when god sings with his creations, will Grok not be part of the choir?

dudes be like i have no cock and yet i must piss

(in chicago) girl hop in we flickin our bean at the bean

i think he has two brains

thinking

paradise state of mind

putting a blunt in the iron lung

(obama voice) good morning

mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie

tell me what to draw and i will draw it (at some point)

v2

all of my rowans

please god tell me there are transfem fujoshis

twilight princess link :P

i do my own thang!

sometimes i wonder if people are like that cause of some nasty concussion they had as a kid that no one ever noticed

pirate with a fleshlight attachment for his hook hand

(talking about new orleans) what if it was called new orrrnana and you could rhyme it with orange

i hope that i glow while reflecting my lovely friends. i am in bed thinking about their kindness and the light with which they have touched me

he needs to be studied

dick cheney dying was a psyop to distract from my birthday

sometimes i stare at the mirror and think i kinda look like if my mom and dad had a baby

my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day

my pimmins

when im high im like the whole cast of mst3k but im not saying a single word out loud

its my birthday i feel like harambe

i need the world to understand the glory that is the venture bros

im the prostate detective i can spot one from a miiiile away

do you think super mmario has the tender touch of a lover

errrm, if im here, and youre there, whos pissing my pants?

professor prostate is in the house

just hit a home run out of my butt past the toilet seat into the bathroom bleachers to a cheering crowd

i think i may have just had the best hot dog of my entire life

this is the rowan that love built

my boy was born a poster. he woke up with the light in his eyes

for the first time in my life i feel proud of who i am

docking my ship at the goon cove

yall dont fw acid jazz like i do

i hope my neighbors never get sick of me blasting and singing jamiroquai every day

i deadass might be in love rn my god this fucking weed

weed that makes me realize i think i care

stroking my shit while dipping cookies in milk

tom segura is basically if louis ck was less funny but didnt whip his dick out

just realized how cool of a word "skyscraper" is

wat if we were both destined to uphold the weight of the worlf together

the ancient texts (my childhood) got me fucked up yo

the first couple seconds of "my rival" by steely dan is one of the hardest things ever

cool thing about being little spoon is you just be fartin all over the big one

how do you dress for success

be easy on yourself