yeah I don't know that seems different to me actually!

Sad update: Kristi Noem pooped her pants so bad she had to go to the hospital

BREAKING: Federal judge in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's criminal case finds that "there is a 'realistic likelihood of vindictiveness' that entitles Abrego to discovery" in response to his motion to dismiss the case for vindictive or selective prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Washington Post dismantled the platform Jamal wrote on. Discarded the fellowship they created in his memory. They fired me unjustly for speaking the truth. But I’ll never stop talking about my friend, writer, and amazing human, Jamal Khashoggi. RIP, Jamal. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

Study: Death by lightning reaches 50-year high

every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour

there are 39 hours of scripted programming in this season's broadcast TV lineup, & 20 of them are explicitly pro-law enforcement programs. More than half of scripted TV is still not enough for them.

I tell ya I got problems. I bought my wife a medbed and set it to cure all her troubles. When she woke up, it served me with divorce papers.

THE MEME IS REAL

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.

these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm. (face reveal in part two is really funny)

This new NYT roundtable is wild. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

Absolutely cackling at this interaction, good work @dougexeter.bsky.social

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

hey, you know who seems like a real normal guy? Stephen Miller. now that's a guy you can set your watch to. wish I was around more people exactly like that on a way more regular basis.

I think the many people disabled and blinded by ‘less lethal’ munitions and imprisoned and tried for conspiracy charges might want to debate Will on this one

why is this guy just consistently wrong about like... everything? why do people take him seriously? his track record is impressive if you want to see someone getting things wrong pretty consistently

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

funniest part about the right having to pretend kimmel got sidelined because he “lied” while having to pretend the entire rightwing media apparatus doesn’t exist

Politicizing the military as with what they are doing to DHS/ICE/CBP. So dangerous.

when the 100mg hits at the grocery store

hey remember when the most consultingest consultants to ever consultant thought calling these fucking freaks "weird" was a losing strategy?

Sinclair is demanding that Kimmel apologize to the family (?) and also "make a meaningful personal donation to the Kirk Family and Turning Point USA" Are you fucking kidding me? It's not enough they got him fired, they want him to grovel and send money to these anti-free speech grifters?

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

incredible — it actually gets stupider apple.news/Aq-PqdYSGSRm...

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Charlie Kirk dies and the world's conservatives cry and whine like babies over the fact that some people cheer for it. Trey Reed and other POC get murdered and their loved ones don't even get to know the truth of what happened from the authorities.

They made them racist Mulder and Scully

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

is the guardian out of commas

You might think it should be a non-controversial belief among Democrats that "DC should be able to self-govern. But 31 House Democrats just voted to give Trump and Congressional Republicans full control over DC's sentencing laws. Shameful, heinous behavior from Vichy Democrats

Yeah, the only reason we're hearing about this person is because they (might) be trans. The press is just bringing this up to try to tie trans people to something we had nothing to do with.

just so we're clear about what happened today the vice president of the united states of america is encouraging all the right wing nutjobs out there to go on doxxing rampages against american citizens

WHAT THE HELL

so are democrats really just going to remain silent as republicans target half of the country for retribution over a crime they didnt commit? im being serious, when do democrats call out this bloodthirsty rampage for what it is

In a Hitleresque speech, JD Vance says there can be no unity with the left and vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

but we need people to go one further and stop thinking that places like MSNBC are the 'left' outlets. They aren't. NYT isn't. They use the language of the left to launder the ideas of the right and people should be more disgusted by it

Yeah man they ain’t coming back. This is going to be one of the biggest foreign policy blunders of my lifetime, and it’s entirely possible that some guy at ICE ordered it not having any clue what he was doing. This is why we used to leave foreign affairs to sensitive nerds.

Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.