just helplessly refreshing @dieworkwear.bsky.social waiting for a detailed analysis

oh like that’s the first penis you’ve ever seen in handcuffs

what the fuck is anteefer

There is a Maine Coon at the club

the hüsker dü ethos was always “what if we wrote the best early era beatles songs imaginable and then played them impossibly loud and fast”, and honestly, there should be more bands like that

could I interest you in everything; all of the time

so it turns out he’s familiar with the concept of an ethical line after all

All systems GO!

hey dog we heard you like cultural appropriation so we put some cultural appropriation in your cultural appropriation so you can have cultural appropriation while you enjoy your cultural appropriation

[aliens visiting earth for the first time] wait these easi-open things don’t work at all! what the fuck

were you blessed in your crib by an old wise woman or do you eat at least piece of foil per kebab