oh my god and we just had a conversation with the current villain in our D&D campaign where he said the Plane he rules is rejecting him (because he stole the throne)

morale officer is a fucking team position sir

damn i cant believe alex jones popped like a balloon in his car rip

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

Give yourself heat stroke to own the libs

No better way to get me in a bad mood than to make me spend the first hour of my shift fixing other peoples’ mistakes.

ive seen some folks lately talkin on NEGATIVE REVIEWS and how to deal with them as authors or artists. personally i have not cared about reviews for several decades. negative reviews do not bother me in the slightest and buds often ask me HOW. ill explain a bit here and why this applies to everyone

This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf

I think the funniest / best interaction so far with the #patstaresart tag is that my son will randomly walk up to me and say "I WANT TO SEE A FUNNY PICTURE OF DADA" so I show him me as like a gnome and he loses his mind.

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Worldwide fireworks displays were secretly launched by Chiitan all along.

how to oneshot 95% of media discourse

When you offer up a prayer to your space bird grandma and she tells you to draw from the Deck of Many Things she left, and you get a Legendary item and your best friend gets advantage on death saves for a year, but then your best friend draws another card and her soul gets trapped in a holy crystal.

happy heatwave youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk

Got my 2nd solid yawning grebeling shot of my life today. Oddly, both were in green water in lakes that only had vegetation at the edges. I like the first one more, but todays is a sharper shot. Probably taken a solid 50 feet closer. 🪶 🐣

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Yesterday’s session was fucking bonkers lmao

WISP WAS FIGURING OUT SHE WAS BISEXUAL!!!!

Reposting because of the sony news

Caring more about the worldbuilding than the narrative is how we get more books like Age of Scorpius 🤷

Beach day got rained out

is she a fucking joke to you

Did you know from one cheap bag of ground coffee you can make up to four liters of delicious, extra-strength cold brew? YOU CAN! #comic #art

On the last day of pride I’d like to remind everyone that the metal community owes pretty much their entire aesthetic to Judas Priest frontman and gay icon Rob Halford

There are fewer people at TrumpFair than in your average elevator ride

Grabbing some assets "Egg" for a video and came across this in the wild I don't know the context but @patstaresat.bsky.social you look great as always :)

lets get this place humid #pokemon #pokopia

Quick take a break from the horrors and feast your eyes on what’s in this grandma‘s binder www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSMW6r4S/

Minun is about to become my least favorite pokemon simply because they’re the last one I need to complete the dex in Pokopia and they’re taking FOREVER TO SHOW UP

when it zoomed out I gasped

I'm calling it: the great american state fair is worse than the glasgow willy wonka experience

Cops are defunding YOU www.minnpost.com/glean/2026/0...

Looked at the bald eagle cam just in time to see the second eaglet successfully fledge

The three largest RAM manufacturers in the world are being sued for allegedly working together to fix the supply and price of memory, leading to the recent surge in price for consumers. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ram-man...

Arkansas, 1935

be the reason software requires a license

It’s like my sons invited their friend over to work on their homework all together 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Don’t dim your light just to keep others from feeling uncomfortable. Being transgender and fearlessly authentic is truly precious and beautiful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Cherish and protect the unique radiance of your soul🌈​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Fix your sparks.

Today is a good day to remember that authoritarianism is not inevitable, overthrowing fascists is possible, and good things can still happen. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

"The color is repellent, almost revolting; a smouldering unclean yellow, strangely faded by the slow-turning sunlight." I made a "Yellow Wallpaper" piece back in 2017, but I re-read the story over the weekend and wanted to try again. Much happier with this version 🖤

Beavis and Butt-Head: Bunghole in One Illusions Gaming Company Microsoft Windows 1998

I need all you hip young game devs to go get portal (it's $2 on steam right now) so I don't turn to dust when I have conversations about it at work.

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.