downy woodpecker outside my window

The last moment of peace #commission #oc

Today is a beautiful day for the Yankees to lose

Made another lil cheeb of my boy Thane! I'll be working on some of the babes y'all showed me the other day through this week and opening comms for them on Friday hopefully!

"Back to work" loop animation by Jean-Jean Arnoux. www.instagram.com/jeanjean_arn...

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

no bras allowed in the gamer chair - only support garments.

i hope this works 🖕 🧑 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👢 ⚡ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢

fondly remembering the teacher supply company i worked for that chose to renovate their “corporate office” (a wing extending from the shop i worked at) bathroom instead of giving a coworker a 25 cent raise from $7.25 she worked there 3 years and taught me how to handle the late night perverts.

does anyone want to buy hades 2 for the switch for me so i can play it without having to get out of my cozy bed

We need to normalize people getting their shit rocked again and I don’t think there’s any other way now. If people are going to complain about how you can’t bully or mock people anymore, boy I dunno

Just added a couple of limited edition stickers at canopyrobin.etsy.com! They're an A6 trans flag and trans dropout loopdeloop. Unlike my normal easy-peel stickers, these are an eggshell design with extra-strong adhesive, so they'll break at the edges if tampered with and become very hard to remove

Be aware that Mr Mamdani, a Muslim man of immigrant parents, cannot just come out and say the exact words you would like. I read these words carefully and his sincerity remains clear and full of conviction. Free Palestine.

Much like Kat and Greta, he has not once centered himself in these statements - if he is perfidious in his words, then there is no sign of it, we will have to meet the future as it comes. Hope is a practice and we have to be willing to be disappointed.

Babe I've got an important call, please don't chant the cat's name like she's chugging a beer *15 min later* ᵗᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ TOOTER TOOTER

give greta thunberg a gundam

New baby! Mabrook! Please donate or share

love waking up in the morning to discover i ate a whole sleeve of graham crackers instead of just the 3 i take with my medicine. Sleep Rissa must have been sooooo hungry. she is a beast.

no bras allowed in the gamer chair - only support garments.

OC 🪽

leaping from conclusions

She follows me into the woods ✨ #OCart #OCsky #witchtober

I don't know about you, but I plan to Get Chefy With It today

I Need Her.

trump talking about his fear of stairs so openly really does make it seem like ivana is torturing him from beyond the grave which like. cool.

oh also - biatrix loves liars. she thinks they’re great, entertaining, and friendly for the most part. people lie for all sorts of reasons, and those white lies that hide shame or the like are like little sparks of fey magic she’s tuned into. part of what makes a tavern energy unparalleled.

biatrix is like. well. is it a lie if your definition of what the truth is is just like fundamentally different than everyone else?????like she knows that truth is a concept she can take advantage of because it’s a social construct ?????

I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis

my guts hurt so much i need someone to hold them for me overnight so i can have a break please please please please

Biden doesn't get enough shit for naming Harris his running mate to begin with. That's the kind of thing someone with no care for the future does. She was already well established as a bad politician and a weak national level candidate by then.

finished hades 2 and am officially in postgame :) it is so so so so good and the credits was almost exactly what i thought it would be and there’s still so much more game ahhhhh yay i’m so excited i love this game!!

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

while you're in this cell with me you stand up when you shit

Folk horror is just when Joan Baez is trying to kill you with a chainsaw

absolutely unhinged expression practice with Hogar

Welcome to Bluesky, this place is run by incredibly dishonest bigoted cowards who hate you, so enjoy it while you can, you WILL get banned eventually*

fake news. she's actually been sending me subliminal messages to burn down my house

oh cool so these guys are being called away from their actual livelihoods to go get booed by washingtonians and chicagoans and portlanders etc for free lol

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i think an explanation is in order for why this is tagged with intolerance, actually

Autumn Unicorn 🍂

Odilon Redon, The Birth of Venus, c. 1912 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135095

Commissions are now OPEN!!!!! - NOT 1st come 1st serve - Limited slots - Submissions end Friday, October 10th - No waitlist. RTs are greatly appreciated! Google forms in replies 👇 #commissions #art #anime

She's so good man. She makes us all look like assholes

🎼Something good will come our way And maybe this good thing's gonna happen today🎼

some people say global warming is a hoax perpestrated by the chinese. but i say SHOW ME THE RECEIPS. because why would xi jin ping want to flood MY basement and rust MY bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END🎶

This is gonna get a lot of mileage

that little whine near the end is the exact same ploy i use to get my partner to make me a sundae and it works every time