a lot of you people seem insane to me. idk...

I'm excited to Bari Weiss to finally get the keys to the cathedral, only to find that there's not a big lever labeled "wokeness" in the control room, just a bunch of journalists doing their job that she now has to manage

Sir, another graduation ceremony in which the students booed AI has dropped. "College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names" (via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)

A mom in a Toyota Sienna pulls a Cybertruck out of a treacherous sandpit

President Xi: My hope for our two countries is that we could avoid the Sugondese Trap Trump: What is the Sugondese Trap? Xi (grinning):

(liberal voice) we need to give Jigsaw from the Saw movies hundreds of billions in dollars in weapons or else something really bad could happen

Last night after a few drinks the wife and I were talking about how shitty it is that the millennials and Gen Z have totally gotten hosed on the party front. There's all these NYT stories about how kids don't go drink at the bar anymore and it's like no shit everything costs a bazillion dollars

Women are making peepee and poopoo more inclusive. Boston is becoming a center for that.

Finally!

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I think you must be thinking of a different Chris Caesar. I only enjoy normal burgers

a little high and crying because my beautiful cats will never understand how delicious diet coke is 😔

get his ass. feel at complete ease around his ass. form an unshakeable connection with his ass. understand his ass in a way you never thought possible

lol forgot about this. I need you all to know that in my entire 25 year history of being a journalist no audience has been as evil as Boston Globe readers/commenters.

think I've heard quite enough from Democrats about "the dangers of a big tent" vis-a-vis Hasan Piker, ESPECIALLY considering their entire caucus is already rife with violent or even outright genocidal freaks. you never hear about the danger(s) these folks are causing to the party!

jason bourne is so cool and fast….i wonder if hes christian

your childhood dream was asking ChatGPT to draw you skateboards for divorced baby boomers?

politically correct with bill maher

Absolutely extraordinary. The Democrats conceded *nothing* and got everything they demanded. They said no ICE/CBP funding, and that's precisely what happened. In other words, they did not cave. At all. But the GOP did—completely.

“A #Massachusetts police chief has had enough with protesters of a local ICE office, saying the near-daily demonstrations are straining his department’s public safety resources.” wow that's really unfortunate has he tried quitting and getting a real job?

UH OH!: this man loves saying "FAFO" so much that he told it to his barber

He was just gonna be watching tv like anyone though to be clear. I am also covering the story right now.

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?

Hello, I’m a nice new poster looking for friends

Alex Jones is now just making supercuts of Tim & Eric sketches and freaking out. Alex Jones on Twitter: "⚠️EVEN MORE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: We Compiled a Super Clip of Even More of Their Most Depraved Publicly-Released Material. This is SICK FOOTAGE From The Onion Scum."

Sentences that don’t cause further introspection

kinda love how unabashedly evil Palantir is. like if Luthor Corp. merged with Skynet, but it's run by the Twin Peaks guy who keeps saying "it is happening again"

guy who is cataclysmically unaware of the horrific, uncharted economic consequences ahead: oh is there a hormuz ball going on? 😏

scared because she thinks Mamdani is stuck in her TV and about to break through the screen

(Michael Scott voice) "Do I NEED to be seen as 'based'? Absolutely not. I *like* to be seen as based. I *enjoy* being seen as based. I *have* to be seen as based. But it's not like, this compulsive need to be seen as based, like my need to be liked"

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Is he resurrecting Epstein??!

having some big thoughts this morning

wow. strangely ironic

Democrats shouldn’t associate with Hasan Piker, anyway check out what Anne Coulter has to say!

he would never have sent zohran to vm

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Iran won

🎵 I am so high, I can hear heaven🎵

if he says he's sending in troops I am going to laugh so hard I am not sure I can survive it

this is a long read but deeply well-researched and worth your time!!

Me playing bongos listening to this: “and whiteys on the moon”

oh jesus. good thoughts to eugene mirman

over and over and over again