In my opinion, the hot dog is a profane and vulgar food, a sort of necromantic meat alchemy we do in a vain effort to debase and conquer nature. But every sin exacts its toll on the sinner. They do slap tho, so I get your point

Ive been eating whataburger breakfast like im expecting sephiroth to cast meteor directly on my house

In honor of the late and noble Charles Entertainment Kirk, I prithee; won’t you engage me in a duel of the Minds? My thesis: Charles loved it when patriots fired weapons at unarmed targets. In getting killed while sitting down, he won the ultimate battle, for the soul of America.

I’m sorry that happened to you. Was it true love at least?

Im built like this btw

If you’re not flipping both birds at the TV and screaming “fuck you!!!” seven times a day can you even claim to be fighting fascism

I am at every moment overwhelmed with gratitude and horror for this world, so full of evils but also resplendent with the beauty of things such as rice

Sapphic women who date asexual men expose them to sapphic culture and COINTELPRO.

Oh yeah? Well how many of those times was true love

The interpretive dance knife twirling flag kisser has entered the chat

rich guy: hey wake up me: uuuunh what? what do you want? rich guy: when we brought you to the island to hunt you we expected you to do more than sleep under this tree all day me: sounds like your problem rich guy: jesus how many coconuts did you eat me: a lot, now kill me or let me sleep

No real reason for this to go so hard

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you ever have an idea you just have to execute

And yet the tao is in the chorus. Hmm

@jay.bsky.team You need to personally, and publicly, ban Vance from this website. If you would allow him, you would allow Adolf Hitler.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Whenever I want to join the chorus calling for Elon to lowtax, I remember the Tao cannot be rushed

Yes.

Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

Bane in the dark knight except instead of escaping the Lazarus Pit I have to eat the biggest plate of hotdogs you’ve ever seen in your life while the prisoners chant deshi basara

Way ahead of you

The arc of the steven universe is long but it bends towards having to kill this guy

Way ahead of you

Every time you fuckers allow the cybersmith to bottom feed for attention on a new site I lose more respect for humanity

leftist: says something nice about will stancil since he had a good take will stancil taking the opportunity to pointlessly spin up more irrelevant arguments with The Left:

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My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted

Will blocked me but that didn’t stop me from making this

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

he was just pointing at the ghost of adolf hitler, who he was excited to see in the crowd

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

And with Israel shelling Gaza not even an hour into the agreement I think everyone who was taking the easy dunk cus they felt aggrieved by vooting discourse need to consider shutting the fuck up forever by any means they deem necessary

If you’re laundering Trump by lauding this “ceasefire” “agreement” when we know with near certainty Netanyahu will violate the agreement immediately and Trump can’t stop telling people he thinks Netanyahu should do the genocide bigger and faster, I really think you should kill yourself

Who want me

Started the year off right: a bad omen in the form of the broodmallow

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

joining an adrian dittmann twitter space about elon musk

Unfortunately this app still doesn’t have site wide melt downs and PvP so I barely open it

me: he’s not evil exactly but he hates Christmas for his own reasons french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover? me: exactly

Yeah …. PUSSY FEVER 🤣🤣😂 *I find out he died* I apologise for my insensitivity on this serious topic, I will be making a $1000 donation to a fund for victims of pussy fever

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

Buster Sharted